Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | x - Sticky Side Down | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 11 |
 | x - My Schweddy Balls | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 11 |
 | Naked Bootlegs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 8 | 8 | 11 | 11 |
 | x - Suns Out, Guns Out | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 7 | 7 | 11 | 11 |
 | x - Pimpin' Ain't Eazy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 6 | 6 | 11 | 11 |
 | United Steelworkers of America | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 5 | 5 | 11 | 11 |
 | The Nagurskis | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 11 |
| x - Fuggedaboudit | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 11 | |
 | x - Eight in the Box | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
 | Sweet Fancy Moses | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
