

Nice report Dick! Thank you
Greetings from Hell’s waiting room, where the next 8 months of weather perfection will massage me into believing I live in heaven, only to have the boiling oils of the summer sun blasted all over my soul come June, reminding me once again that I live in the Bad Place….
Though it’s been but 3 weeks since I last sat atop the week’s scores, a lot has happened in the KPFFL, so let's get into it:
This week’s Sharky fight was tight, as Shitty Cove (110) and the RM Oysters (109) were both within spitting distance of Pendleton’s 113 pts, but ended up having to swallow their pride.
And since it is highly unlikely either of them would have followed through on their KPFFL Commish Report Commitment had they actually prevailed, you’re so very lucky I edged them out. And to those of you that follow through, Thank you for not pulling out!
Pendleton's 113 pts is the lowest Sharky this season, but still enough to beat out all of you, so at least I got that going for me. More importantly, TTT’s flaccid week opened the hole enough for the Payrolees to eat into TTT’s lead. Something that has been pretty damn tough against the Tamale Tossers, who still hold a 23-point lead at the half season mark. The 2nd Half is lining up to be a helluva lot o fun.
Point standings:
100 points separates the top 6: TTT, PP, SCM, CLJ, RMD and SCT. And with 9 weeks of points left to be had, the points title is up for grabs.
Unless of course, you're #7 Tacoma Aroma, or lower in the ranks. Tacoma are currently 150 pts back and feels like it might be time for the bottom 10 to say goodbye to 2025 and start jockeying for 2026. Call it a rebuilding year.
Division Standings:
Another 3 weeks gone and the Division races have gotten heated! (3 of them are more room temperature, tbh.)
The Deaf Knight (WHO?) is looking at a possible photo finish down the stretch as PP leads Stumper by a single game and 37 measly pts. Looking forward to seeing you at the finish line, BTP!
The Rosebud is a little looser as the Llama Jockeys have a solid 3 game lead on the Oysters. But with only 19 pts separating them, maybe a more favorable schedule can help RCD close that gap down the stretch.
The Playa is also looking a little more decided as TTT has a 2-game lead over Shitty Cove. With a lot of season left, Shitty Cove might make a push for the top, but that unlikely as it appears TTT is refusing to slow down, thanks to their waiver wire pick-up of PP cast off Jaxson Dart. Huge oversight by the Pendleton Parole Board as he should never have been released.
Much props to Nico Papa Georgio for responding to Week 5’s Commish report criticism by swimming upstream through the sewage that is the Bike Wreck and planting themselves atop the pile with dominant 4-5 record, dragging the White Whisper with him. If they keep it up, we may get a sub .500 Division. The excitement is palpable! So Proud of the Wreck…
With 39.9 pts, this week’s Ace is JCM’s Caleb Williams. Despite Caleb's performance JCM might have come up short had Boulder City not left 43 WR pts on the bench. MindiLu might wanna thank Nico for the lineup blunders that left BC with 65.47 pts and this week's Sally. Now he can only dream about what could have been had he clicked the right button! Definitely would have had a huge win over JCM, a 5-4 record, ahead of Bad Axe, and in the running for Sharky.
More likely, Nico is 8 steps ahead of the rest of us and already jockeying for playoff position.
And finally, though we have had other winners in the 3 weeks since my last Report (lookin at you Rocky Mountain & Stump Creek x 2) we’ve had ZERO commish reports. So, this week’s Bonehead goes to anyone who wins the week and doesn’t follow through on your responsibility to keep us informed! You don’t gotta be Hemingway, you just need to show up and give us the deets!
That’s all I got. So, until next time, Best of luck, ya bastards :)
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| Acquired | Cape Cod Catastrophe | Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ | Thu Nov 13 5:58pm CT |
| Released | Cape Cod Catastrophe | Matthew Golden WR GB | Thu Nov 13 5:58pm CT |
| Acquired | Cape Cod Catastrophe | Cedric Tillman WR CLE | Thu Nov 13 1:15pm CT |
| Released | Cape Cod Catastrophe | Devin Neal RB NO | Thu Nov 13 1:15pm CT |
| Released | Pendleton Parolees | Joshua Karty K LAR | Wed Nov 12 6:58am CT |
| Winchester Buttercups (3-7) | 54.63 | |
| Rocky Mountain Devils (6-4) | 84.85 | |
| Stump Creek Mudskippers (6-4) | 70.05 | |
| Crestucky Llama Jocky's (8-2) | 67.28 | |
| Pendleton Parolees (8-2) | 79.70 | |
| Hempstead Town Braves (3-7) | 80.81 | |
| Tacoma Aroma (4-7) | 99.26 | |
| Jackson County Mullets (5-6) | 77.89 | F |
| Whiskey Dick Rope Pushers (5-6) | 86.62 | |
| Cape Cod Catastrophe (4-7) | 89.17 | F |
| Bad Axe Brawlers (5-5) | 61.85 | |
| Shady Cove T-Baggers (6-4) | 107.80 | |
| Boulder City Slingshots (5-5) | 87.53 | |
| Talladega Tamale Tossers (8-2) | 57.00 | |
| Sharps Creek Gold Diggers (3-7) | 82.84 | |
| Oregon Duckbilled Platypu (3-7) | 36.69 |
| Death Knight | W | L |
|---|---|---|
| Pendleton Parolees | 8 | 2 |
| Stump Creek Mudskippers | 6 | 4 |
| Tacoma Aroma | 4 | 7 |
| Winchester Buttercups | 3 | 7 |
| Rosebud | W | L |
| Crestucky Llama Jocky's | 8 | 2 |
| Rocky Mountain Devils | 6 | 4 |
| Jackson County Mullets | 5 | 6 |
| Hempstead Town Braves | 3 | 7 |
| Bike Wreck | W | L |
| Boulder City Slingshots | 5 | 5 |
| Bad Axe Brawlers | 5 | 5 |
| Cape Cod Catastrophe | 4 | 7 |
| Sharps Creek Gold Diggers | 3 | 7 |
| Playa | W | L |
| Talladega Tamale Tossers | 8 | 2 |
| Shady Cove T-Baggers | 6 | 4 |
| Whiskey Dick Rope Pushers | 5 | 6 |
| Oregon Duckbilled Platypusses | 3 | 7 |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles said on Monday that "it's hard to say" if running back Sean Tucker will see more playing time even when Bucky Irving (foot, shoulder) comes back, according to the Pewter Report. The Bucs may go with a hot-hand approach to their backfield when Irving gets cleared to return for the first time since getting hurt in Week 4. Since he's been sidelined, Rachaad White has seen most of the backfield work. White played 60% of the offensive snaps in Sunday's loss to the Buffalo Bills compared to 44% for Tucker, but it was Tucker who went off with a season-high 19 carries for 106 yards and two touchdowns. He also added two catches for 34 yards and another score. The 24-year-old has looked much more explosive than White and deserves attention off the waiver wire this week, regardless of whether Irving is back for Week 12 against the Los Angeles Rams.
From RotoBaller
Green Bay Packers running back MarShawn Lloyd (hamstring) appears to be ramping up his rehab, ESPN's Rob Demovsky reported last week. Lloyd has not returned to practice with the rest of the team yet, but he was seen working up a sweat on a side field last week. The Packers could really use Lloyd right now after Josh Jacobs suffered a knee injury in Sunday's win that could keep him from playing in Week 12 against the division-rival Minnesota Vikings. The 24-year-old Lloyd remains on Injured Reserve, though, and has played in one game for the Packers due to injuries since he was taken in the third round of the 2024 NFL draft. Green Bay is still holding out hope that he can contribute later this year, but it remains to be seen if that will actually happen. If Jacobs misses any time, Emanuel Wilson should operate as the team's clear lead back.
From RotoBaller
Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles said on Monday that running back Bucky Irving (foot, shoulder) will be worked in more this week during practice and then be re-evaluated at the end of the week, according to the Pewter Report. Irving has not played since Week 4, but the 23-year-old returned to limited practices last week and continues to make progress towards a potential return. Irving is dealing with a shoulder subluxation and a sprained foot, with his shoulder being the bigger issue. Whether he's able to return in a Week 12 showdown against the Los Angeles Rams this Sunday will depend on his practice status and how he bounces back. Irving should operate as Tampa's lead back when he's back to full health, but he could be eased into the Bucs' backfield alongside Rachaad White and Sean Tucker when he's active again.
From RotoBaller
Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles said on Monday that wide receiver Chris Godwin (leg) will be worked in more in practice this week and will be re-evaluated at the end of the week, according to the Pewter Report. Is it possible that Godwin will be ready to play in Week 12 versus the Los Angeles Rams? Potentially, but the Bucs will make that determination later in the week, depending on how much the 29-year-old can do and how he responds to more physical activity. He didn't make his 2025 debut until Week 4 following a season-ending ankle dislocation in Week 7 of last year, and then he injured his fibula in Week 5 of this year. Godwin should have a big role in Tampa's passing attack when he's cleared to return, next to rookies Emeka Egbuka and Tez Johnson, but the team is taking a cautious approach. Don't be surprised if Godwin misses another week.
From RotoBaller
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Penix Jr. (knee) is headed to Injured Reserve after aggravating a bone bruise and knee sprain from earlier this season, sources tell Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. Penix also has damage to his ACL, which could require a full knee reconstruction. The young lefty signal-caller will be forced to miss at least the next four games while on IR, but all signs are pointing to him missing the rest of the 2025 season as well. Veteran Kirk Cousins, who did not look very good in his one start in place of Penix earlier this year, will now be thrust into the starting role in Atlanta for potentially the rest of the year. Fantasy managers might want to temper expectations for Cousins, especially since he'll be without top receiver Drake London (knee) for at least a little while. If the 25-year-old Penix has full knee reconstruction, it's possible he won't be ready to roll for the start of the 2026 season next fall.
From RotoBaller
The Athletic's Dianna Russini reports that the New York Jets are making a change at quarterback and will bench Justin Fields in favor of veteran Tyrod Taylor, according to a source. Through 11 weeks, the Jets rank dead-last in the league in passing yards per game under Fields. The 26-year-old has limited the turnovers (one interception) in his first year with the Jets, but he's thrown for only seven touchdowns and 1,259 yards on 204 attempts in nine starts. While last Thursday night's loss to the New England Patriots was one of his better performances, he still threw for only 116 yards and also lost a fumble. Fields has gone under 100 yards passing in four of his nine games in 2025. He could get another shot before the end of the season if Taylor isn't much better, but for now, there's no reason to keep him rostered in redraft fantasy leagues.
From RotoBaller
Houston Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans said on Monday that quarterback C.J. Stroud (head) is still in the league's concussion protocol, according to Sam Warren of the Houston Chronicle. Stroud's status for the upcoming Thursday night contest against the Buffalo Bills in Week 12 is currently unclear. "We'll see how the week goes," Ryans said. The 24-year-old has missed the last two games after suffering a concussion in the Week 9 loss to the Denver Broncos, and it seems more likely than not that he will miss a third straight game on a short week. We'll keep a close eye on his practice status this week, but fantasy managers should be prepared for Stroud to miss another game. If he doesn't get cleared for Thursday, his next chance to play would be in Week 13 against the division-rival Indianapolis Colts. Backup Davis Mills has led Houston to two straight wins with Stroud sidelined.
From RotoBaller
The Athletic's Dianna Russini reports that the New York Jets are making a change at quarterback and will bench Justin Fields in favor of veteran Tyrod Taylor, according to a source. The Jets will face the Baltimore Ravens in Week 12 and rank last in the league in passing yards per game with 139.9. Fields had a decent day for fantasy managers who started him in last Thursday night's loss to the New England Patriots, but he threw for just 116 yards and a touchdown on 26 pass attempts. Fields has finished under 100 passing yards in four of his nine games in his first year in New York, and the Jets are going to go in another direction as they look for a spark. The 36-year-old Taylor isn't going to be a savior for the Jets, but he could be a steadying presence for the offense. In three games this year, he's gone 43-for-69 for 379 yards with three touchdowns and three picks. At best, Taylor is going to be a low-end desperation streamer for fantasy managers in superflex two-QB leagues going forward.
From RotoBaller
New York Jets QB Tyrod Taylor was named the starting quarterback for Week 12 against the Baltimore Ravens over QB Justin Fields.
Fantasy Spin: Taylor is only an option in superflex leagues you can use an extra quarterback.
From TheHuddle
Pittsburgh Steelers running back Kenneth Gainwell had nine rushing attempts for 24 yards in the Week 11 win over the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday, adding a season-high seven receptions on eight targets for 81 yards and receiving touchdowns. The 26-year-old played 63% of the offensive snaps, his second-highest mark of the year, but it coincided with lead back Jaylen Warren (ankle) getting injured in the third quarter and never returning. Warren said after Sunday's win that he could have retaken the field, but the decision to sit out the rest of the game "was part of being smart." It looks like Warren has avoided a serious injury, but fantasy managers with Warren rostered or who need RB depth should consider Gainwell a speculative pickup going into Week 12 against the Chicago Bears. Gainwell is only rostered in 32% of Yahoo leagues.
From RotoBaller
Green Bay Packers standout running back Josh Jacobs' knee is structurally sound, and he won't require surgery, according to Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. Jacobs is considered day-to-day, but he could still miss the Week 12 divisional contest against the Minnesota Vikings. ESPN's Rob Demovsky is reporting that Jacobs is "week-to-week." The good news is that Jacobs doesn't have a season-ending knee injury, but fantasy managers should prepare for him to miss at least one game. The 27-year-old has been a must-start RB1 this year in fantasy football, as he has 11 rushing touchdowns in 10 games. Jacobs broke a six-game touchdown streak in the Week 11 win over the New York Giants before injuring his knee. Going into Week 12 action, fantasy managers are going to be rushing to the waiver wire to add Emanuel Wilson, who is fully expected to take over most of Green Bay's backfield work if Jacobs misses time. In deeper leagues, Chris Brooks is worth a look.
From RotoBaller
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Kirk Cousins, who has been the most expensive backup QB in the NFL this year, could be forced into starting duties under center for the rest of the year after Michael Penix Jr. (knee) suffered a potentially season-ending knee injury in Sunday's overtime loss to the Carolina Panthers. Penix is seeking a second opinion, but the initial diagnosis is not encouraging. At the very least, the 37-year-old Cousins will likely make his second start of 2025 in Week 12 against the division-rival New Orleans Saints. His fantasy stock is obviously going to jump drastically if Penix misses the rest of the year, but at least in the short term, fantasy managers might want to temper expectations, especially with top receiver Drake London (knee) also expected to miss time with a PCL sprain he suffered on Sunday. In Cousins' lone start against Miami in a 34-10 loss on Oct. 26, he did not look good, going 21-for-31 passing for 173 yards, no touchdowns, and no picks.
From RotoBaller
New England Patriots running back Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) is expected to be available for Wednesday's practice, according to head coach Mike Vrabel. The fifth-year pro has been out since Week 9 as he battles a hamstring injury. While Stevenson returned to practice in a limited capacity to begin his prep ahead of their win against the Jets last Thursday night, he was tagged with a DNP to close out the week. It appears the extra few days of rest were enough to get him back to playing shape at least, although he'll return to a less clear situation in the backfield with TreVeyon Henderson's recent surge of production. For now, the most likely scenario would be that the split becomes more even moving forward, but it was trending that way even before he picked up the toe issue. This backfield is worth keeping tabs on when New England squares off with the hosting Cincinnati Bengals in Week 12.
From RotoBaller
Carolina Panthers tight end Tommy Tremble saw little involvement in the passing game but made a game-changing impact on one singular play in the Panthers' hard-fought 30-27 victory over the Falcons. The fifth-year TE only caught one pass in the entire game during overtime for 54 yards that set up the eventual game-winning field goal. The San Francisco 49ers are Carolina's next opponent for Week 12, and they ranked 25th in the league in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to TEs leading up to Week 11. Although San Francisco is a solid matchup for TEs, Tremble has not provided the volume to take advantage of the matchup. He has averaged 2.3 targets per game and was targeted more than four times once this season, in Week 4. Fantasy players should look for other alternatives to stream for their lineups instead of Tremble.
From RotoBaller
New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel reports that wide receiver Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) is expected to practice on Wednesday ahead of the team's Week 12 meeting with the hosting Cincinnati Bengals. Boutte has missed nearly three full games after picking up a hamstring injury early on in their win over the Falcons in Week 9. The LSU alum could only practice in a limited fashion in Week 11, so he'll presumably return to a full participant as they gear up for a road clash with the Bengals. When Boutte makes his way back to the field, teammate Mack Hollins' production figures to take a hit. The former will be a solid play against a bottom-ranked Cincinnati pass defense if he's active.
From RotoBaller
Once again, Carolina Panthers wide receiver Jalen Coker did not finish with impressive totals during the Panthers' 30-27 victory in Week 11, even though he did have his best performance yet this season. The second-year WR had four receptions for 52 yards and logged 11.4 Fantasy PPR Points. This was the first time in 2025 that Coker finished with double-digit PPR Fantasy Points, but he still has not been targeted more than four times in a game. Carolina will next face the San Francisco 49ers, who ranked 28th leading up to Week 11 in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to the WR position. Despite the favorable matchup, fantasy players should not pick up Coker for Week 12. He's unlikely to capitalize on the matchup.
From RotoBaller
According to NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Drake London (knee) sustained a PCL sprain in Sunday's 30-27 loss to the visiting Carolina Panthers that could force him to miss multiple games. Uh oh. London was excellent again before exiting Week 11's defeat. Although his injury was initially deemed minor, testing revealed a much more significant finding. Per Rapoport, the USC product is "out this week and potentially more." It's a massive hit to Atlanta's passing attack, as London had absorbed a hefty 33.1% target share through ten games. In his absence, fantasy managers can expect teammates Darnell Mooney and David Sills V to operate in two-wide-receiver sets. However, Atlanta's offense is on track to be in flux with the news that quarterback Michael Penix Jr. (knee) may miss the remainder of the season with an injury of his own.
From RotoBaller
Carolina Panthers tight end Ja'Tavion Sanders delivered another unimpressive performance in Carolina's 30-27 win against the Falcons. He caught all four of his targets for 22 yards and totaled just 6.4 PPR Fantasy Points. This marks the fourth week in a row in which Sanders caught all of his targets, but he has also never been targeted more than five times in a game during that span. The Panthers will next take on the San Francisco 49ers, who ranked 20th in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed (15.68) over the last four weeks leading up to Week 11 and allowed 115 receiving yards to Trey McBride on Sunday. Despite the favorable matchup for Week 12, Sanders has not shown enough results throughout the year to be considered a viable streaming or fill-in option.
From RotoBaller
Rico Dowdle had one of his worst performances on the ground this season in Carolina's 30-27 win over the Atlanta Falcons. The Carolina RB rushed for 45 yards on 19 carries while averaging 2.4 yards per attempt, his lowest since Week 2. In the air, Dowdle did have his best game since Week 6, as he totaled 55 yards on a season-high five receptions. Despite the disappointing rushing numbers, Dowdle totaled at least 15 Fantasy PPR Points for the third straight week. In Week 12, the Carolina Panthers will face the San Francisco 49ers, who ranked 21st in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to RBs in the last four weeks leading up to Week 11. Fantasy players should continue to start Dowdle every week, as he provides a solid statistical floor in any matchup.
From RotoBaller
Washington Commanders running back Chris Rodriguez Jr. posted season-bests in Sunday's 16-13 OT loss to the Dolphins in Madrid, and would be an intriguing waiver add if he retained his workload moving forward. The 26-year-old recorded his highest snap share of the season (45%) in Week 11, while carving out 79 yards on his 15 carries. It's modest production, but noteworthy considering he was the clear preferred option on the ground ahead of both Jacory Croskey-Merritt and Jeremy McNichols for the first time all campaign. The offense's floor has dropped significantly since quarterback Jayden Daniels (elbow) suffered another injury. That said, a shift in backfield philosophy could put Rodriguez Jr. on the lower end of the fantasy map. The next time he takes the field will be against a staunch Denver Broncos defense in Week 13.
From RotoBaller
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