Guest of the League
Points
| SHARTS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Dark Night | 0 | |
 | 1-BUC 2-PAC | 0 | |
 | Baby Retard | 0 | |
 | Massapequa Mud Dogs | 0 | |
| BACON STRIPS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Poontanglers | 0 | |
 | The Really Gay Boys | 0 | |
 | He says he is The Fucking Man | 0 | |
 | Hogbodies | 0 | |
| SKID MARKS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | John Hates Me | 0 | |
 | Matzah Balls | 0 | |
 | MEAN MACHINE | 0 | |
 | Bucs Fan | 0 | |
