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All-Star Family...Damn Champ is that what we doing, putting "7 & 7" on blast again, 1000 bottles of "P-DIDDY BOOTY LUBRICANT" played a role in his down fall causing seven losses in a row for my guy in 2023. Look we should all know P-Diddy is now locked up behind bars for sex trafficking and racketeering these days but damn to insinuate that 7 & 7 played a role in attending any of those P-Diddy parties is just tragic. Like I mention in my last post and your ass already know that 7 & 7 ain't to be "F**K WITH" at the beginning of the season you yourself pointed that shit out to me when I loss to his ass in week-1. So for you to come for him like this is so disrespectful and I hope he smashes the shit out of your ass for his third win of the season this week.  Look 7 & 7 made "All-Star League" history in 2023 and done something no one else has ever achieved by winning seven in a row to start off a season and not finish on the plaque. So leave this brother along and let him focus on this 2024 season and by the way he is the only undefeated team right about now in this league and is beating and leading your ass after last night's game so recognize that shit.  Now "CARRY-ON" 7 & 7 and beat that ass in week-3, the pom-poms are out for you my guy.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ your ass have nothing to post and I get that small dog mentality after losing this week to me especially with them first two week scores of 52 & 63. That's just like a small dog move staying quiet when a big dog is around and you already know how a small dog only barks while on the porch or inside of the house so I ain't mad at you for being quiet. However your personal phone call to me yesterday clowning my move for cutting Caleb's ass was on point and I didn't realize your ass would even notice me cutting a Ray/Ray Rookies like I did knowing that's something I've never ever done before which your ass pointed out. So I'm explaining my strategizing move and the reasoning for such a move which for sure ain't to appease your damn ass. So peep this my "MY NIGGA" Derek Carr right was my pickup and ain't he the hottest QB right about now which I think he is and let me also point to the fact that ain't he a original Ray/Ray Rookies that for eight straight years was on my roster every year until that bitch Josh McDaniel "F**KED UP" his Raider career. Look my ass can't wait around for Caleb Williams ass to find himself like I did last year with that white boy Kenny Pickett for seven straight weeks who was by far my worst rookie draft pick ever and cause my ass to go 1-8 for the first half of the 2023 season. While your ass was clowning yesterday on the phone I'm rocking with the hot hand because that Saints offense is scoring their ass offf while Dak's ass was playing like a straight up bitch for it being his first home game of the season. Derek Carr is the shit right about now and I'm facing the Candyman in week-3 who's ass has scored over 100-points both weeks and ain't no 65 f**king points gonna win shit against his ass. We got a side bet of $200.00 and I ain't giving up no free wins to your ass waiting around for Caleb's ass who has scored only two damn points in the first two weeks of the season which averages out to "ONE DAMN POINT" per week. As your ass clown the white boy yesterday he did on opening day last year hooked up with George Pickens deep and I got 30-points on just one damn play while Caleb's ass threw for a measly 94-yards on his opening day debut.  Hell I for sure didn't anticipate Caleb's ass playing so poorly but I need points right about now from the QB position to compete against the Candyman ass come this week. So with all that being said I'm not giving up on Caleb's ass completly, just for now, because I'm not trusting what the hell Dak's ass might do.and Derek Carr is giving my ass a better chance on taking down the Candyman's ass come week-3. We have the same damn record at 1-1 along with four other teams in this league and your ass is facing 7 & 7 who just happen to be 2-0 and I have the pom-pom's out for his ass that he take your ass down Champ and you already know he ain't to be "F**K WITH" at the beginning of the season, end of story.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ, YOUNGHOE tried to save that ass but your cell door was still wide open and Backcrackers (AKA-7 & 7) is standing outside the cell waiting for his turn. Ain't it ironic you win by three in week-1 and lose by three in week-2. Thought your ass already knew 52 & 60 are bitch scores for "YARD HOES" and I'm laughing my ass off, just ask your kicker "LOUNGHOE" all about that shit. 

All-Star Family...Come on Champ you suppose to be that hard dude not no "SOFTIE" can't picture somebody coming into your cell putting in that work on your ass. Now peep this Champ, 52-points in week-1 "SOFT" and 45-points now, that's just "SOFT"  and that's when people invite themselves into your cell, meaning you gotta have  YOUNGHOE put that work in tonight so he don't "F**K YOU" too, you heard.

All-Star Family...The kicking game ain't no joke "I'M HIM" said FAIRBAIRN, 77-points, what the hell, a come from behind victory for LADYMOP, damn, that's was impressive, can't hate.

All-Star Family...Damn Champ, 45-points, is that what we be doing, "NIGGA PLEASE" you know damn well ain't no shitty ass score like that taking your ass to the promise land. You be the "F**KING CHAMP" don't be like that 2022-champ that can't take a punch. You already know this be a "GROWN FOLKS LEAGUE" gotta man your ass up, you feel me.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ, Marvin Jr just went over 100-yards receiving and they're still in the first quarter, that's 30-points he's put on your damn ass, your heard.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ "DID YOUR ASS JUST SEE MARVIN JR" hit your ass for 25-points in just one quarter. Here's a note for your ass, I had is daddy Marvin Sr. as a rookie too, you heard.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ "HERE-WE-GO" week-2 continues today, what your ass gonna do? What ever it be it better be more than that sorry ass 52-points you scored in week-1 you feel me.

All-Star Family...When your ass can win with some weak ass scores like 71,67, & 52 you would think them Nigga's would be thanking the "FOOTBALL GOD" and give him a shoutout for such a football blessing. Them Nigga's know damn well ain't no weak ass scores like those is intimidating anybody's ass. Now if your ass scores 126 & 104 you got the league's attention even if you don't win. Props to those two OG"s for making that statement with them kickers even though James/Stang ass stole another one of my damn rookies with Jake Moody kicking that Nigga to a damn loss, you see that's what "KARMA" will do for your ass. Never the less week-1 is done and crying and whining about your damn receiver dropping a pass ain't changing shit, hell my kicker miss a 49-yard FG and you don't see me asking for a damn diaper, hell this be a "GROWN FOLKS LEAGUE"  so man your ass up.  Now "HERE-WE-GO" the start of week-2 and I got that damn 52-point winner from week-1 who's ass is gotta be feeling some type of way knowing that scoring 52-points ain't about shit and if his ass do that type of shit this week he'll will be going down with a damn loss, now that's what up, let week-2.start tonight.

All-Star Family...Yo y'all "A DIKE FLEEING DICK" is too funny, don't know why CNOTE would continue to clown "7 & 7" aka (BACKCRACKERS) were starting a brand new season and his ass just want let up on that brother. Let's focus and concentrate of the now which is the 2024 season which started off last night with a damn good game and peep my rookie receiver Xavier Worthy scoring 20-points on his NFL-debut making me look like a damn fantasy football genius. Like I told y'all's assess already my ass will be on that damn plaque come the end of the season and that's with five rookies in my starting lineup who's ass laughing now and it's just one damn game. 

I know people are running around in Oboi's locker room wondering if they ass got cut. How do you cut someone on their day off. The season hasn't started yet, you showing you hand Oboi that you can't take a punch!!!👊

All-Star Family...All right now this shit is 7-days away and it's on. But what the hell am I doing playing MITCHFIT's ass on week-1?  My ass should be playing BACKCRACERS (AKA-7 & 7) and league rule has it that the 2023 bottom feeders should be facing off against each other to start off the 2024 season in week-1, am I right. It really don't matter anyhow I'm anticipating an opening day victory regardless with my 5-starting rookies. I do want to respond to the 2023-Champ (AKA TRUMP-NIGGA) remarks about Dak's ass not ever bringing me a title in the eight straight years I've had him and his ass is right. Truth and fact has it my ass hasn't won a  All-Star title since 2014 two years before I drafted (2016) Dak's ass. As a matter of fact Dak's ass is the only rookie I've introduced to this damn league that y'all's asses haven't stole from my ass over the past eight years. Hell Dak's ass couldn't win me one damn game in the final three weeks of the 2022 season to clinch me a championship that MITCHFIT's ass benefited from when we both ended up and had the same damn record of 12-6 to end the 2022 season.  Bottom line he's on my roster again in the 2024 season. Oh by the way regarding my last post I forgot to mention two other of my rookies on y'all rosters in Jake Moody &  Amair Cooper. Yo Champ I know you still have those Trump tendencies and once your ass expedite them I will identify your ass again as that "TRUMP NIGGA" not as Champ even though you stayed on the straight and narrow in 2023 which I for sure don't see happening this season while your ass try to defend your title. I'm coming for all y'all asses and will guarantee my own ass a place on that plaque.

Okay people the draft is over and it's time to make adjustments to your teams. Some of y'all know y'all went down Charter Way and turned on to Air Port Way to get some of those players. Get rid of them and don't be afraid to get rid of the L.S.N.'s. Good luck to everyone this year. James/Stang Out!!!😋

All-Star Family...Ok the draft is over and some of y'all asses were clowning about my roster picks I ain't mad it is what it is.  Last year is behind us and I can admit to the fact I miss last year on Kenny PIckett's bitch ass and it cost my ass big time for keeping him in my damn lineup for six weeks which cause my ass to take my first last place in this league in forty years, hell that shit never has happen before in my All-Star career, so 2023 was history made.  However don't let me flex on y'all asses with these five rookies in my damn lineup come opening day and start the season off by smashing "7 & 7" ass and then will see who's ass got jokes and is laughing. By the way did Cee Dee Lamb, D.K. Metcalf, Chris Olave, George Pickens, Josh Jacobs and Saquon Barkley get drafted by one of y'all's asses, ain't them all Ray/Rays Rookies originals, so let's not get this shit twisted. Let's see if Caleb, Rome, Marvin Jr., Xavier, Bijan & Jahmyr give y'all's asses more laughs on opening day. 

All-Star Family...HERE-WE-GO...HERE-WE-GO...Two days and this shit is on and ain't nobody picking before my ass, you feel me. That's right it's my privilege and football honor as the "CANNONLAND NIGGA" to set this 2024 season off with the first overall draft pick. Since OJ's ass is no longer with us I for sure can't pick his ass right  So I ask myself who am I'm rocking with to start off the 2024 season, shit I don't know. Hell you know what, I'm not stressing over this shit, I'm just gonna rock with my same damn 2023 last place roster excluding that bitch Kenny Pickett. So their y'all asses have it, now leave my last place 2023 roster the "F" along and let me marinate in this "CANNONLAND NIGGA" moment come this 2024 draft, you heard.

All-Star Family...BET, IT WANT BE SOME CHARTER WAY LIQUOR STORE NIGGA...

All-Star Family...As Dak's ass normally would say before each snap "HERE WE GO - HERE WE GO" that's right 10-days before it's draft day. Yo in 2023 I acquired the title of "CANNONLAND NIGGA" because of my last place finish which entitles me to the number one overall draft pick, you feel me. So with that shit being said, let me ask y'all's asses this question, what player will be the first one picked?