Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Indian Leg Wrestlers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 |
 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 11 | 11 | 13 | 13 |
 | $ 1807 Eggs and Bacon | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 10 | 10 | 13 | 13 |
 | CODE BLUE | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 9 | 9 | 13 | 13 |
| Poseidon's Kiss | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 8 | 8 | 13 | 13 | |
 | Fat Bastard | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 7 | 7 | 13 | 13 |
 | Titty City | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 6 | 6 | 13 | 13 |
 | Cocaine & Hookers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 5 | 5 | 13 | 13 |
 | Pole Assassin's Monkey | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 4 | 4 | 13 | 13 |
 | The Pink Hearted Strippers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 13 |
 | Wardrobe(-)Malfunction | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 13 |
 | Mustache Mullet Millionaires | 0-0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 13 |
