| South Park Cows | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 8 | 8 | 14 | 1 |
| Sin City Black Hole | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.934 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 2 |
| River City Armada | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.865 | 5 | 5 | 14 | 3 |
| Mountain State Crusade | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.809 | 11 | 11 | 14 | 4 |
| Chi Town Bootleggers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.770 | 6 | 6 | 14 | 5 |
| Space Mountain Fun 'N Gun | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.727 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 6 |
| Money Beach Million $$$ Men | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.670 | 12 | 12 | 14 | 7 |
| Sacramento Bees | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.623 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 8 |
| Steel City Mafia | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.533 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 9 |
| Mid Ohio Valley Replacements | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.489 | 13 | 13 | 14 | 10 |
| Death Valley Undertakers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.422 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| Ar Ramadi Marauders | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.383 | 4 | 4 | 14 | 12 |
| Sawskitahn Bonesaws | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.344 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 13 |
| Bunkleville Drunken Sailors | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.252 | 9 | 9 | 14 | 14 |