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Congratulations on the completion of the 2025 season draft of the League of Idiots. While I’m sure that you are all champing at the bit (yes, it’s champing, not chomping, although according to the Google AI result, chomping is a normalized usage acceptable in casual situations, which this review of your crapass teams is not, it’s a deadly serious endeavor) for your results, the more pressing issue on your minds has to be the breakup of Chico and the Man, last year’s Super Bowl Runner up, into two teams this year, CHICO and The Armor of God. To address this, we have to go all the way back to 2019 when we returned from a hiatus and played with only eight teams. I had eight people who wanted to play, so I asked myself “Which two guys would be the most likely to be okay sharing a team, preferably two guys with a relatively long history of barely hidden sexual tension between each other, just the thing needed to mange a team comfortably?” Of course, everyone knew going in that it was going to be Chico and Brian. Although they agreed to the arrangement, they refused to agree to wrestle each other each week to determine the decision-making hierarchy, although it did initially seem like they were open to it. They also did not agree to the name I wanted (Two Dudes Kissing), opting instead for the more generic Chico and the Man. To everyone’s surprise, the union worked for the next few years with only a few minor spats that happen in any deep physical and spiritual relationship, but like many close partnerships, cracks emerged. Maybe Brian didn’t respect Chico’s autonomy as his own person with hopes and dreams and aspirations. Perhaps Chico would log in after a hard day and not ask Brian how his day was before he started studying for that week’s game. Most likely it was the age-old dilemma of trying to figure out exactly who was the chick in the scenario without ever considering that it could be a fluid situation with different roles on different days. What I’m saying is that the superficial day-to-day interaction lacked the deeper communication needed to sustain this type of relationship for the long term, so when Chico came to me, the owner of The Mighty Bungholes (who rule, of course), for counseling, it was already apparent that a dissolution of the union was not only inevitable, but desirable at that point. Luckily for Chico and Brian, Anthony had already annoyed me enough last season and in seasons past by questioning every trade I made that it was easy to kick him to the curb and give Chico his very own team, like a long-suffering wife leaving the husband she married out of high school and experiencing singlehood for the first time. Hopefully Chico will use this new freedom wisely and not get herpes or monkeypox. Brian has already moved out of state rather than face this head on, so it’s likely that we’ll never be able to assess the full impact of this emotional blow on his psyche, but indications are that he’s fled to some kind of cult. The Armor of God? I give even money that Brian will give all his possessions to the cult leader, Guru DoucheNozzle, and join a caravan travelling across the country predicting the end of the world at the hands of aliens throwing giant dildos at us like idiots at a WNBA game and drinking silver nitrate until he looks like Papa Smurf by the end of this fantasy season.
Anyways, I was trying to think about something to rank your teams by this year, and with the whole Quinshon Judkins smacking a woman at the Ft. Lauderdale airport thing, I decided to look up the arrest records of players drafted this year, and the results were pretty disappointing. Only eleven drafted guys on six teams had arrest records, so I couldn’t rank your teams based on how many criminals are on it, although if I did, the HOT-BOYZ would have been the highest ranked with four players with rap sheets, followed by The Shaved Beavers with three. The team with the worst player by crime is also the Beavers. Alvin Kamara and two other guys beat a guy senseless outside of a Las Vegas nightclub, fracturing his eye socket, although Xavier Worthy from the HOT-BOYZ was arrested for “assaulting a family or house member and impeding their breathing or circulation”, which sounds a little like “Spank me, Daddy!” taken a bit too far. So, while the idea was good, I couldn’t execute it well, so you guys will have to be satisfied with me just ranking your whole teams, but I will take it a little further and rank your offensive positions as well.
Here are your entire teams ranked by total points of all players. The projected points are an average of all players taken from seven different sites. However, take this ranking with a grain of salt, because the teams with the highest points, The Shaved Beavers and Barking Spiders, have that many points because they have four and three QBs respectively on their rosters, and The Mighty Bungholes, near the bottom, are there because of their old-school draft strategy of making sure they drafted a backup kicker and defense. The starter points, which I calculated using the players most likely to be in your starting lineups by where they were drafted and/or by their projected points, is a much better metric. Here are those rankings:
| Team | Total Points |
| Barking Spiders | 3445 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 3421 |
| Ball Fondlers | 3359 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 3255 |
| The Armor of God | 3215 |
| The Pink Tacos | 3205 |
| Cookie Duster | 3185 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 3070 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 3065 |
| CHICO | 3059 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 3017 |
| He's So Butch | 2987 |
| Team | Starter Points |
| Cookie Duster | 2180 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 2166 |
| The Pink Tacos | 2152 |
| He's So Butch | 2135 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 2131 |
| The Armor of God | 2131 |
| Ball Fondlers | 2128 |
| Barking Spiders | 2126 |
| CHICO | 2123 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 2104 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 2094 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 2021 |
Only 159 points separate the highest ranked team from the lowest ranked team. That’s a pretty even distribution, so good job, fuckers!
The positional rankings are simply an average of the projected points for your RBs, WRs, and TEs. Yeah, some of you guys will suffer because you took rookies and prospects or have more or less at a given position than others, but hey, it’s fantasy football, not rocket science. You all suck compared to the Mighty Bungholes, anyway.
| Team | RB Points |
| The Pink Tacos | 246 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 220 |
| The Armor of God | 211 |
| Barking Spiders | 204 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 202 |
| CHICO | 198 |
| Ball Fondlers | 193 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 172 |
| Cookie Duster | 161 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 153 |
| He's So Butch | 145 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 137 |
| Team | WR Points |
| The Pink Tacos | 236 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 198 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 196 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 194 |
| Ball Fondlers | 188 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 182 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 179 |
| Barking Spiders | 178 |
| He's So Butch | 177 |
| CHICO | 177 |
| Cookie Duster | 175 |
| The Armor of God | 164 |
| Team | TE Points |
| He's So Butch | 243* |
| Ball Fondlers | 179 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 178 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 160 |
| Cookie Duster | 158 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 152 |
| The Armor of God | 149 |
| The Pink Tacos | 147 |
| Barking Spiders | 144 |
| CHICO | 139 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 139 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 137 |
| Team | Total Offense |
| He's So Butch | 566* |
| Ball Fondlers | 559 |
| The Pink Tacos | 557 |
| Cookie Duster | 555 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 554 |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 539 |
| The Armor of God | 537 |
| Barking Spiders | 530 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 528 |
| CHICO | 512 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 488 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 483 |
So on paper, it looks like the Pink Tacos might be the team to beat this year, sitting in the top three of starter points and total offense, and commanding the top spot for running back and wide receiver average. But, come on, guys. It’s Margaret. The Pink Tacos’ best finish since 2021 was a 14-14 record good for second place in the Ass Munches division in 2021, and we were all fucked up from quarantine that year, so it doesn’t even really count. Also, while it looks like He’s So Butch has a commanding offense, the asterisk beside his top ranked tight end offense and total offense is because Drew only drafted one tight end, and for all you math whizzes out there, you can’t average the projected points of one player. It’s all smoke and mirrors. There is no free lunch based on last year’s results, dude. You gotta earn it every year! Finally, do not sleep on the Mighty Bungholes. Despite failing to crack the top six in four of the six categories, these Bungholes make up for it in determination. Have you ever been in contact with a truly determined Bunghole? I have. It was glorious.
Here are my reviews of your crapass teams:
#1 The Tingling Dickheads
| PICK | PLAYER | TEAM | POS | Points |
| 3 | Josh Allen | BUF | QB | 437 |
| 16 | Bryce Young | CAR | QB | 302 |
| 4 | Chuba Hubbard | CAR | RB | 227 |
| 6 | Joe Mixon | HOU | RB | 195 |
| 9 | Travis Etienne | JAX | RB | 148 |
| 10 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | WAS | RB | 18 |
| 14 | Nick Chubb | HOU | RB | 96 |
| 1 | Ja'Marr Chase | CIN | WR | 336 |
| 2 | Ladd McConkey | LAC | WR | 253 |
| 5 | Calvin Ridley | TEN | WR | 206 |
| 8 | Jayden Reed | GB | WR | 162 |
| 12 | Xavier Legette | CAR | WR | 124 |
| 17 | Dont'e Thornton Jr. | LV | WR | 82 |
| 7 | Mark Andrews | BAL | TE | 170 |
| 11 | Kyle Pitts | ATL | TE | 134 |
| 15 | Cameron Dicker | LAC | K | 131 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Eagles | PHI | Def/ST | 29 |
| 18 | DeMeco Ryans | HOU | HC | 20 |
In the pantheon of no-brainers, selecting Ja’Marr Chase as your number one overall pick is right up there with a piece of cheesecake after a good steak meal, accepting the promotion at work that pays more for less work, and, if you’re Colin Jost, marrying Scarlett Johansson before she figures out that you’re actually a tool. Speaking of Scarlett Johansson, take a gander at the Cro Magnon she was married to first before she traded up to Ryan Reynolds:
That guy looks like he showers in motor oil, speaks only in single syllables, and thinks Andrew Tate is too sensitive. Anyways, one would think that Ladd McConkey at pick 24 followed by Josh Allen at 25 is a solid foundation to your team, so why are the Tingling Dickheads ranked so low in so many categories? Probably because Ron had to wait until Round 4 to get a running back and was forced to pick up (gratuitous dick joke coming) “I’ve Got a Massive” Chuba Hubbard, who, let’s face it, really arouses nobody with his play on the field. He’s Canadian, for Christ’s sake! He probably speaks French like a girlyman. The rest of the Dickheads gives me the “whistling past the graveyard” vibe. You know Ron is scared. I would be, too, with three guys from Carolina on my team. Drafted. Three Panthers drafted. Even Ja’Martha can’t make a decent meal out of those ingredients.
Superstud: I think it’s going to be Allen
Bonehead Pick: I get that you have to get a second running back before too long, but Joe Mixon in Round 6 when he might not be available until well into the season?
Sleeper: Ron thinks it’s Kyle Pitts’ year
#2 The Pink Tacos
| PICK | PLAYER | TEAM | POS | Points |
| 7 | Jared Goff | DET | QB | 350 |
| 11 | J.J. McCarthy | MIN | QB | 334 |
| 1 | Bijan Robinson | ATL | RB | 315 |
| 4 | James Conner | ARI | RB | 231 |
| 6 | David Montgomery | DET | RB | 193 |
| 3 | Tee Higgins | CIN | WR | 247 |
| 5 | DeVonta Smith | PHI | WR | 217 |
| 8 | Matthew Golden | GB | WR | 172 |
| 10 | Rashid Shaheed | NO | WR | 149 |
| 12 | Romeo Doubs | GB | WR | 128 |
| 14 | Wan'Dale Robinson | NYG | WR | 145 |
| 16 | Luther Burden III | CHI | WR | 110 |
| 18 | Adam Thielen | CAR | WR | 144 |
| 2 | Brock Bowers | LV | TE | 251 |
| 13 | Harold Fannin Jr. | CLE | TE | 43 |
| 15 | Younghoe Koo | ATL | K | 124 |
| 9 | Denver Broncos | DEN | Def/ST | 32 |
| 17 | Jim Harbaugh | LAC | HC | 20 |
Margaret has some sort of a thing for Bijan Robinson because she has drafted him two years in a row. Sometimes I’ll open up the fridge just hoping there will be a ham sandwich in there, and when there’s not, I’ll just close the door and walk away, but I’ll go back five minutes later, convinced that this time, that sandwich will be right there on a plate with some chips and a pickle. Sometimes I’ll even go back a third time. It’s never there. That’s the Tacos with Bijan. They are ham sandwich-less, yet they keep going back. And don’t get me wrong: I like Tee Higgins and Devonta Smith and Rashid Shaheed, but if your first wideouts are all second on their teams, the math adds up to “not first” in your division. Brock Bowers will have to strap this team on his back, because nobody else will. Remember when everybody was all enamored with a tight end named Kelce a couple of years back like everyone is with Bowers this year, with Anthony going so far as to draft him in the first round? You know where Anthony ended up in his division? Third. The Pink Tacos have that third place smell to them. It’s a hard-to-place odor. Did they just not shower that day? An ass wipe gone wrong? Maybe the floss missed a piece of broccoli stuck in the back teeth for a few days? You know, that third place smell.
Superstar: I can’t say Bijan, so it’s Bowers
Bonehead Pick: I would have rather had AJ Brown instead of Bowers, although the defense in Round 9 was truly boneheaded
Sleeper: I hear things about JJ McCarthy
#3 The Armor of God
| PICK | PLAYER | TEAM | POS | Points |
| 7 | Justin Herbert | LAC | QB | 347 |
| 17 | Matthew Stafford | LAR | QB | 317 |
| 1 | Jahmyr Gibbs | DET | RB | 308 |
| 2 | Kyren Williams | LAR | RB | 257 |
| 9 | Jordan Mason | MIN | RB | 140 |
| 14 | Rachaad White | TB | RB | 138 |
| 3 | A.J. Brown | PHI | WR | 254 |
| 4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. | ARI | WR | 230 |
| 5 | D.K. Metcalf | PIT | WR | 226 |
| 8 | Khalil Shakir | BUF | WR | 177 |
| 11 | Marvin Mims | DEN | WR | 136 |
| 12 | Marquise Brown | KC | WR | 123 |
| 16 | Tre Tucker | LV | WR | 91 |
| 6 | Evan Engram | DEN | TE | 158 |
| 10 | Colston Loveland | CHI | TE | 139 |
| 15 | Jake Bates | DET | K | 128 |
| 13 | Houston Texans | HOU | Def/ST | 28 |
| 18 | Dan Campbell | DET | HC | 18 |
Sometimes the name fits correctly. In fact, when I named Brian’s newly single team Brian Letsch Is A Giant Ballsac, I thought it was perfect. It sounds like a new sitcom on the WB. But, alas, he wanted to make a clean break from his Jack Albertson role as “The Man” to Mike’s representation of Freddie Prinze as “Chico” , so he named his team The Armor of God. Well:
He especially laughs at Brian’s team. Yeah, nobody’s going to argue with picking Jahmyr Gibbs with the third overall pick, but I’m not sold on Kyren Williams coming back when you could have had Tee Higgins AND AJ Brown there. This is like telling the girl blowing you to NOT stick her finger in your ass because you think it’s gay. You’re really handicapping yourself for no good reason. I read some stuff about Bodhi Herbert being underrated this year, but you know what wins championships in fantasy football? Having someone other than Herbert as your quarterback. So yeah, some heavy prayer is in order for Brian, but I’m pretty sure God has more pressing duties.
Superstar: Jahmyr Gibbs
Bonehead Pick: Evan Engram ahead of Mark Andrews is like choosing Angela Lansbury as your favorite MILF. Not sure you understand the assignment
Sleeper: Khalil Shakir in Buffalo could get hot
#4 Cookie Duster
| PICK | PLAYER | TEAM | POS | Points |
| 6 | Kyler Murray | ARI | QB | 370 |
| 11 | Drake Maye | NE | QB | 337 |
| 2 | Chase Brown | CIN | RB | 261 |
| 3 | Devon Achane | MIA | RB | 293 |
| 7 | D'Andre Swift | CHI | RB | 201 |
| 8 | Zach Charbonnet | SEA | RB | 141 |
| 10 | Rhamondre Stevenson | NE | RB | 152 |
| 12 | Rico Dowdle | CAR | RB | 111 |
| 13 | Cam Skattebo | NYG | RB | 121 |
| 15 | Kyle Monangai | CHI | RB | 10 |
| 1 | Justin Jefferson | MIN | WR | 300 |
| 4 | Courtland Sutton | DEN | WR | 220 |
| 9 | Jauan Jennings | SF | WR | 189 |
| 5 | Sam LaPorta | DET | TE | 183 |
| 14 | Jonnu Smith | PIT | TE | 133 |
| 16 | Evan McPherson | CIN | K | 124 |
| 17 | Green Bay Packers | GB | Def/ST | 23 |
| 18 | Pete Carroll | LV | HC | 16 |
Cookie Duster wasn’t even autodrafting and they still ended up with eight running backs! You can afford to do this when your first pick is Justin Jefferson and his 300 projected points. What happens, though, with not picking your second wideout until Round 4 is that you end up with Courtland Sutton as your second wideout. If you looked up the definition of “Waiver Wire Fodder” on Google, a picture of Courtland Sutton would pop up as the second or third option at least. Jauan Jennings as your third wideout is just beer goggles. You have to go home with somebody and he’s left. That’s an STD waiting to happen. I’m not saying the Projected Starter Points leader is trying to recapture Super Bowl glory by attemptingto recreate the conditions of their successful run of but there’s a faint whiff of desperation in the air in Cookie Duster training camp. Marty Schottenheimer would have said “There’s a whiff, gentlemen!”
Superstar: Justin Jefferson
Bonehead Pick: I probably would have looked to bolster my receiving corps instead of taking D’Andre swift in the 7th
Sleeper: Drake Maye might outplay Kyler Murray
#5 (900) HOT-BOYZ
| PICK | PLAYER | TEAM | POS | Points |
| 2 | Joe Burrow | CIN | QB | 418 |
| 9 | C.J. Stroud | HOU | QB | 336 |
| 18 | Shedeur Sanders | CLE | QB | 70 |
| 1 | Saquon Barkley | PHI | RB | 308 |
| 10 | J.K. Dobbins | DEN | RB | 146 |
| 12 | Dylan Sampson | CLE | RB | 61 |
| 14 | Jaylen Wright | MIA | RB | 96 |
| 3 | Davante Adams | LAR | WR | 241 |
| 4 | Xavier Worthy | KC | WR | 193 |
| 5 | Jerry Jeudy | CLE | WR | 208 |
| 6 | Stefon Diggs | NE | WR | 182 |
| 7 | Emeka Egbuka | TB | WR | 146 |
| 8 | Rashee Rice | KC | WR | 208 |
| 11 | Tucker Kraft | GB | TE | 151 |
| 13 | Mike Gesicki | CIN | TE | 127 |
| 15 | Harrison Butker | KC | K | 126 |
| 16 | San Francisco 49ers | SF | Def/ST | 18 |
| 17 | Sean McDermott | BUF | HC | 30 |
So Tommy is many things. He’s a husband, a father, a brother, a salesman, a former crackhead, a lover of all types of granny and Russian amateur porno, but one thing he is not: he is not dumb when it comes to fantasy football. So when the HOT-BOYZ lay their 20+ years of fantasy knowledge down on the table like John Holmes’ dick and pick Joe Burrow at the back end of Round 2, people step up and take notice. Not in the “Whoa, Burrow is probably going to be awesome if Tommy is picking him there” kind of way, but in the “Wait, is Tommy smoking crack again? WTF!!” kind of way. Don’t get me wrong; if I was enamored of the fellas, Joe Burrow would be the first on my list. He’s cute, he’s rich, he usually dressed to the nines, and he’s an awesome football player, but even then, I’m swiping left in Round 2. Saquon can paper over a lot of deficiencies, but when your second RB is JK “House Elf” Dobbins and the other two on your roster are projected to score less than 100 points each, that’s going to take more heavy duty wallpaper paste than it’s worth. At least there’s an endless supply of GILF sites out there to counter the inevitable HOT-BOYZ postgame blues.
Superstar: Saquon Barkley, a steal at #5
Bonehead Pick: I was going to say there were about five guys I would have picked before Xavier Worthy in Round 4, but now that Rashee Rice is suspended for at least half the season, the pick doesn’t seem so bad
Sleeper: Tucker Kraft is undervalued this year
| Acquired | The Armor of God | Keon Coleman WR BUF | Fri Nov 14 2:46pm CT |
| Released | The Armor of God | Marvin Mims WR DEN | Fri Nov 14 2:46pm CT |
| Acquired | The Pink Tacos | Harrison Butker K KC | Fri Nov 14 2:34pm CT |
| Released | The Pink Tacos | Wil Lutz K DEN | Fri Nov 14 2:34pm CT |
| Acquired | Cookie Duster | Jalen Nailor WR MIN | Thu Nov 13 6:19pm CT |
| The Incredible Douchebags (15-5) | 9 | |
| The Armor of God (10-10) | 0 | |
| The Incredible Douchebags (15-5) | 9 | |
| Cookie Duster (9-11) | 0 | |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ (10-10) | 48 | |
| Ball Fondlers (8-12) | 5 | |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ (10-10) | 48 | |
| The Mighty Bungholes (8-12) | 0 | |
| The Shaved Beavers (11-9) | 0 | |
| The Pink Tacos (8-12) | 0 | |
| The Shaved Beavers (11-9) | 0 | |
| The Mighty Bungholes (8-12) | 0 | |
| The Pink Tacos (8-12) | 0 | |
| Barking Spiders (14-6) | 8 | |
| Barking Spiders (14-6) | 8 | |
| The Tingling Dickheads (9-11) | 6 | |
| He's So Butch (10-10) | 32 | |
| Ball Fondlers (8-12) | 5 | |
| He's So Butch (10-10) | 32 | |
| Holy Buckeye (8-12) | 0 | |
| The Armor of God (10-10) | 0 | |
| The Tingling Dickheads (9-11) | 6 | |
| Holy Buckeye (8-12) | 0 | |
| Cookie Duster (9-11) | 0 |
| Dickheads | W | L |
|---|---|---|
| Cookie Duster | 9 | 11 |
| The Tingling Dickheads | 9 | 11 |
| Holy Buckeye | 8 | 12 |
| The Mighty Bungholes | 8 | 12 |
| Ass Munches | W | L |
| The Incredible Douchebags | 15 | 5 |
| The Shaved Beavers | 11 | 9 |
| (900) HOT-BOYZ | 10 | 10 |
| The Pink Tacos | 8 | 12 |
| Cockfaces | W | L |
| Barking Spiders | 14 | 6 |
| The Armor of God | 10 | 10 |
| He's So Butch | 10 | 10 |
| Ball Fondlers | 8 | 12 |
Detroit Lions wide receiver Kalif Raymond hauled in a season-high four catches for 49 yards on four targets in his team's Week 10 win over the Washington Commanders. The 31-year-old has seen minimal usage in his team's passing game overall this season, recording 13 catches for 113 yards on 17 targets across nine games played. Raymond and the Lions will also face a significantly more difficult matchup in Week 11 against the Philadelphia Eagles. However, there are a couple of reasons to believe that Raymond's relative breakout may be more than just a one-week blip. For one, Lions head coach Dan Campbell took over play-calling in Week 10 from offensive coordinator John Morton, which could be a reason for Raymond's heavier usage. Additionally, the Lions will be without tight end Sam LaPorta (back) against Philadelphia, which should open up more opportunities for all of the team's secondary pass-catchers. Still, Raymond's limited ceiling makes him a desperation deep-league flex option at best in a difficult Week 11 matchup against the Eagles.
From RotoBaller
Minnesota Vikings running back Jordan Mason lacks standalone fantasy value heading into Week 11 against the Chicago Bears. Mason had been able to co-exist alongside Aaron Jones earlier in the year, and he was a must-start when Jones missed time due to injury. However, now that Jones is healthy again, the veteran has taken over the backfield, leaving Mason in an unsteady role. Just last week, the 26-year-old only played one-quarter of the offensive snaps, rushing four times and catching one pass. He was efficient with his opportunities, but it was still impossible for him to carve out fantasy value given his small workload. As long as Jones is healthy, Mason must be viewed as a mere handcuff and shouldn't be started in fantasy lineups this week.
From RotoBaller
Ja'Tavion Sanders had his best game since Week 2 vs. the New Orleans Saints in Week 10, although the numbers were still mediocre. The Carolina tight end had five receptions, 32 yards, and registered 8.2 PPR Fantasy Points. Carolina's Week 11 matchup against the Atlanta Falcons presents a nightmare scenario statistically for Sanders. The Falcons rank second in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed against the TE position this season. Atlanta is one of only three teams in the league to give up only one receiving TD to TEs while also surrendering the second-fewest receiving yards (275) to the position this year. With one of the worst matchups for his position, Sanders should be ignored by fantasy players who are looking for a TE to stream this week.
From RotoBaller
Detroit Lions kicker Jake Bates recorded his first missed extra-point of the season in Week 10 against the Washington Commanders, but he knocked in all three of his field goal attempts. Even with the blunder against Washington, Bates leads the NFL in extra-point makes (33) and attempts (34) through 10 weeks. The Lions have a difficult road matchup in Week 11 against the Philadelphia Eagles. Philadelphia ranks in the top ten in the NFL in per-game opponent scoring (21.3 points per game). Still, the Lions have one of the league's highest-scoring offenses so far this season and could provide Bates with some opportunities to put points on the board. It's not his most favorable matchup, but Bates still profiles as a solid starting kicker option for fantasy managers in Week 11.
From RotoBaller
Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Jakobi Meyers had three catches for 41 yards in Week 10 versus the Texans. Although he wasn't a safe fantasy option against a tough Houston defense, especially with it being his first game on a new team, fantasy managers were still hoping for more due to the absence of Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle). With a poor showing in the rear-view mirror, Meyers will look to get things going in Week 11 against the Los Angeles Chargers. Thomas is questionable for that one. If he doesn't suit up, Meyers has a chance to see more than the 27 offensive snaps he received in Week 10. Granted, he still wouldn't be an ideal fantasy option. However, the upside is there, so he should at least draw consideration from those with nowhere else to turn.
From RotoBaller
Bryce Young is not worth consideration for fantasy lineups in Week 11. The Carolina QB logged under five Fantasy Points Per Game and did not throw any passing touchdowns in Weeks 9 and 10. This season, Young has averaged 11.6 Fantasy Points Per Game and registered over 20 points only once. Fantasy players should not expect an adequate performance out of Young against the Atlanta Falcons. In Week 3 against Atlanta, Young finished with 121 passing yards, scored one rushing TD, and earned just 11.6 fantasy points. Leading up to Week 11, Atlanta ranks seventh in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to QBs. The Falcons have a vulnerable run defense, allowing 26.59 Fantasy Points Per Game, which ranks 29th in the league to RBs this season. Expect Carolina to rely on their running game in Week 11 to stay competitive. Fantasy players should leave Young reserved for Week 11. He should only be considered in superflex leagues if your regular QB2 is out and there are no options available otherwise.
From RotoBaller
Rico Dowdle has a highly favorable matchup against the Atlanta Falcons in Week 11. Atlanta ranks 29th in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to running backs. The Falcons' run defense was trampled in Week 10 by Jonathan Taylor, who registered 244 rushing yards, three TDs, and 49.6 PPR Fantasy Points. In his last six games, Dowdle had four rushing touchdowns, averaged 5.8 yards per carry, and averaged 21 PPR Fantasy Points Per Game. Dowdle is a must-start in all formats in Week 11, as he is capable of being a major fantasy difference-maker.
From RotoBaller
Chuba Hubbard is locked in as the backup running back for the Panthers. Last week against the Saints, Hubbard played on 21% of snaps, logged 14 yards on three carries, and finished with just 2.5 Fantasy PPR Points. Since his Week 7 return from a calf injury, Hubbard has totaled 96 rushing yards and is averaging 5.3 PPR Fantasy Points Per Game. Hubbard should only be rostered as a handcuff to those who roster Rico Dowdle.
From RotoBaller
Tetairoa McMillan posted just adequate numbers but was Carolina's top wide receiver again in Week 10 against the Saints. The rookie WR totaled 11 Fantasy PPR Points with 60 yards on five receptions. Week 10 was the third time in the last five weeks that McMillan posted double-digit PPR points totals. Carolina's opponent for Week 11 is the Atlanta Falcons, who rank eighth in Fantasy Points allowed to WRs this season. Atlanta has a run-funnel defense that allows 26.53 points to RBs this season, which ranks 29th in the league. Look for Carolina to rely more on their ground game this week. Despite Carolina's run-heavy approach, McMillan provides enough of a respectable statistical floor to be a starter in fantasy leagues.
From RotoBaller
Xavier Legette may not be a factor in Week 11's matchup against the Falcons. Last week against the Saints, Legette failed to catch his lone target and was held to zero fantasy points for the first time this season. Outside of Week 7 against the Jets, where he totaled 92 receiving yards, one touchdown, and 24.2 PPR Fantasy points, Legette has been an afterthought this year. The Carolina WR has yet to score over five PPR Fantasy Points outside of Week 7 and has not been targeted more than three times in the past three games. The Falcons rank eighth in Fantasy Points allowed to WRs at 27.8 per game. Considering that the Panthers will rely on their run offense against an Atlanta defense ranked 29th in Fantasy Points Per Game allowed to RBs, Legette likely won't be involved in the offensive flow again. He should not be considered for usage in any format.
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Detroit Lions tight end Brock Wright (ankle) has seen minimal usage in his team's pass game so far this season, recording nine catches for 71 yards and two touchdowns on 11 targets across nine games played. However, the absence of Lions tight end Sam LaPorta (back) could push Wright into a far more prominent role in Week 11 against the Philadelphia Eagles. Wright is also listed as questionable for Sunday's game due to an ankle injury, but he's expected to be able to play. In the lone game that LaPorta missed for the Lions in 2024, Wright recorded one catch for five yards and a touchdown on one target against the Jacksonville Jaguars. The 26-year-old Wright has scored 11 touchdowns across 67 career games, but he's never played a sizable role in Detroit's passing game. Even with LaPorta sidelined, fantasy managers should avoid starting Wright in Week 11 against Philadelphia.
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Jalen Coker is not worth consideration for fantasy lineups in Week 11 against the Atlanta Falcons. In Week 10, Coker had three receptions for 21 yards. The second-year wide receiver has never been targeted more than four times in a single game this year. He also has not posted more than 6.6 PPR Fantasy Points in four games played this season. Carolina will be up against the Atlanta Falcons, who rank eighth in Fantasy Points allowed to WRs this season. Although Coker showed promise last year, his totals this season are underwhelming. The matchup against Atlanta is unfavorable for WRs. Fantasy players should continue to leave Coker on the free agent list for Week 11.
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Through nine games this season, Detroit Lions wide receiver Jameson Williams has recorded 27 catches for 474 yards and four touchdowns on 43 targets. Encouragingly for his fantasy outlook, the majority of the 24-year-old's production has come in recent weeks. Williams has now recorded at least six targets, 66 receiving yards, and a touchdown in three out of his last four games, including a season-high 119 receiving yards in Week 10 against the Washington Commanders. Williams and the Lions will face a much tougher test in Week 11 against the Philadelphia Eagles. Through 10 weeks, Philadelphia has allowed the ninth-fewest passing yards (1,979) in the NFL, and they are tied with the Denver Broncos for the fewest passing touchdowns allowed (eight). However, the Lions will be without tight end Sam LaPorta (back). That could lead to a few extra targets for Williams, particularly if Detroit is chasing points. Williams still has bust potential, but he profiles as a solid fantasy WR3 in Week 11.
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Minnesota Vikings tight end T.J. Hockenson hasn't been a consistent fantasy option all season. While he's stayed healthy, which is a plus, he has only 31 catches for 241 yards and two touchdowns. To be fair, the Vikings offense hasn't looked the best, with J.J. McCarthy still having issues adapting to life as a quarterback in the National Football League. Hockenson likely has a few more trips to the end zone up his sleeve before the conclusion of the 2025 campaign. However, since he hasn't been the most trustworthy fantasy option, managers will be rolling the dice by featuring him in their lineups for Sunday's NFC North showdown with the Chicago Bears.
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Denver Broncos tight end Evan Engram had high expectations from fantasy managers heading into the 2025 campaign, although it's safe to say he hasn't delivered. Most assumed that a change of scenery would benefit him. Head coach Sean Payton also led many to believe Engram would hold a pivotal role on the offensive side of the ball. However, that hasn't happened, with the 31-year-old catching 28 passes for 227 yards and one touchdown in nine appearances. With some time left before the end of the regular season, Engram has a chance to turn things around, but, until that happens, he has no business being in fantasy lineups. Keep him on the bench for the Week 11 AFC West clash with the Kansas City Chiefs.
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Detroit Lions wide receiver Amon-Ra St. Brown has been one of the most productive pass-catchers in the NFL so far this season, hauling in 64 catches for 693 yards and eight touchdowns on 82 targets across nine games played. However, the Lions have a difficult matchup in Week 11 when they travel to Philadelphia to take on the Eagles. Through 10 weeks, Philadelphia's defense is tied with the Denver Broncos for the fewest receiving touchdowns allowed (eight) in the league. Still, St. Brown should have plenty of chances to make his mark in Week 11 as the clear lead weapon in the Detroit passing game. Additionally, the 26-year-old's already sizable target share could get even bigger due to the absence of tight end Sam LaPorta (back). St. Brown profiles as a must-start fantasy wide receiver in Week 11 against Philadelphia.
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According to team reporter Jim Wyatt, Tennessee Titans running back Kalel Mullings (ankle) won't be activated for Sunday's contest against the Houston Texans. The rookie practiced in a limited capacity throughout the week. Although he's seemingly nearing a return from his lengthy stint on the IR because of an ankle injury, it appears he'll need at least one more game before potentially getting the green light to get on the field. Mullings didn't log a snap in any of his appearances this season. As long as Tony Pollard and Tyjae Spears are in the mix, that isn't expected to change even when he's cleared to come off the Injured Reserve list. As of now, the 23-year-old has no value for redraft participants. On the other hand, he can remain stashed in dynasty formats.
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Tennessee Titans tight end Chig Okonkwo (foot) is off the injury report heading into the Week 11 meeting with the Houston Texans. The 26-year-old was limited in practice throughout the week due to a foot injury, although it won't keep him off the field for Sunday's contest. Despite having plenty of preseason hype, Okonkwo has failed to meet expectations for fantasy managers. In nine games, he's amassed only 29 catches (39 targets) for 281 yards while failing to score a touchdown. Granted, Okonkwo still has more snaps than Gunnar Helm. However, Helm has at least found the end zone. All things considered, with Cam Ward under center, neither player has done enough to earn a spot in most fantasy lineups. Keep both benched against one of the top defenses in the National Football League.
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Miami Dolphins wide receiver Nick Westbrook-Ikhine has played a lot of snaps since the injury to Tyreek Hill (knee), but he hasn't turned that into much production. His snap share also dropped a little bit last week against the Bills, even though he still played 47% of snaps, the second-most of any receiver on the team. In that game, Westbrook-Ikhine only had one catch for seven yards and has only had four catches in the last three weeks combined. He's in a favorable matchup early on Sunday morning against the Commanders, but he's not getting enough work to be a regular contributor in most fantasy formats. He's the WR83 in RotoBaller's Week 11 rankings.
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Detroit Lions running back David Montgomery rushed for an efficient 71 yards on 15 carries in a Week 10 win over the Washington Commanders, but he failed to score a touchdown for the third time in his last four games. The result was a modest fantasy performance for Montgomery, which will likely be the case every week that he fails to find the end zone. Montgomery has just 14 receptions across nine games this season, as fellow Lions back Jahmyr Gibbs is the clear receiving threat in Detroit's backfield. In Week 11, Montgomery and the Lions will travel to Philadelphia to take on the Eagles. While the Eagles' defense is a tough unit to score on overall, it is tied for the sixth-most rushing touchdowns allowed (11) in the NFL so far this season. If the Detroit offense can work its way into goal-to-go situations, Montgomery could have a decent chance to hit pay dirt. He profiles as a low-end fantasy RB2 in Week 11 against Philadelphia.
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| Commanders | 47.5u |
| Dolphins | -2.5 |
| Sun 8:30am CT | |
| Panthers | 42u |
| Falcons | -3.5 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Bears | 48.5u |
| Vikings | -3 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Bengals | 49.5u |
| Steelers | -5.5 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Texans | 37u |
| Titans | +6 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Chargers | 43.5u |
| Jaguars | +3 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Packers | 43u |
| Giants | +7 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Buccaneers | 47u |
| Bills | -5.5 |
| Sun 12:00pm CT | |
| Seahawks | 48.5u |
| Rams | -3 |
| Sun 3:05pm CT | |
| 49ers | 48.5u |
| Cardinals | +3 |
| Sun 3:05pm CT | |
| Ravens | 39u |
| Browns | +7.5 |
| Sun 3:25pm CT | |
| Chiefs | 45u |
| Broncos | +3.5 |
| Sun 3:25pm CT | |
| Lions | 46.5u |
| Eagles | -2.5 |
| Sun 7:20pm CT | |
| Cowboys | 50u |
| Raiders | +3.5 |
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