All-Star Family...What the hell OBOI I'm playing your ass again damn back to back. My ass must have misread the damn schedule thought for sure you were coming for MITCHFIT'S ass in week-9. Looking at your starting lineup you benched C.J. Stroud for Jayden Daniels and I get it both Stefon Diggs and Nico Collins are out. Truthfully I'm a C.J. fan but Jayden has had a better season thus far and I need Caleb to represent this week and match what ever Jayden's ass give you in week-9. Your ass started off the 2024 season lossing four straight weeks and was 0-4 until you beat my ass in week-5 84-57 which was your best week of the season. Hell I loss eight in a row last season after winning opening day and didn't win again until week-10 my longest losing streak ever. James/Stang beat my ass three straight times back to back to back and it change his "2023 F**KING SEASON" and with those wins his ass made it on to the damn plaque and in total that nigga beat my ass four times in 2023. I bring that shit up to say this, you can change my season by lossing to me again in back to back weeks and getting me to 4-5 giving me a three game win streak. Now if that shit happens you become 1-8 amd have the exact same record my ass had at this part of the season in 2023 and I'll have bragging rights for another week and be one win away from being 5-5 thanks to your ass. So with C.J. on your bench your ass gets no points tonight so you will have to wait until Sunday's games to see which rookie quarterback represents and Jayden (112-points) has outplayed Caleb (72-points) so far this season however I'm still rocking with Caleb as my starter.
All-Star Family...I hear you OBOI, "MAKE IT MAKE SENSE" that's hard to do when your ass be 1-7. I'm wasn't cheering just had confidence in getting my revenge behind that week-4 loss I had to your ass. This be the "GROWN FOLKS LEAGUE" which you already know and the smoke is different with being an All-Star than in any other league and your ass seen last year when BACKCRACKERS came out the gate smoking with his 7-0 start and then went 1-10 the rest of the season and didn't even make the damn plaque for a third place finish and guess why, because the "SMOKE" in this league is different and will choke your ass out. So beat yourself up as you should and I get that the frustration is real of how your season has gone so far just "KEEP IT MOVING" by beating MITCHFIT in week-9.
All-Star Family...Damn what's up with the week-8 QB-points? C.J. Stroud-5 points, Joe Burrow-5-points, Jordan Love-0-points and my boy Caleb Williams-2 points. Yo Champ, your boy Love is the only one who didn't score shit how you be feeling right about now? No need to answer that shit he be a "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" this week, as a matter of fact all these nigga's played like "LSN'S" you feel me. But you know what Champ your ass is the only one looking like a damn loser here in week-8 right now and then your damn record will become 3-5 the same as minds if OBOI don't snatch my ass on Monday night football. Also Champ back to back losses in week-7 & 8 I mean damn scoring only 59-points last week and 18-points so far in week-8 not a good look for a defending Champion and I'm sure you remember that phrase "BELOW ORDINARY" that's what your ass will be looking like when week-8 is over. Now enjoy tonight's game and keep hope alive for tomorrow night that the Steelers-D and Najee can become your savior.
All-Star Family...Damn James/Stang, Jalen Hurts three rushing touchdowns stole all that Saquon Barkley money, shit man that's "30-F**KING POINTS" I know your ass gotta be piss. BACKCRACKERS ass is for show laughing and smiling at the same damn time at your ass.
All-Star Family...OBOI did you see my rookie receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. hit you for 10-points with that 22-yard touchdown? I get it, only a ten pointer, don't hate...👀 😰
All-Star Family...OBOI did you see that 70-yard run by Jahmyr Gibbs? He be my 2024-FREEZE and "THAT BOY BAD" and you already know...👀 😁
All-Star Family...My kicker's 14-points show in the hell ain't close to the 49-points his ass got in week-7. What a disappointment in that Viking offense was expecting way more than 16-first downs compared to the Rams 26-first downs. Only good thang was that nigga Kyren Williams only got 5-points and his 97-yards rushing didn't cost me another 5-points. Shit that nigga has scored a touchdown in every damn game this year, so I ain't mad. Yo OBOI moving on to Sunday now and it's like your said, keep it moving.
All-Star Family...HERE WE GO-HERE WE GO that's the shit that "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" quarterback Dak Prescott would say before each play who's ass never took me to a damn title in eight straight years for being on my roster. I say that quote to say this, week-8 starts tonight and my new kicker Will Reichard brought it last week with his 49-points and looked so impressive I'm so confident he will achieve a similar performance tonight because that Viking offense is damn good. Talking about a "MONEY MOVE" I nail it because "THAT BOY BAD" and is going to change my damn season believe that. Yo OBOI coming for your ass again and it starts tonight and another win this week will put me at 3-5 with a two game win streak however I realize you beat my ass in week-4 61-56 but this week will determine what direction my season will go in other words a make me or break me week. So I'm coming for your ass and it starts tonight with my rookie kicker Will Reichard because his foot can kick deep and that Viking offense is going to give him that opportunity. I see you starting Baker Mayfield because your rookie starter Jayden Daniels got some rib issues and has been off the chain in these first seven weeks and it wouldn't been interesting to see my rookie Caleb Williams going up against his ass. Bottom line I need to beat your last place ass so I don't go backwards and take my record to 3-5 you feel me.