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Jabroni Mix 2023
All right, boys and girls, you know which one you are. The fantasy league you hate to love is back for its 23rd season. The draft will be on Sunday, September 3, 2023, at 9amET(8amCT)(Note: Pay attention to the time and Time zone they are set in.) Anything new will be in BOLD print.
Draft
Keepers
Each returning team was allowed to keep one player on last year's roster but not drafted in the top five rounds. The player they decided to keep will cost them the draft pick of the round that player was drafted in, minus 4 rounds. That will also be the same for this year, so keep that in mind during the draft. Of course, if you decide to keep a player for the 2nd year in a row, you will lose an additional 4 rounds. If possible, a 3rd year will cost you another 5 rounds. Keepers can only be kept for a max of 3 years. If your keeper is hurt before the draft starts, you can replace him with someone else from your keeper list. There are rules regarding free-agent pickups and their keeper status (Read Blind Bidding). Here are the owners, their keepers, and what draft pick they will not have.
Draft Order & Keepers 2023
JM Raw
Draft Order | Team | Player | Ro. Lost |
1 | Bacdafucup | Deshaun Watson | 11 |
2 | Double Doink | Devonta Smith | 5 |
3 | The Replacements | Kenny Pickett | 11 |
4 | Enigmas | Tony Pollard | 7 |
5 | HBK Express | Justin Jefferson | 2 |
6 | Ball So Hard U | D.K. Metcalf | 4 |
7 | New Team - Quan | Justin Fields | 6 |
8 | Deez Nutts | Kenneth Walker III | 11 |
9 | The Inevitable | Amon-Ra St. Brown | 5 |
10 | Eris Variants |
JM Smackdown
Draft Order | Team | Player | Ro. Lost |
1 | Fear Itself | Deshaun Watson | 8 |
2 | Against All Odds | Amari Cooper | 5 |
3 | Ghost-Face Killers | Jamarr Chase | 2 |
4 | The Boondock Saints | Kenny Pickett | 11 |
5 | Painted Platypus | Chris Olave | 11 |
6 | War Machine | Tony Pollard | 5 |
7 | Solid As A Rock | ||
8 | Legion of Doom | Tyler Lockett | 11 |
9 | Mighty Melons | Trevor Lawrence | 7 |
10 | Cordovas | Brian Robinson Jr. | 10 |
Schedule
Rules/Website
You can click "Rules" on the website to know the rules.
Starting Lineup Composition
NOTE: Playing an illegal lineup will result in your highest-scoring player that is illegal being removed from your lineup and not replaced if games have already been played.
Waiver Wire Blind Bidding Against Waiver Wire Cap /Plus Free Agent Pickups
Trades
Tiebreaker System
Select two other non-starting players or defenses as your tiebreakers when setting your starting lineup. Here's how the tiebreakers will work:
Tie-Breakers for playoff spots will go like this:
Injured Reserve
1. Only two injured reserved spots are allowed per team. Eligibility to be placed on the IR will require that the player is listed as OUT on the official NFL injury report (https://www.nfl.com/injuries/ - Friday for Sunday games, Saturday for Monday games), announced as OUT on GameDay, or on the COVID list. This also includes any players on injured reserve and the PUP list. It will be up to YOU to get the player added to IR before the start of their game that week.
2. If a player did not play (ruled OUT), that player is eligible to remain/be placed on the IR until the following week's injury report. The player can also stay on the IR if the player is on BYE the following week.
Scoring
If a player scores outside the listed range in the rules, the needed range will be introduced following the already-established pattern.
League Accounting
$3100 (20 owners x $155 entry fee)
($130) (Website fee)
$2970
($140) (High score $5 x 14 weeks x 2 conferences)
$2,830
($400) (2 regular season conference champions - $200 each)
$2430
($960) (6 other playoff teams - $160 each)
$1470
($500) (4 1st rd winners- $125 each)
$970
($350) (2 playoff conference Champions- $175 each)
$620
($420) (Jabroni Bowl Champion)
$200
($100) (Sewer Bowl Champion)
$100
($50) (NFL Picks Winner) Ends Week 17/Week 18 is used as a tiebreaker if necessary.
$50
($50) (NFL Survivor Pool Winner) - Ends Week 18
Consider your league fee as NON-REFUNDABLE. Once the season starts, your team is paid for, but that doesn't necessarily mean you'll be the one that finishes with it. Suppose there are times during the season you are not making necessary moves to field a competitive team (installing a full starting lineup, making free agent pickups to fill the roster, etc.). In that case, I will remove you from the league and give your team to someone in waiting. It should be an easy sell since your team will already be paid for, and the new owner will still have a shot at winning money. In the worst-case scenario, if I can't find a new owner, I will arrange for the team to be run temporarily by a few select owners in the opposite conference.
Min | Max | |
---|---|---|
Quarterback | 0 | 15 |
Running Back | 0 | 15 |
Wide Receiver | 0 | 15 |
Tight End | 0 | 15 |
Defense/Sp Team | 0 | 15 |
Quarterback | 1 | to | 1 |
Running Back | 2 | to | 2 |
Wide Receiver | 2 | to | 4 |
Tight End | 1 | to | 2 |
Defense/Sp Team | 1 | to | 2 |
Flex ( QB RB WR TE limit 1QB ) | 0 | to | 2 |
Week 1 | Sat Sep 7 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Sep 9 11:00pm ET |
Week 2 | Sat Sep 14 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Sep 16 10:00pm ET |
Week 3 | Sat Sep 21 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Sep 23 10:00pm ET |
Week 4 | Sat Sep 28 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Sep 30 10:00pm ET |
Week 5 | Sat Oct 5 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Oct 7 10:00pm ET |
Week 6 | Sat Oct 12 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Oct 14 10:00pm ET |
Week 7 | Sat Oct 19 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Oct 21 10:00pm ET |
Week 8 | Sat Oct 26 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Oct 28 10:00pm ET |
Week 9 | Sat Nov 2 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Nov 4 10:00pm ET |
Week 10 | Sat Nov 9 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Nov 11 10:00pm ET |
Week 11 | Sat Nov 16 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Nov 18 10:00pm ET |
Week 12 | Sat Nov 23 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Nov 25 10:00pm ET |
Week 13 | Sat Nov 30 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Dec 2 10:00pm ET |
Week 14 | Sat Dec 7 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Dec 9 10:00pm ET |
Playoff Week 1 | Sat Dec 14 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Dec 16 10:00pm ET |
Playoff Week 2 | Sat Dec 21 9:00am ET | thru | Mon Dec 23 10:00pm ET |
Playoff Week 3 | Sat Dec 28 9:00am ET | thru | Sun Dec 29 10:00pm ET |
Offseason | Sat Jan 4 9:00am ET | thru | Sat Mar 1 12:00am ET |
Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 12:00am ET | thru | Sat Sep 7 11:59pm ET |
Week 2 | Tue Sep 10 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Sep 14 11:59pm ET |
Week 3 | Tue Sep 17 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Sep 21 11:59pm ET |
Week 4 | Tue Sep 24 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Sep 28 11:59pm ET |
Week 5 | Tue Oct 1 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Oct 5 11:59pm ET |
Week 6 | Tue Oct 8 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Oct 12 11:59pm ET |
Week 7 | Tue Oct 15 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Oct 19 11:59pm ET |
Week 8 | Tue Oct 22 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Oct 26 11:59pm ET |
Week 9 | Tue Oct 29 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Nov 2 11:59pm ET |
Week 10 | Tue Nov 5 7:00am ET | thru | Sat Nov 9 11:59pm ET |
General | |
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League Entry | $155 |
Wins and Losses | |
Losses | $0 |
Ties | $0 |
Wins Credit | $0 |
Roster Moves | |
Each Player Acquired | $0 |
Each Player Acquired via Waivers | $0 |
Each Player Acquired via Free Agency | $0 |
Each Player Released | $0 |
Each Player Placed on I/R | $0 |
Each Player Activated from I/R | $0 |
Lineup Moves | |
Each Player Started | $0 |
Each Player Benched | $0 |
Trades | |
Each Trade | $0 |
Each Player Traded Away | $0 |
Each Player Traded For | $0 |