| South Park Cows | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 8 | 8 | 14 | 1 |
| Sacramento Bees | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.877 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 2 |
| Chi Town Bootleggers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.825 | 6 | 6 | 14 | 3 |
| Money Beach Million $$$ Men | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.784 | 12 | 12 | 14 | 4 |
| River City Armada | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.735 | 5 | 5 | 14 | 5 |
| Steel City Mafia | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.670 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 6 |
| Ar Ramadi Marauders | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.628 | 4 | 4 | 14 | 7 |
| Sin City Black Hole | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.582 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 8 |
| Mountain State Crusade | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.528 | 11 | 11 | 14 | 9 |
| Space Mountain Fun 'N Gun | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.481 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 10 |
| Death Valley Undertakers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.424 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| Bunkleville Drunken Sailors | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.385 | 9 | 9 | 14 | 12 |
| Mid Ohio Valley Replacements | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.285 | 13 | 13 | 14 | 13 |
| Sawskitahn Bonesaws | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.201 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 14 |