Welcome to all of you fans out there in PSAL nation.  This is the 10^th edition of the Week In Review and we are slowly circling the drain of the regular season.  We’re pretty much is the same spot we were last week but it’s getting a little clearer in the standings.  Nobody has been officially eliminated and nobody has locked in yet, but we’ll touch on that a little later.  Right now, let’s take a look at week 10.

Mid-Life Crisis 22 vs. Token 59:  Token wins, Mid-Life Crisis loses.  Collin said “you know what, fuck you guys who said I fucked up in starting a shit load of bye week guys a couple weeks ago.  It’s starters from here on out, so here we go.”  Jeff said “It would have been nice to see Token bye win, but what can you do.  We didn’t play very well this week, but next week.  Oh, next week, we’ll be there for that one.”

Skol Survivor 21 vs. Nuclear Weasels 65:  Nuclear Weasels back on top.  Al said “Jonathan Taylor is my new personal hero.  He’s running away with the MVP and he just keeps my team winning.  What the hell do you mean he’s on a bye week for Week 11?”  Chuck said “well, shit.  It was fun being in 1^st place for a week.  Now, we’re still in a pretty good spot in 2^nd overall and in a pretty good spot for the playoffs.  Yeah, I said it…the playoffs.”

Tangle Brothers 15 vs. Youth Gone Wild 34:  Youth Gone Wild wins, Tangle Brothers don’t.  Justin said “yeah, we won, but we’re only in 9^th place.  If we win the rest of the games we’ll be 9-6 and will still have a shot.”  Good luck.  Adam said “win one, lose one.  Next week is looking pretty good for us, so you all can go to hell.”

Buccin Vikings 41 vs. Hail Mary’s 29:  Buccin Vikings claw out of last place with the win.  Hail Mary’s stay in the playoff hunt and are currently in 4^th place.  Wyatt said “well, we don’t want to win you bastards.  Didn’t you people know we were trying to get in last place for the first pick next year?  Come on people.  Help us.”  Flanders said “we don’t like to lose.  You people su-diddly-uck.  We have to put together a winning streak or we’re done.”

Arkham Asylum 37 vs. Habanero Madness 33:  Arkham Asylum is in the dead middle while Habanero Madness is in last and are thinking about changing their name.  Erik said “Well, we’re not in the bottom, and we’re nowhere near to top, so what the hell.  We’re going to try to win and see what happens.”  Bob said “I’m thinking about changing the name to Bag Pipes of Windy Pipes or some shit, I don’t know.  Being in last place sucks ass so we’ll have to do something.  As long as I don’t draft a Cam Ward type.  That’ll suck.”

House of Loons 8 vs. Dolphin Safe 30:  Dolphin Safe is in 3^rd place with the win.  3^rd?  That can’t be right.  House of Loons drops to 8^th.  Rich said “did anyone even care that we won?  Does anyone even care we’re in 3^rd place?  We don’t.  We’ll just keep in the hunt and will shock everyone.”  Gregg said “well, fuck.  I hate losing to Rich.  That lucky son of a bitch.”

Week 11 is right around the corner and there are just 5 games left in the regular season.  Nuclear Weasels and Skol Survivor are looking pretty good and are only a game or so of locking up a playoff spot.  Nobody knows what the hell Dolphin Safe are up to.  Then you’ve got 4 teams at 5-5 and 3 more at 4-6.  Do they have a chance? Then you have the 3-7 teams.  Can they fight the way up with only a couple of wins away from a playoff spot?  We’ll have to stay tuned.  Now, let’s take a look at week 11.

Nuclear Weasels (8-2) vs. Token (5-5):  Al said “Taylor is on bye.  Oh my God.  We’ll have to start someone else and hope they get 25 points.”  Token said “We need the win.  You have to catch Nuclear Weasels on an off week and this is one of those weeks.”

Mid-Life Crisis (4-6) vs. Youth Gone Wild (4-6):  Father vs. son.  Jeff said “We’re all right there in the hunt.  One of us will win.  One of us will lose.  It’s tough to say, and I can’t rip my boy.”  Justin said “fuck that.  We’ll win and kick his ass.”

Skol Survivor (8-2) vs. Hail Mary’s (5-5):  Chuck said “Here we go.  We’re going to try to win and make the playoffs.  That’s what the PSAL is all about, and hopefully get a shot at the World Championship.  We’re going to step on Flanders to get it done.”  Flanders said “What is everyone talking about?  We’re not going to lose.”

Tangle Brothers (5-5) vs. Habanero Madness (3-7):  Adam said “we’ll see what we can do here.  That’s it.”  Bob said “I don’t even know what to say when you are at the bottom after winning 5 World Championships.  You didn’t remember that, did you.”

Buccin Vikings (3-7) vs. Dolphin Safe (6-4):  Carson said “I don’t know what the hell we’re doing.  We came into the season with high hopes and made it almost half way, then we decide to get rid of a couple people, then we start winning.   Man, this year sucks.”  Rich said “I don’t know what to do or say here.  We’ll do something and nobody will care.” 

Arkham Asylum (5-5) vs. House of Loons (4-6):  Erik said “You’ve got a lot of people who don’t know what to say or do.  I’ll tell you.  Win, you dumb mother fuckers. Win, make the playoffs.  Then win and make it to the Super Bowl.  Then win and become the 3 time World Champions. Some of you don’t have a couple already?  Then I can understand how you don’t know what to do.”  Gregg said “Obviously, Erik is suffering from some kind on mental breakdown because he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.  I’m starting to get nervous over his condition.”

And that is that.  Realistically, you’ve got 2 teams that are almost certainly in.  You’ve got 8 teams fighting for the last 2 playoff spots.  You’ve got 2 teams battling for the #1 rookie draft pick.  It’s almost certain that some long shot you aren’t even thinking about will make the final 4 and there’s a good chance that 1 of the top 4 will be kicked out. Tune in next week to see what’s next.

Welcome to the PSAL edition of the Week In Review.  This is week 9 and the standings have jumped around a little bit.  Nuclear Weasels are no longer the #1 seed…Habanero Madness and Youth Gone Wild are near the bottom of the pack…and there is a ton of teams in the 5-4 or 4-5 range.  We’ve reached an exciting time in the PSAL.  Anything can happen and, in some cases, probably will.  Of course, Buccin Vikings are in last place, but took a small step towards a couple of teams.  Let’s take a look at how the teams did in this weeks battle.

Skol Survivor 31 vs. Token 17:  Skol Survivor is in first place! Token drops all the way to 9^th place.  Chuck said “I’m not going to say anything bad about anyone.  We’re just going to keep on trying to win and hope for the best.  We’re in first place and will enjoy it while it lasts.  I’ll rip people later I’m sure.”  Collin said “we got some players back from bye and it didn’t help.  We’ve got to get our shit together.”

Tangle Brothers 30 vs. Mid-Life Crisis 49:  Mid-Life Crisis has put together 5 or 6 big weeks and is up to 6^th place.  Tangle Brothers seem to be back in the win one, lose one scenario.  Jeff said “we’re having some fun and are looking to be back in the fight for the playoffs very soon.  We’re loving it.”  Adam said “win one lose one is a bunch of shit.  Goddamn I hate this crap.  We need about 4 wins in a row.”

Buccin Vikings 27 vs. Nuclear Weasels 21:  The defending World Champions are still in last place, but beat the former #1 team.  Wyatt said “we got rid of Barkley and Love and couldn’t be happier since we decided to move on to the future.  I wish we could play the Nuclear Weasels every week.  They suck and we’ll just have to win out and hope for the best.”  Al said “well, shit.  That’s what happens when you don’t get 3 td’s from Taylor.”

Arkham Asylum 47 vs. Youth Gone Wild 14:  Arkham Asylum picks up the win.  Although it doesn’t really seem to matter.  Erik said “Honestly, I thought we were in trouble.  It was a pretty good lead heading into Monday Night Football, but he had Lamb, Pickens, and Harrison Jr. going and with Harrison, who’s done not much, getting their first points, I thought we were going to be done.  Nope.”  Justin said “I’ve hated this whole bunch of shit this year.  Losing Burrow really hurt.”

House of Loons 40 vs. Hail Mary’s 25:  House of Loons stays in the hunt.  Sort of.  Hail Mary’s stays in 3^rd despite the loss.  Gregg said “I don’t know what to say.  We’re not getting anywhere in the standings and are just stuck.  Maybe next week.”  Joe said “cra-diddly-ap, this was disappointing.  It’s starting to look like everyone has pretty much the same team, it just sort of looks like whoever gets a little lucky on that week.”

Dolphin Safe 27 vs. Habanero Madness 18:  Dolphin Safe is the winner, even though nobody seems to care.  Rich said “ahhh, we won again and nobody cares and we’re in 5^th place.  Bob’s team sucks again and we love that.”  Bob said “oh my God this team is horrible.  2 Dolphins and 2 Vikings one the same team is not looking good.  The worst team in the NFL for receivers and 2 RB’s from a team that doesn’t want to run.  This was pretty stupid on my part.  And that Cam Ward draft pick didn’t help at all.  Fuck.”

That was it for week 9.  Now we move on to week 10.  The trade deadline is going to pass tomorrow, so anyone looking for something should get it done by Wednesday or wait until next year.  Let’s take a view into the madness that is going to be week 10.

Mid-Life Crisis (4-5) vs. Token (4-5):  A battle in the middle.  Does anyone care?  Jeff said “I care.  We need the win.”  Collin said “yeah, we could use a win to get back into this fiasco.”

Skol Survivor (8-1) vs. Nuclear Weasels (7-2):  This is the game of the year. The #1 and #2 teams.  Chuck said “We’re looking forward to this.  Of course we are counting on another Taylor disaster, but we’ll see.”  Al said “damn, being in 1^st place felt good.  Hopefully, we can make it back there.  2^nd place isn’t bad, but we do want 1^st again.”

Tangle Brothers (5-4) vs. Youth Gone Wild (3-6):  Looking to stick in the playoff and looking to stay out of last.  Adam said “we lost last week, so we’ll obviously win this week.”  Justin said “I don’t know what to say.  We had a plan, it didn’t work thanks to injury, and here we are.  Fuck.”

Buccin Vikings (2-7) vs. Hail Mary’s (5-4):  Last place vs. 3^rd.  Carson said “I don’t know what to say.  My partner is just full of shit, so I have nothing to say.  Wyatt is delusional if he thinks we’ll make the playoffs.”  Joe said “we’re trying to win to stay in 3^rd.  We’re going to wi-diddly-in gosh-dang-diddly-darn-it.”

Arkham Asylum (4-5) vs. Habanero Madness (3-6):  Erik vs. Bob.  I don’t think anyone cares about this one.  2 big mouths.  Erik said “Bob has too many Championships.  Lucky bastard.”  Bob “Erik has 2 of his own, which is 2 less than I could have had”

House of Loons (4-5) vs. Dolphin Safe (5-4):  The last game.  Gregg said “Rich who?  Who are we playing?  Dolphin Safe is owned by who?”  Rich said “I love it as we are trying to quietly get into the playoffs.  Which nobody will care about and I love that.”

That’s about it for this edition of Week In Review.  I don’t know if anyone learned anything, and I don’t care.  I am looking forward to Skol Survivor/Nuclear Weasels match. The rest of the week will happen too and could be another standings shake up.  Tune in next week to find out.

Welcome as always to everyone out there in the reading nation. This is the Halfway point in the season of the PSAL, and we’ve just finished week 8, and everything is working well in the PSAL’s standings.  Except for maybe 2 or 3 teams that are being somewhat reasonable to the bad, 8 or 9 teams that don’t have a clue, and 1 or 2 teams who are looking at things in a somewhat reasonable manner to the good.  I don’t know if that last sentence made a lick of sense or not, but we’ll find out a little bit later.  If I remember.  Week 8 had a bunch of crap that happened.  Let’s take a look at it.

Tangle Brothers 38 vs. Token 2:  Tangle Brothers beat Token.  2 points?  I can’t believe it, so again, 2 points?  What the hell?  Adam said “I loved it.  Come and score 2 every week if you want.  Seriously, I haven’t talked to Collin, but he started the 3 guys he could and literally, everyone on his team was either injured or on bye.  Was this done on purpose or did Collin simply fuck this up?  Or a contribution of those 2 things?  Who knows.  We won, we’re still in the playoff hunt, we’re happy.”  Collin said nothing.

Buccin Vikings 36 vs. Skol Survivor 50:  Skol Survivor, unexpectedly, won.  No, unexpectedly isn’t the right word….um….obviously is the right word.   Chuck said “Why?  Why did this team even show up?  What the hell was that trade all about?  How the hell does that team keep all of Barkley’s salary?  And to do it to for the team with already the best RB’s?  It’s ridiculous.  The team that won the World Championship last year pretty much flushed this year down the toilet.”  Wyatt said “Fuck all of you PSAL bitch owners.  We did what we had to do and we don’t care.  We’re building for next year when we’ll win another Championship and there isn’t a damn thing anyone can do about it. So what is the 2 guys we traded scored 33 points on the new teams bench.  We don’t care.”

Arkham Asylum 22 vs. Mid-Life Crisis 58:  Mid-Life Crisis won.  Jeff said “we have a pretty good week and are at the top of the 3-5 group.  We’ll keep on winning. I had something else to say, but can’t remember what the hell it was, but I’m sure it had something to do with how much both Erik and Arkham Asylum suck.”  Erik said “yeah, well, um, I don’t really have a come back for that.  My team pretty much sucks.  I’ve had the same problem all year.  Great players on sucky ass NFL teams, and a losing PSAL team.  All we can do is hope that they can turn it around.”

House of Loons 24 vs. Nuclear Weasels 61:  Nuclear Weasels didn’t need the 2 guys he traded for.  Al said “it was a great deal for us.  Things just keep getting better for us.  I hate to say it, but we’re one or two injuries away from winning it all this year.  Of course if we keep everyone healthy, we’ve got this in the bag.”  Gregg said “well, damn it, that sucked.  Al just has a team that we all want to beat.  Sadly, that isn’t looking very likely.  One of the things everyone likes is he can’t start 3 RB’s.”

Dolphin Safe 49 vs. Youth Gone Wild 18:  Dolphin Safe gets the win.  Rich said “one game out of the playoffs which, on the one hand, is horrible.  On the other hand, all we need to do is keep up and one of those teams holding onto the playoffs right now will lose.  I love being where nobody sees or cares what you do.”  Justin said “Damn Buccin Vikings.  They should have traded those fucker’s to me. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.”

Habanero Madness 33 vs. Hail Mary’s 47:  Hail Mary’s pick up the Flander’s revenge win.  Joe said “what a bunch of crap.  I’m not Flan-diddly-ers.  You all can’t make me cha-diddly-nge and get me to admit anything.  We won, that’s what counts.”  Bob said “that damn Erik sold me out for coming up with the Flanders shit.  Selling me out to Joe like that.  Erik’s a dick. There’s not much I can do in the standings right now, but as long as we beat Arkham Asylum, it’ll be ok.”  Just a side note, Arkham Asylum sucks and maybe Bob should aim a little higher.

Let’s take a peek at the Mid-Season review.  Of course we have the lovely and outspoken Sally Struthers who are commenting, so let’s take a look.

WIR:  Sally, it’s good to see you.  I assume you have enough Twinkie’s and Mt. Dew to satisfy your spacious appetite?

Sally:  Yes, but you could have done more with the mozzarella sticks and pork.

WIR:  Sorry, let’s get started.

Sally:  Is Al here?  I’ve always enjoyed Al and his 4 inches of manhood. I used to be pretty hot back in the 60’s and early 70’s you know.  Anyway, here’s my review.

Buccin Vikings:  I don’t know what to say.  They started off sucking, then continued to suck, then traded their top 2 guys, and look like they are going to suck the rest of the season.

Youth Gone Wild:  They took a risk drafting Joe Burrow, who’s injured, and didn’t even pay the league fee.  He knows that when you are facing devastation and hunger, you’ve got to pay your fees and do what you can to help these starving children in Africa.  Please do what you can.  Nobody cares?  Oh well.

Arkham Asylum:  This team sucks.  I don’t know what else to say.  The QB’s are ok, they’ve got 1 decent RB, and the rest of the team is hit or miss…mostly miss.

Habanero Madness:  Ugh.  Whatever.

House of Loons:  Average at best.

Mid-Life Crisis:  This is where we start getting delusional.  Jeff thinks his team has a chance.  This is another team that owes some money.  Read what I wrote with Youth Gone Wild.  Nobody still cares?  Then fuck you.  I’m going to take a break for some Ho-Ho’s.

Token:  I still don’t have anything solid that explains last weeks.  The best thing I can come up with is that he pulled a groin and couldn’t think.  The good news is he doesn’t have any more bye weeks.  He hasn’t paid either, so even if you don’t care, please give a couple bucks to feed the orphans. 

Dolphin Safe:  Nipping at the heels of the final 4.  His team is average, Rich is average, his chances are average. Average is the only word I can think of.

Tangle Brothers:  They’re hanging in there.  In the last playoff spot and are hoping to stay there.  With Mahomes looking a little like the guy from a couple years ago, he’s got a chance.

Hail Mary’s:  In 3^rd and fighting.  Flander’s has really done a good job.  His name isn’t Flanders?  What the hell?

Skol Survivor:  2^nd place and 7-1.  This team looks good and should be fighting for the World Championship in a few weeks.  Chuck’s done a good job.  His name isn’t Chuck?  Well, son of a bitch.

Nuclear Weasels:  What can I say?  Remember that 4 inches I mentioned earlier?  Al, I’m all yours.

Yikes.  Sally, thanks for you’re, um, insight.  Or whatever.  Let’s get the 2^nd half of the season started.

Skol Survivor (7-1) vs. Token (4-4):  Will Token start a line-up this week?  Chuck said “what the hell is Sally Struthers doing here?  Is she still alive?”  No comment from Token.

Tangle Brothers (5-3) vs. Mid-Life Crisis (3-5):  Adam said “we’ll win, hang onto 4^th place or move up, and have fun doing it.”  Jeff said “We’re going to win, make the playoffs, win the World Championship, attract women from all over the world with my 10’s of dollars in profit.  That’s it.”

Buccin Vikings (1-7) vs. Nuclear Weasels (7-1):  Al said “I don’t have time for this. I’ve got to get Sally before she’s gone back to Africa, or wherever, and let my 4 inches of dangling fury loose.”  Carson said “you all are some of the weirdest bunch of dudes.  Sally Struthers?  What the hell?”

Arkham Asylum (3-5) vs. Youth Gone Wild (3-5):  Eh.  2 teams that kind of suck.  Erik said “It should be interesting.  I can’t even say that without laughing.”  Justin said “Fuck that, I’m going to win and start climbing the ladder.”

House of Loons (3-5) vs. Hail Mary’s (5-3):  Gregg said “we’ll see.  Things aren’t looking good for us.”  Flanders said “We’ll win, we’ll make the playoffs, and we’ll see.”

Dolphin Safe (4-4) vs. Habanero Madness (3-5):  Rich said “this is great.  Nobody still cares.”  Bob said “I start to think about being done, and the schedule puts me up against these people.  I guess one more week of caring can’t hurt.”

That’s it for week 8 and there’s nothing that can be done about it.  Sally Struthers is still alive, by the way.  See you next week.

Welcome one and all to the Week 7 edition of the Week in Review.  We’ll start off with what happened. Then we’ll move on to see what might happen.  Probably.  Anyway, we’ve got some fantasy football stuff to talk about, so we might as well get started. 

Buccin Vikings 33 vs. Token 51:  The defending World Champs are at the bottom with another loss.  Token is just out of the playoffs in 5^th place.  Wyatt said “what the hell?  Brown didn’t have a TD until this week and then goes for 2 and 100 plus.  Gibbs had his best game of the year and Stafford throws 5 TD passes.  That’s how it goes for us this year.  We need to do better.  Even if we’re at the bottom, we’re only 3 games out and will catch back up with our winning streak of the rest of the games.”  Collin said “Those people at that other team don’t know what they are doing.  They suck.”

Arkham Asylum 46 vs. Tangle Brothers 18:  Arkham Asylum wins but Tangle Brothers are still in the hunt.  Erik said “We got enough points to win.  I’ve been very disappointed with guys getting 98 yards.  Oh well, there’s nothing we can do about that except try to get guys to get one more carry or catch for 3 fucking yards.”  Adam said “we hate losing to Arkham Asylum.  I can taste the bile rising and chocking me and it’s disgusting.”

House of Loons 31 vs. Skol Survivor 38:  Skol Survivor stays in 2^nd place.  House of Loons is not.  Chuck said “we’ve had a pretty good year and even with some of the guns on bye, we still won.  We’re happy and just need to keep going.” Gregg said “a win would have been nice, but what can you do.  Fuck.”

Dolphin Safe 42 vs. Mid-Life Crisis 49:  Mid-Life Crisis wins.  Jeff said “yeah we won, but any thoughts of getting to the playoffs are fading with each week.  We’ll try to win a few more just in case.  We’re not done quite yet.”  Rich said “vile bunch of shit is what we’ve got here.  We need some wins.”

Habanero Madness 40 vs. Nuclear Weasels 45:  Nuclear Weasels stay in first with the win.  Al said “I love Jonathon Taylor.  The guy is fucking awesome.  Especially against Bob, who I hate and is a piece of crap.”  Bob said “I thought we had a chance but then Gibbs went nuts and we lost.  Al just sucks.  I just don’t like him.”  

Hail Mary’s 53 vs. Youth Gone Wild 23:  Hail Mary’s picks up the win, convincingly, over Youth Gone Wild.  Flanders said “We got another win and stayed in 3^rd place.  It was a good day and we got to beat another one of the Tersteeg family.”  Justin said “that was horrible.  Joe sucks.  I can’t state it any better.  He had steak last week that I didn’t get any and this week I’m sure he did something.  Prayed, I’m guessing.”

Since we have a 15 week season, we’ve been struggling to pin point the mid season mark. We’ve decided to go with week 8 and don’t really care.  After this weeks games, people can start to take a glance at who could make it, those who can’t, and those who are just stuck.  It’ll be interesting.  The middle of all of these chumps are still fighting.  We’ll start seeing what’s what after next week.  For now, let’s take a look at the Week 8 games.

Tangle Brothers (4-3) vs. Token (4-3):  Here we go.  This game should be interesting.  Or not.  Adam said “we’re going to win”  Collin said “we’re going to win.”  What the hell?

Buccin Vikings (1-6) vs. Skol Survivor (6-1):  Ick.  Carson said “well, shit.  We keep trying to get rid of those 2 players who suck and nobody wants them. We’re just going to have to pick up a win or we’re almost done.”  Chuck said “it’s tough to be humble when you’re going against a crappy team and beating the World Champions.  Crappy, crappy team.”

Arkham Asylum (3-4) vs. Mid-Life Crisis (2-5):  Here we go again.  Erik said “I wonder how many players I will have this week with guys getting 98 yards?  I think I’ve had about 12 of those and about 25 who were in the 80’s.  It sucks.  Hopefully Jeff just doesn’t have anybody doing anything.”  Jeff said “We won one last week.  If we win this week, that’ll be 2 in a row.  If we win next week, that’ll be a winning streak.  I think we’ll try just to win this week and we’ll see what happens.”

House of Loons (3-4) vs. Nuclear Weasels (6-1):  Well…..  Gregg said “I hate Al more than Bob hates Al.  His team is full of mind-numbing hate filled fuckers and we need to knock him down.”  Al said “it’s been a couple of years since my team was good enough for people to hate me, and I love it.  Everyone if the PSAL can just get bent.”

Dolphin Safe (3-4) vs. Youth Gone Wild (3-4):  and a battle between 2 teams that are ok.  Rich said “I love my team.  We just sit around with nobody paying attention to us and we can make the playoffs.  That’s our team, so we don’t really care about the rest of you.”  Justin said “we need to win and who better to play than a team that doesn’t care.  Hell, Rich was right, I don’t care about them.”

Habanero Madness (3-4) vs. Hail Mary’s (4-3):  Ugh.  Bob said “I am taking full credit for calling Joe…Flanders. It’s right on the money.  We’re taking Flanders down this week and it’s going to be swe-diddly-dawly- gosh-darn-eet fun.”  Joe said “I knew it.  The joke of a guy who types this Week in Review isn’t smart enough to come up with something that creative, but Bob, oh, that makes sense.  Now it’s time to give Bob a loss and keep him down.”

Well, Week 8 will be interesting.  Or something.  Anyway, tune in next week to see if you care enough to see what happened.  Or if you don’t.  The PSAL is right where is should be, so tune in.  Same bat-time, same bat-channel.

Welcome one and all to another exciting edition of the Week In Review.  We get to take a look at week 6 and try to figure out how exactly 3 teams scored 11 points each.  We’re going to try to take a look and try to figure out exactly half the league is 3-3 and how there have been 0 ties and the World Champions are in last place.  It should be an exciting week.  Exciting isn’t quite right….how about it will give you something to do for a few minutes.  Let’s dive on into Week 6.

Arkham Asylum 36 vs. Token 11:  The first one to 11 is right here and it was not Arkham Asylum!  Erik said “holy shit, that was closer than anyone thought.  Not really, but what the hell.  Having been a team that has scored 11 or less, I can’t rip Token too bad.  It sucks.  At least we’re out of last place for a week.”  Colling said “if anything defined the word fuck, it’s scoring 11 points.  Fuck.  We’ll try to come back next week and try to score more than 11.  And I don’t mean 12 you bunch of smart asses.”

House of Loons 40 vs. Buccin Vikings 11:  Another team to score 11 and it was the World Champs.  Gregg said “we are having fun this year.  Sure, we’re still 3-3, but we beat the alleged World Champions and it doesn’t get more fun than that.”  Wyatt said “sure, we’ve got a bad record, but now is the time to turn it around.  If we win the rest of the games, we’ll be 10-5 and that will be good.  Of course we’ll get rid of Barkley and Love and we’ll be right there, so all of you can suck it.”

Dolphin Safe 28 vs. Tangle Brothers 55:  Finally a team scored more that 11.  They still got stomped, but what can you do.  Adam said “I am loving this.  We’re in 3^rd place right now and couldn’t be happier.  Not near the bottom so far and that is so good, I can’t even rip on Rich at this time.”  Rich said “We can appreciate not getting a bunch of shit so far.  We just need to win a few and score more that 28.”

Habanero Madness 11 vs. Skol Survivor 43:  Shit, I forgot there was another with 11 points. They got killed as well.  Chuck said “I love beating Bob.  He sucks.  Who’s Bob anyway?  5 time champion?  Where has he been lately? Nowhere as far as I can tell.” Bob said “every other week.  We win one spectacularly, then lose one even in even more.  It sucks, but next week we’ve got the Nuclear Weasels for a win.  Suck on that Al.  Oh, and Chuck doesn’t know who I am?  He’ll find out.”

Hail Mary’s 42 vs. Mid Life Crisis 29:  In the grudge match of the year so far, Hail Mary’s win.  Joe said “We won and we’re in 4^th place and that’s pretty good.  We are happy, of course.  We’d feel bad for Jeff, but just don’t seem to care.”  Jeff said “Joe Flanders, you su-diddly-uck.  He was so nervous he was going to lose this week, he didn’t even try to make a bet.  He’s just cr-diddly-ap.”

Youth Gone Wild 20 vs. Nuclear Weasels 51:  Youth Gone Wild sucked this week, but they scored more than 11.  Al said “We are still in first place.  I don’t know what else to say.  We’re great and the rest of you aren’t.”  Justin said “we could lose to anyone else, but losing to Al bites.  Goddam, I can taste last nights dinner in my throat just thinking about it.  (Burp)…I’ve got to go.”

And here we go.  Week 7 is right around the corner.  Who will score 11?  Will Bob beat Al?  Will Wyatt and Carson get out of last place?  Will anyone do something fun and good?  Who’s going to suck?  Tune in and find out.  Keep watching and that’ll help.  Let’s look at week 7.

Buccin Vikings (1-5) vs. Token (3-3):  The last place Buccin Vikings are in this one.  There’s just something about the defending World Champions who are currently in last place.  Carson said “I’ve let Wyatt run this shit long enough.  It’s time for me to take control.”  Collin said “You can’t let Carson take control…we can’t let these chumps start to look like they know what they are doing.”

Arkham Asylum (2-4) vs. Tangle Brothers (4-2):  nothing to say.  Erik said “we won last week, but we need to win this week if we’re planning on doing anything.  We are stuck doing whatever it is we’re doing and I still don’t really know what to do about it.”  Adam said “well, damn.  You can’t really rip on a suck ass team when they did it to themselves.”

House of Loons (3-3) vs. Skol Survivor (5-1):  2^nd place vs. one of those stuck in the middle.  Gregg said “I’m thinking we can win this week.  I don’t know why, I just think we can win.”  Chuck said “we’re still in 2^nd place, which is good.  We want to be in first place, so we’ll just keep on winning.”

Dolphin Safe (3-3) vs. Mid-Life Crisis (1-5):  Bored.  Rich said “we need the win this week.  It puts us a little closer to the playoffs and keeps Jeff near the bottom. 2 for the price of 1 right there.” Jeff said “we need a win.”

Habanero Madness (3-3) vs. Nuclear Weasels (5-1):  I don’t care what Bob and Al say, they don’t really like each other.  Bob said “shit, I hate Al’s guts. He is just a pile of crap.”  Al said “We’re going to destroy Bob. His win one, lose one theory is about to be squished.”

Hail Mary’s (3-3) vs. Youth Gone Wild (3-3):  Flanders vs. Tersteeg Jr.  Joe said “another Tersteeg? Man, this sucks. Sorry for the swearing.”  Justin said “I’ve got to take revenge. He beat my dad last week, now he gets the version of the family that doesn’t suck ass.”

Well, there it is.  Who is going to win?  We’re just a couple of weeks away from mid-season, so things are starting to get a little tense.  How will it play out?  We’ll see.  You just have to tune in and find out. See you next week.