Power Rankings
Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster |
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| Fat Jesus | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 1 |
| Crab Nebulas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.872 | 12 | 12 | 14 | 2 |
| Rodger's Neighborhood | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.809 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 3 |
| Tommy Boy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.733 | 5 | 5 | 14 | 4 |
| Johnny Vegas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.688 | 11 | 11 | 14 | 5 |
| Breece's Pieces | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.634 | 4 | 4 | 14 | 6 |
| Beg, Burrow and Steal | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.587 | 6 | 6 | 14 | 7 |
| Amish Handjobs for Free | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.543 | 14 | 14 | 14 | 8 |
| Purdy Pitts | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.492 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 9 |
| Two Gurleys One Kupp | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.448 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 10 |
| Saquon Deez Nuts | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.402 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| The Great Sarkiusian | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.314 | 9 | 9 | 14 | 12 |
| Party Like a Gronk Star | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.277 | 8 | 8 | 14 | 13 |
| Mr. Ugg Boots | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.212 | 13 | 13 | 14 | 14 |