Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fat Jesus | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 1 |
 | Crab Nebulas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.872 | 12 | 12 | 14 | 2 |
 | Rodger's Neighborhood | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.809 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 3 |
 | Tommy Boy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.733 | 5 | 5 | 14 | 4 |
 | Johnny Vegas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.688 | 11 | 11 | 14 | 5 |
 | Breece's Pieces | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.634 | 4 | 4 | 14 | 6 |
 | Beg, Burrow and Steal | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.587 | 6 | 6 | 14 | 7 |
 | Amish Handjobs for Free | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.543 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 8 |
 | Purdy Pitts | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.492 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 9 |
 | Two Gurleys One Kupp | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.448 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 10 |
 | Saquon Deez Nuts | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.402 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
 | The Great Sarkiusian | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.314 | 9 | 9 | 14 | 12 |
 | Party Like a Gronk Star | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.277 | 8 | 8 | 14 | 13 |
 | Mr. Ugg Boots | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.212 | 13 | 13 | 14 | 14 |
