Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Chaser the Marshamallow Boy | 0-0 | 0 | 1.000 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 1 |
 | Purple Helmeted Love Warriors | 0-0 | 0 | 0.784 | 7 | 7 | 12 | 2 |
 | MIELE | 0-0 | 0 | 0.733 | 8 | 8 | 12 | 3 |
 | Whoopie Makers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.681 | 9 | 9 | 12 | 4 |
 | Jeff's Tennessee Smurfs | 0-0 | 0 | 0.636 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 5 |
 | Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood | 0-0 | 0 | 0.591 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 6 |
 | Buffalo Super Bowl or Bust | 0-0 | 0 | 0.518 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 7 |
 | Tiffany's Testicle Tamers | 0-0 | 0 | 0.442 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 8 |
 | Tha Guru | 0-0 | 0 | 0.393 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 9 |
 | Haha ClitandDix | 0-0 | 0 | 0.333 | 3 | 3 | 12 | 10 |
 | Yer Mom | 0-0 | 0 | 0.264 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 11 |
 | Cincinnati Bowties | 0-0 | 0 | 0.199 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 12 |
