Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Glorious Buttchins | 0-0 | 0 | 1.000 | 9 | 9 | 16 | 1 |
 | Absolute Numpties | 0-0 | 0 | 0.959 | 15 | 15 | 16 | 2 |
 | The Jolly Scholar | 0-0 | 0 | 0.900 | 4 | 4 | 16 | 3 |
 | The Untalented Mr. Roto | 0-0 | 0 | 0.865 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 4 |
 | Pestilence | 0-0 | 0 | 0.820 | 14 | 14 | 16 | 5 |
 | The Czar Who Knocks | 0-0 | 0 | 0.756 | 16 | 16 | 16 | 6 |
 | Neon Deions | 0-0 | 0 | 0.708 | 10 | 10 | 16 | 7 |
 | John Waters | 0-0 | 0 | 0.651 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 8 |
 | Upper Deckers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.602 | 12 | 12 | 16 | 9 |
 | Mega Powers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.568 | 11 | 11 | 16 | 10 |
 | CeeDees Nutz | 0-0 | 0 | 0.527 | 13 | 13 | 16 | 11 |
 | Team Bostickleez | 0-0 | 0 | 0.495 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 12 |
 | Cleveland Steamers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.459 | 6 | 6 | 16 | 13 |
 | Whiskey Bent BBQ | 0-0 | 0 | 0.426 | 7 | 7 | 16 | 14 |
 | Josh Chapman | 0-0 | 0 | 0.372 | 5 | 5 | 16 | 15 |
 | The Dad Bod Vibe | 0-0 | 0 | 0.312 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 16 |
