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The Turd Quarter Est. 2003
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CELL BLOCK 4 - Don Owens Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Josh AllenQBBUF12ARIStarter100.0%82.7%487.641 QB-
Derrick HenryRBBAL14@KCStarter100.0%83.7%223.065 RB-
Josh JacobsRBGB10@PHIStarter100.0%62.6%145.3025 RB-
Terry McLaurinWRWAS14@TBStarter97.5%57.4%124.2033 WR-
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET5LARStarter100.0%85.9%212.903 WR-
Garrett Wilson WRNYJ12@SFStarter100.0%73.3%121.1035 WR-
Pat FreiermuthTEPIT9@ATLStarter88.4%30.4%44.8029 TE-
Justin TuckerKBAL14@KCStarter92.8%78.1%160.002 K-
San Francisco 49ersD/STSF9NYJStarter82.2%62.1%190.007 D/ST-
Jalen Hurts QBPHI5GBBench100.0%83.2%434.823 QB-
Zonovan KnightRBDET5LARBench0.5%0.0%2.10130 RB-
Jordan MasonRBSF9NYJBench13.9%1.2%41.7064 RB-
Joe MixonRBHOU14@INDBench100.0%80.7%215.106 RB-
Zack MossRBCIN12NEBench94.6%48.0%142.6027 RB-
Isiah PachecoRBKC6BALBench100.0%69.8%171.2016 RB-
Pierre Strong Jr. RBCLE10DALBench8.2%0.0%39.5066 RB-
Nico Collins WRHOU14@INDBench100.0%79.0%180.409 WR-
Mike EvansWRTB11WASBench100.0%85.4%203.504 WR-
Curtis SamuelWRBUF12ARIBench82.7%13.4%95.2047 WR-
Rashid ShaheedWRNO12CARBench76.5%9.9%104.6042 WR-
Dawson KnoxTEBUF12ARIBench12.4%1.7%32.6043 TE-
Rashod BatemanWRBAL14@KCIR39.1%0.7%44.5090 WR-
Kyle PittsTEATL12PITIR95.5%62.4%84.7013 TE-

Chaos - Brian Schiesl Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Jared GoffQBDET5LARStarter98.5%49.5%380.807 QB-
Aaron JonesRBMIN6@NYGStarter97.5%67.1%106.3036 RB-
Latavius MurrayRBBUF12ARIStarter13.9%2.0%65.9052 RB-
Brandon AiyukWRSF9NYJStarter100.0%80.0%175.2011 WR-
Tee HigginsWRCIN12NEStarter98.8%60.4%95.6045 WR-
D.K. MetcalfWRSEA10DENStarter100.0%80.7%159.4015 WR-
Austin HooperTENE14@CINStarter2.7%0.7%23.4054 TE-
Nick FolkKTEN5@CHIStarter15.7%11.1%131.0019 K-
Pittsburgh SteelersD/STPIT9@ATLStarter63.4%49.2%177.0012 D/ST-
Trevor LawrenceQBJAX12@MIABench98.5%28.7%331.5413 QB-
Matthew Stafford QBLAR6@DETBench89.1%27.5%317.9016 QB-
Cam AkersRBMIN6@NYGBench19.8%0.0%35.7068 RB-
Kenyan DrakeRBGB10@PHIBench2.0%0.0%2.10129 RB-
Gus EdwardsRBLAC5LVBench93.6%19.8%177.0014 RB-
Elijah Mitchell RBSF9NYJBench60.1%2.2%42.2063 RB-
Cordarrelle Patterson RBPIT9@ATLBench9.9%0.0%28.1073 RB-
Jeff WilsonRBMIA6JAXBench16.3%1.0%27.3075 RB-
Michael Pittman Jr.WRIND14HOUBench100.0%75.0%142.2025 WR-
Demarcus RobinsonWRLAR6@DETBench15.6%1.7%62.4072 WR-
Juwan JohnsonTENO12CARBench41.8%5.4%60.8024 TE-
Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/STTB11WASBench18.8%9.3%173.0014 D/ST-
Javonte WilliamsRBDEN14@SEAIR98.8%45.0%134.4032 RB-
Zach ErtzTEWAS14@TBIR25.7%1.0%24.7052 TE-

Dirty Llamas - Michael Brown Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Justin FieldsQBPIT9@ATLStarter67.8%25.7%278.1819 QB-
Nick ChubbRBCLE10DALStarter93.6%13.4%19.1088 RB-
J.K. DobbinsRBLAC5LVStarter81.7%4.7%9.70107 RB-
Diontae JohnsonWRCAR11@NOStarter93.8%35.1%101.7043 WR-
Christian WatsonWRGB10@PHIStarter95.0%22.5%73.8061 WR-
Mike WilliamsWRNYJ12@SFStarter82.2%6.2%31.20111 WR-
Evan EngramTEJAX12@MIAStarter95.3%74.8%118.306 TE-
Evan McPhersonKCIN12NEStarter44.8%31.4%140.0014 K-
Denver BroncosD/STDEN14@SEAStarter19.3%11.9%153.0023 D/ST-
Tyler HuntleyQBCLE10DALBench4.2%0.5%31.7250 QB-
Deshaun WatsonQBCLE10DALBench78.0%7.7%106.8035 QB-
Damien HarrisRBBUF12ARIBench9.2%0.0%17.0092 RB-
Rhamondre StevensonRBNE14@CINBench97.3%47.3%108.7035 RB-
Kenneth Walker IIIRBSEA10DENBench100.0%75.5%170.6017 RB-
Rachaad WhiteRBTB11WASBench100.0%84.2%205.908 RB-
Treylon BurksWRTEN5@CHIBench34.2%1.0%24.20124 WR-
Zay JonesWRARI11@BUFBench33.9%2.2%44.1091 WR-
Calvin RidleyWRTEN5@CHIBench99.0%57.9%155.5017 WR-
Courtland Sutton WRDEN14@SEABench96.3%26.2%134.2028 WR-
Kadarius ToneyWRKC6BALBench14.6%0.7%27.00119 WR-
Taysom HillTENO12CARBench58.2%13.1%113.627 TE-
Trey LanceQBDAL7@CLEIR8.4%0.2%0.00117 QB-
Rashaad PennyRBCAR11@NOIR8.4%0.2%3.80121 RB-

Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. - Matt Shoop Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Derek CarrQBNO12CARStarter45.5%10.6%321.4215 QB-
Najee HarrisRBPIT9@ATLStarter99.0%64.1%167.5020 RB-
Alvin Kamara RBNO12CARStarter100.0%74.3%159.1024 RB-
Michael GallupWRLV10@LACStarter15.6%1.0%53.8081 WR-
Van JeffersonWRPIT9@ATLStarter5.7%0.2%21.30129 WR-
CeeDee LambWRDAL7@CLEStarter100.0%86.6%272.201 WR-
George KittleTESF9NYJStarter99.5%80.0%138.202 TE-
Daniel CarlsonKLV10@LACStarter26.3%11.9%121.0024 K-
Dallas CowboysD/STDAL7@CLEStarter83.2%64.2%219.001 D/ST-
Jimmy GaroppoloQBLAR6@DETBench11.9%0.5%90.1040 QB-
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI5GBBench100.0%83.2%184.7013 RB-
Clyde Edwards-HelaireRBKC6BALBench45.3%3.5%53.1059 RB-
Dameon PierceRBHOU14@INDBench70.0%5.0%63.9053 RB-
Jahan DotsonWRWAS14@TBBench84.9%5.4%75.8058 WR-
Jerry JeudyWRCLE10DALBench87.4%13.6%87.8050 WR-
Tre'Quan SmithWRDET5LARBench1.5%0.0%0.00374 WR-
Olamide ZaccheausWRWAS14@TBBench2.0%0.0%28.40115 WR-
Tyler HigbeeTELAR6@DETBench21.5%3.2%61.5022 TE-
Dalton SchultzTEHOU14@INDBench90.8%34.9%92.5011 TE-
Greg ZuerleinKNYJ12@SFBench32.5%17.3%143.0013 K-
Baltimore RavensD/STBAL14@KCBench82.5%58.8%216.002 D/ST-
Michael ThomasWRNO12CARIR32.2%0.5%50.8082 WR-

J Train - Jeff Schnore Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Patrick MahomesQBKC6BALStarter100.0%78.0%363.728 QB-
Samaje PerineRBDEN14@SEAStarter48.3%2.0%73.3049 RB-
D'Andre SwiftRBCHI7TENStarter99.8%69.6%161.3023 RB-
Davante AdamsWRLV10@LACStarter100.0%82.2%162.4014 WR-
Gabriel DavisWRJAX12@MIAStarter91.8%19.1%117.6038 WR-
Tyreek HillWRMIA6JAXStarter100.0%83.4%260.802 WR-
Gerald Everett TECHI7TENStarter23.0%8.4%60.1025 TE-
Brett MaherKLAR6@DETStarter4.1%0.5%77.0031 K-
Washington CommandersD/STWAS14@TBStarter10.1%1.0%100.0032 D/ST-
Dak PrescottQBDAL7@CLEBench99.8%78.5%440.942 QB-
Eno BenjaminRBNO12CARBench1.5%0.0%0.00152 RB-
Devin Singletary RBNYG11MINBench93.1%37.1%139.3428 RB-
Kyren Williams RBLAR6@DETBench99.8%82.4%225.103 RB-
Mecole Hardman WRKC6BALBench4.5%0.0%11.70155 WR-
D.J. MooreWRCHI7TENBench100.0%81.2%193.505 WR-
Darius SlaytonWRNYG11MINBench24.0%1.5%101.1044 WR-
Adam ThielenWRCAR11@NOBench84.2%23.5%128.0030 WR-
Marquez Valdes-ScantlingWRBUF12ARIBench8.4%1.0%36.60102 WR-
Chigoziem OkonkwoTETEN5@CHIBench47.8%6.9%59.4026 TE-
Cincinnati BengalsD/STCIN12NEBench20.6%10.3%158.0019 D/ST-
Breece HallRBNYJ12@SFIR100.0%84.9%214.507 RB-
Khalil HerbertRBCHI7TENIR75.0%8.4%93.5041 RB-

Serendipity - Sean McNeil Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Kirk CousinsQBATL12PITStarter84.2%15.6%207.3423 QB-
Tony PollardRBTEN5@CHIStarter99.3%64.1%168.7018 RB-
Miles SandersRBCAR11@NOStarter57.7%3.2%63.1054 RB-
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN12NEStarter100.0%74.0%163.8013 WR-
Drake LondonWRATL12PITStarter98.0%69.8%105.3841 WR-
Donovan Peoples-JonesWRDET5LARStarter10.1%0.2%15.50143 WR-
Mark AndrewsTEBAL14@KCStarter95.0%54.5%90.4012 TE-
Graham GanoKNYG11MINStarter6.2%0.5%50.0033 K-
Kansas City ChiefsD/STKC6BALStarter53.4%38.1%183.009 D/ST-
Kenny PickettQBPHI5GBBench21.5%2.0%127.5033 QB-
Michael CarterRBARI11@BUFBench18.6%1.0%34.8069 RB-
James CookRBBUF12ARIBench100.0%83.4%191.5011 RB-
Antonio GibsonRBNE14@CINBench85.1%5.4%81.4043 RB-
Jaylen WarrenRBPIT9@ATLBench96.8%35.9%137.9030 RB-
Chase Claypool WRBUF12ARIBench9.9%0.5%13.70152 WR-
Brandin CooksWRDAL7@CLEBench78.5%15.1%119.2036 WR-
Amari CooperWRCLE10DALBench99.0%67.8%158.0016 WR-
Josh Palmer WRLAC5LVBench81.7%4.2%69.7065 WR-
Jameson WilliamsWRDET5LARBench89.1%11.4%56.3077 WR-
Robbie GouldK----byeBench0.8%0.0%0.0050 K-
Minnesota VikingsD/STMIN6@NYGBench16.5%5.4%162.0016 D/ST-

Team Sex - Dave Brown Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Joe BurrowQBCIN12NEStarter95.5%52.0%193.4625 QB-
Dalvin CookRBBAL14@KCStarter33.9%2.2%27.7074 RB-
David MontgomeryRBDET5LARStarter99.5%67.3%192.609 RB-
Mack HollinsWRBUF12ARIStarter3.2%0.0%25.10121 WR-
Justin JeffersonWRMIN6@NYGStarter100.0%81.4%136.4026 WR-
Christian KirkWRJAX12@MIAStarter92.3%42.6%95.3046 WR-
T.J. HockensonTEMIN6@NYGStarter96.0%30.9%125.004 TE-
Jason SandersKMIA6JAXStarter57.0%44.3%146.0012 K-
Miami DolphinsD/STMIA6JAXStarter67.5%45.9%196.006 D/ST-
Teddy BridgewaterQBDET5LARBench1.2%0.2%0.0086 QB-
Aaron RodgersQBNYJ12@SFBench82.9%6.2%0.00140 QB-
James ConnerRBARI11@BUFBench98.3%60.4%174.5015 RB-
Darrell HendersonRBLAR6@DETBench5.7%0.0%33.5070 RB-
Jonathan TaylorRBIND14HOUBench100.0%74.3%137.4031 RB-
Robbie Chosen WRMIA6JAXBench1.0%0.0%18.60135 WR-
Cooper Kupp WRLAR6@DETBench100.0%77.7%105.7040 WR-
Tyler LockettWRSEA10DENBench91.1%25.7%123.4034 WR-
Chris Olave WRNO12CARBench100.0%79.7%144.3024 WR-
Dustin HopkinsKCLE10DALBench25.0%14.9%149.0010 K-
Brandon McManusKWAS14@TBBench29.1%16.2%146.0011 K-
New England PatriotsD/STNE14@CINBench14.2%7.0%155.0021 D/ST-

The Replacements - Jeff Brown Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Geno SmithQBSEA10DENStarter54.2%11.1%291.2617 QB-
Austin EkelerRBWAS14@TBStarter99.8%54.7%138.4029 RB-
Tony Jones Jr.RBARI11@BUFStarter1.5%0.0%25.2081 RB-
Marquise BrownWRKC6BALStarter94.1%34.4%84.3052 WR-
DeVonta SmithWRPHI5GBStarter100.0%78.5%147.6022 WR-
Jaylen WaddleWRMIA6JAXStarter100.0%66.3%126.8031 WR-
Noah FantTESEA10DENStarter12.6%2.2%41.4033 TE-
Tyler BassKBUF12ARIStarter46.4%32.0%133.0017 K-
Los Angeles RamsD/STLAR6@DETStarter11.3%5.4%134.0029 D/ST-
Lamar JacksonQBBAL14@KCBench100.0%73.8%401.225 QB-
Tyler AllgeierRBATL12PITBench87.1%5.0%120.9034 RB-
Dontrell HilliardRBTEN5@CHIBench0.0%0.0%0.00201 RB-
Kareem HuntRBCLE10DALBench46.0%6.2%103.5038 RB-
Marquise GoodwinWRCLE10DALBench0.7%0.0%10.50161 WR-
Rondale MooreWRATL12PITBench22.8%1.2%65.4067 WR-
Alec Pierce WRIND14HOUBench18.8%1.7%63.4069 WR-
Allen RobinsonWRNYG11MINBench4.5%0.2%28.00117 WR-
JuJu Smith-Schuster WRNE14@CINBench13.4%1.0%32.00110 WR-
Greg DulcichTEDEN14@SEABench17.8%0.0%2.5098 TE-
Dallas GoedertTEPHI5GBBench92.6%50.0%77.3016 TE-
Jason MyersKSEA10DENBench59.0%44.8%158.003 K-

The Scrubs - Adam Schiesl Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Justin HerbertQBLAC5LVStarter95.5%25.0%290.6618 QB-
Ezekiel ElliottRBDAL7@CLEStarter90.8%23.0%124.5033 RB-
Christian McCaffreyRBSF9NYJStarter100.0%83.9%326.301 RB-
Keenan AllenWRCHI7TENStarter98.8%49.5%175.8610 WR-
Stefon DiggsWRHOU14@INDStarter100.0%80.4%167.8012 WR-
Jakobi MeyersWRLV10@LACStarter92.1%22.3%149.5820 WR-
Travis KelceTEKC6BALStarter99.8%82.7%127.403 TE-
Ryan SuccopK----byeStarter0.3%0.0%0.0068 K-
Philadelphia EaglesD/STPHI5GBStarter39.7%26.8%148.0026 D/ST-
Kyler MurrayQBARI11@BUFBench97.8%53.2%171.3627 QB-
AJ DillonRBGB10@PHIBench62.6%5.9%95.6040 RB-
D'Onta ForemanRBCLE10DALBench57.7%2.2%80.8044 RB-
Alexander MattisonRBLV10@LACBench65.1%5.0%105.4037 RB-
Brian Robinson Jr.RBWAS14@TBBench97.3%26.2%164.1022 RB-
Tyler BoydWRCIN12NEBench45.0%5.4%78.8055 WR-
Noah BrownWRHOU14@INDBench30.9%5.0%68.7066 WR-
Allen LazardWRNYJ12@SFBench15.3%0.2%37.10101 WR-
George PickensWRPIT9@ATLBench100.0%61.9%146.0023 WR-
Hayden HurstTELAC5LVBench8.4%0.2%24.4053 TE-
Younghoe KooKATL12PITBench65.2%46.1%138.0015 K-
New York JetsD/STNYJ12@SFBench80.4%56.4%206.004 D/ST-

Under Par - TJ Jones Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2023RNKPROJ
Tua TagovailoaQBMIA6JAXStarter97.5%43.6%362.869 QB-
Travis EtienneRBJAX12@MIAStarter100.0%86.1%224.404 RB-
Leonard FournetteRBBUF12ARIStarter9.2%0.2%4.00119 RB-
Chris GodwinWRTB11WASStarter94.3%53.5%126.2032 WR-
DeAndre HopkinsWRTEN5@CHIStarter96.0%55.7%148.6021 WR-
Deebo SamuelWRSF9NYJStarter100.0%80.2%183.808 WR-
Mike GesickiTECIN12NEStarter15.3%1.2%36.4041 TE-
Matt GayKIND14HOUStarter54.1%38.9%157.006 K-
Buffalo BillsD/STBUF12ARIStarter76.5%60.1%207.003 D/ST-
Tom BradyQB----byeBench0.7%0.0%0.0084 QB-
Daniel JonesQBNYG11MINBench30.7%2.2%70.9644 QB-
Carson WentzQBKC6BALBench3.7%0.0%31.1252 QB-
Kenneth GainwellRBPHI5GBBench50.5%3.0%68.7850 RB-
Myles GaskinRBMIN6@NYGBench0.7%0.0%0.00193 RB-
Melvin GordonRBBAL14@KCBench2.5%0.2%17.7090 RB-
Raheem MostertRBMIA6JAXBench98.5%44.3%243.702 RB-
Jamaal WilliamsRBNO12CARBench22.3%2.2%42.8062 RB-
A.J. BrownWRPHI5GBBench100.0%85.9%185.607 WR-
Robert WoodsWRHOU14@INDBench8.4%1.2%49.5083 WR-
Tyler ConklinTENYJ12@SFBench36.9%5.9%62.1021 TE-
Hunter HenryTENE14@CINBench52.2%7.7%77.9015 TE-