Power Rankings
American Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster |
|---|
 | BILLS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 11 |
 | DOC Schwizz | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 11 |
 | Baloney Skins | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 8 | 8 | 11 | 11 |
 | Victorious Secret | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 7 | 7 | 11 | 11 |
 | Hakuna Ma-Ngata | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 6 | 6 | 11 | 11 |
 | NoFlyZone5280 | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 5 | 5 | 11 | 11 |
 | Kmita | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 11 |
 | Oh Njoku didn't ?! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 11 |
 | Hinton not Horton | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
 | Maximum Roth and Roll | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
National Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster |
|---|
 | Jameis' Crab Shack | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 |
 | NFL PrimeTime | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 11 | 11 | 13 | 13 |
 | Touchdown My Pants!!! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 10 | 10 | 13 | 13 |
 | Lando Goes Commando | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 9 | 9 | 13 | 13 |
 | Applehood | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 8 | 8 | 13 | 13 |
 | Pat McGroin | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 7 | 7 | 13 | 13 |
 | WAM BAM MICHAEL SAM | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 6 | 6 | 13 | 13 |
 | Berlin Walmart | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 5 | 5 | 13 | 13 |
 | Phylis' Ass Ertz | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 4 | 4 | 13 | 13 |
 | 7 Days Tyreek | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 13 |
| OLAVERA FOR THE BURN | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 13 |
 | North Dallas Forty | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.000 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 13 |
