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    Mile High Celebrates Holidaze & 3rd AFOL Title

    By Beantown Middle Fingers Fri Dec 30 12:52am ET

    Ho Ho Ho Down To The Base Face
    2010, 2012 & 2016. 3 Titles. The Mile High OC earned the trophy. Time to party baybee!!! Hurtin' 4 A Squirtin'.
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    Beantown Middle Fingers
    Sat Dec 31 2:02pm ET
    Thanks Mile High. What's true about life often is it's not what yo know, it's who you know. I've never been a good networker, which is a nice term for someone that uses people only when you need them. if I got a jump on the job search earlier, I might not have put myself in this position. i'll be in Winter Haven, 54 minutes from Tampa. I'll sleep in my car and motels to get started. once it appears that i'll make the cut, remain there, i'll look into renting a room. living like a male gypsy. Too bad the Red Sox stopped spring training there in 1993 to Fort Myers. I'll be in a heavily monitored cubical anyways even if they were still in town. I'll will be careful traveling and when mailing. oil and cartridges are easier to store and hide. flower is the aroma-fied challenger. the adventure continues. I don't have to be any particular place so who knows where i'll land following the gig. Florida passed medical cannabis. it'll likely be later in the year when dispensaries open. The Vape pens helped me get through my first tour of duty with State Farm lol. i'll keep y'all posted. GO HUSKYS!!!
    Mile High Orange Crush
    Sat Dec 31 3:24am ET
    Damn man, that sucks! I guess no luck finding a full time gig in Cali or Colorado? With your resume I can't believe you can't find something closer! What part of fla will you be staying? Since it's very temporary they going hook you up with a hotel or something? I know Fla just passsed medical marijuana if I'm not mistaken, not sure for what issues or when it starts?

    I really enjoy the Chronicles of Drew, as you let us in a very busy and exciting life! They really good do a good Netflix or HBO show and it would have tons of followers,

    Be careful with the shipping, I Hear bad things can happen. Our country is so fucked up when you can have marijuana but Walk a foot over a neighboring state line you can go to jail for a long time. I can't believe the whole country isn't one way or another on the issue. I guess it technically is, but we all know they alllow the states to make their own laws on it. Hell where all those fuckers work in Washington DC it's legal! Wtf lol

    Time for the government to make it legal across the board. They can take billions of dollars out of the cartels and thugs. Also they can Free up the polices efforts , free the people for petty marijuana charges that are rotting in jail and waste our tax money. They can then really focus on the hard stuff like herion and other drugs that kill.

    Too bad the Big Phams are really runnnig the show
    Beantown Middle Fingers
    Fri Dec 30 11:04pm ET
    Hey folks, it's your good buddy Drew here. As you know, I live a weird non-mainstream uncommon life. As part of my continuing mid life crisis (7 years and cunting), back XMAS 2013, I moved to the Pacific Northwest/Seattle area for a new life. In 2014, I only worked two months as temp for a medical malpractice claim company. I earned a whopping $5k that year. In 2015 I was a temp for State Farm and had to work 6 day 60 hour weeks. Sucked horsecock, no life. I earned $101k that year. After 3 months in 2016, the SF gig concluded. I collected Washington unemployment, got very high, banged lots of chicks, consumed lots of drugs and saw lots of shows. I earned $25k in 2016. Well I've run out of money. It's my own fault. I've partied like a rock star and really don't regret any of it. I don't have any family or kids. I've had trouble getting another job out here. But I did land another well paying temp gig with State Farm in Florida. 6 month temp gig that could extend like the one out here in Washington. My original WA assignment was 5 months and it lasted 15 months. You never know with these deals. I could show up and someone may not like my face and send me back. I did fall for the 23 year old that lives with me and her 6 month old kitten/cat/pussy. I'm going to keep my apartment in Washington state and LeeAnna will live there. I plan to fly back to Seattle in late March for the Starfucker show and G Love & Special Sauce shows back to back nights, bang LeeAnna a bunch and send myself (allegedly) CO2 cartridges, wax, oils, capsules, flower (the wonderful world of weed). So that's what's up in BREAKING DREWS...I love the west and really don't wanna leave. I've had a fantastic 3 years out here. I plan to return. I depart 1/2/17 for a 1/11/17 start date. And if this gig works out, I'll have enough money to return as Jim Mora Jr. for a 20th season and continue to make fun of myself and everyone with light entertainment & comedy. Happy Drew Year Errrbody! I mean New Year. tee hee hee
    Mile High Orange Crush
    Fri Dec 30 1:54am ET
    Thanks Kevin and Drew! That picture looks like 1998 MHOC lol!
    Tusken Raiders
    Thu Dec 29 7:29pm ET
    Congrats to Mile high, and thanks for keeping the trophy in Atlanta! Losing it to the North would be like the Braves losing the Wolrd Series to Canadians in 93!
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    Martavis Bryant Jan 17 2:13pm ET

    Pittsburgh Steelers WR Martavis Bryant applied for reinstatement Tuesday, Jan. 17, according to a source. Bryant will not be able to return for the playoffs, but he could return for the 2017 regular season.

    Ladarius Green Jan 17 12:53pm ET

    Pittsburgh Steelers TE Ladarius Green (concussion) remains in the league's concussion protocol, according to head coach Mike Tomlin.

    Fantasy Spin: Green has been sidelined a long time with a concussion. We doubt he returns this week, but keep an eye on the player notes for the latest.

    Jordy Nelson Jan 17 12:43pm ET

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    Fantasy Spin: Yeah, it isn't looking good for Nelson right now.

    Brad Childress Jan 17 12:23pm ET

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    Jason Kelce Jan 17 9:53am ET

    Philadelphia Eagles C Jason Kelce is being considered to be released in the offseason, according to a source. Kelce is set to count $6.2 million against the salary cap next year, and the team could save $3.8 million by cutting him.

    Jimmy Graham Jan 17 9:43am ET

    Seattle Seahawks TE Jimmy Graham is likely to return to the Seahawks next year, and head coach Pete Carroll raved about his play in 2016. 'I thought Jimmy had a terrific year,' Carroll said. 'He was explosive. He was dynamic. He blocked like he's never blocked before. He became a factor on the perimeter blocking stuff, and he's a highlight film. He's got so many big plays that he made during the year.'

    Chip Kelly Jan 17 1:03am ET

    Former San Francisco 49ers and Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly has a 'good chance' of being hired as the Jacksonville Jaguars' new offensive coordinator. He went into the interview believing he was going to get an offer and he already 'has some assistant hires ready.'

    Fantasy Spin: This would be a good hire for the Jaguars. Kelly could get the most out of the offensive players on that team.

    Pierre Desir Jan 17 12:53am ET

    The Seattle Seahawks signed C Ross Burbank, FS Pierre Desir, DTs Tylor Harris, Shaneil Jenkins, FB Malcolm Johnson and OG Will Pericak to Reserve/Future contracts Monday, Jan. 16.

    Tony Romo Jan 17 12:43am ET

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    Fantasy Spin: Romo should be able to find a starting job with a new team. It will be interesting to see where he lands, though.

    Brian Winters Jan 16 7:53pm ET

    New York Jets OG Brian Winters signed a four-year contract extension with the Jets Monday, Jan. 16. Financial terms were not disclosed.

    Eric Ebron Jan 16 7:43pm ET

    Detroit Lions TE Eric Ebron said his goal for next season is to have a 1,000-yard season. He said another goal is to stay healthy for the entire season.

    Fantasy Spin: Ebron is capable of the huge season. He just needs to stay healthy.

    Jake Rudock Jan 16 6:53pm ET

    Detroit Lions QB Jake Rudock may be the team's backup quarterback next season with QB Dan Orlovsky being an unrestricted free agent this offseason.

    Brandon Carr Jan 16 6:33pm ET

    Dallas Cowboys CB Brandon Carr said he will consider retirement this offseason and probably will make a decision before the start of free agency.

    Tharold Simon Jan 16 6:23pm ET

    Free-agent CB Tharold Simon (Cardinals) signed with the Washington Redskins Monday, Jan. 16, according to a source. Terms of the contract were not disclosed.

    Rod Smith Jan 16 5:43pm ET

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    Fantasy Spin: At this point, it would be a surprise if he plays this week.

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    C.J. Prosise Jan 16 4:03pm ET

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