1. | Miami Dolphins | DEF | MIA | 10 | | WFSWolfenbuttel Spirits
| 68.9 | 94 | 5.53 | 4.33 | 2 | 5 | 10 |
2. | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | BAL | 13 | | WDWaco Davidians
| 81.4 | 94 | 5.53 | 6.67 | 6 | 9 | 3 |
3. | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | DAL | 7 | | JDIJust Do It
| 82.9 | 92 | 5.41 | 3.67 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | DEF | BUF | 13 | | DMSDallas Man Standing
| 76.0 | 89 | 5.24 | 6.00 | 10 | 5 | 4 |
5. | Indianapolis Colts | DEF | IND | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 36.5 | 89 | 5.24 | 2.33 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
6. | New York Jets | DEF | NYJ | 7 | | FWFlaming Whoopsies
| 79.6 | 89 | 5.24 | 6.33 | 7 | 3 | 3 |
7. | Cleveland Browns | DEF | CLE | 5 | | CBGChicago Beer Goggles
| 79.3 | 85 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
8. | Las Vegas Raiders | DEF | LV | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 34.7 | 84 | 4.94 | 6.33 | 1 | 12 | 13 |
9. | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | PIT | 6 | | JCRJohnson City Rhinos
| 60.8 | 82 | 4.82 | 4.67 | 2 | 6 | 3 |
10. | San Francisco 49ers | DEF | SF | 9 | | PAGJPalo Alto Disc Golf Jockeys
| 81.7 | 80 | 4.71 | 3.33 | 3 | 4 | 8 |
11. | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | 10 | | TTBThe Tripping Billies
| 52.7 | 79 | 4.65 | 4.67 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
12. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | TB | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 18.6 | 78 | 4.59 | 4.67 | 1 | 8 | 3 |
13. | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | SEA | 5 | | HCHawaii CaneFires
| 16.2 | 75 | 4.41 | 2.67 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
14. | Houston Texans | DEF | HOU | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 46.1 | 73 | 4.29 | 5.00 | 10 | 3 | 8 |
15. | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | CIN | 7 | | DMSDallas Man Standing
| 19.8 | 72 | 4.24 | 3.00 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
16. | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | 9 | | JCJJefferson City Jerkies
| 19.8 | 72 | 4.24 | 2.67 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
17. | New York Giants | DEF | NYG | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 12.6 | 71 | 4.18 | 7.00 | 7 | 5 | 1 |
18. | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | JAX | 9 | | WFSWolfenbuttel Spirits
| 23.7 | 71 | 4.18 | 4.00 | 7 | 2 | 4 |
19. | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | PHI | 10 | | CBGChicago Beer Goggles
| 38.3 | 70 | 4.12 | 3.33 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
20. | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | 13 | | TTTToledo Tomahawks
| 15.6 | 70 | 4.12 | 1.00 | 0 | 2 | 6 |
21. | Detroit Lions | DEF | DET | 9 | | WSNWindsor Nihilists
| 15.6 | 68 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
22. | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | LAC | 5 | | MHMMorgan Hill Meatheads
| 15.6 | 67 | 3.94 | 2.33 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
23. | Green Bay Packers | DEF | GB | 6 | | CFCPChippewa Falls Canoe Paddlers
| 16.2 | 67 | 3.94 | 4.33 | 6 | 2 | 6 |
24. | Chicago Bears | DEF | CHI | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 32.3 | 64 | 3.76 | 3.33 | 6 | 2 | 10 |
25. | New Orleans Saints | DEF | NO | 11 | | CFCPChippewa Falls Canoe Paddlers
| 33.5 | 64 | 3.76 | 3.67 | 6 | 1 | 7 |
26. | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | ATL | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 9.3 | 63 | 3.71 | 4.33 | 3 | 7 | 3 |
27. | Tennessee Titans | DEF | TEN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 6.0 | 61 | 3.59 | 2.00 | 1 | 3 | 8 |
28. | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | LAR | 10 | | TTTToledo Tomahawks
| 11.4 | 60 | 3.53 | 4.67 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
29. | Washington Commanders | DEF | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 10.2 | 57 | 3.35 | 1.33 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
30. | New England Patriots | DEF | NE | 11 | | GBCGreen Bay Cheeseheads
| 14.7 | 55 | 3.24 | 3.33 | 2 | 6 | 5 |
31. | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | ARI | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 3.3 | 51 | 3.00 | 1.00 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
32. | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 6.3 | 43 | 2.53 | 2.33 | 3 | 1 | 2 |