Guest of the League
| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | SAL | THRU | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Derek Carr | QB | NO | 11 | $9 | 2025 | TEN | ||||||
| Devon Achane | RB | MIA | 10 | $5 | 2026 | @LAC | ||||||
| Rachaad White | RB | TB | 5 | $5 | 2025 | @MIN | ||||||
| Tank Dell | WR | HOU | 7 | $4 | 2025 | @BAL | ||||||
| Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA | 5 | $21 | 2024 | LAR | ||||||
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET | 9 | $2 | 2025 | @KC | ||||||
| Cade Otton | TE | TB | 5 | $8 | 2025 | @MIN | ||||||
| Myles Garrett | DL | CLE | 5 | $8 | 2025 | CIN | ||||||
| Frankie Luvu | LB | WAS | 14 | $10 | 2024 | ARI | ||||||
| Quincy Williams | LB | NYJ | 7 | $2 | 2026 | BUF | ||||||
| D.J. Reed | DB | NYJ | 7 | $2 | 2026 | BUF | ||||||
| Justin Fields | QB | PIT | 6 | $5 | 2026 | SF | ||||||
| Jared Goff | QB | DET | 9 | $1 | 2024 | @KC | ||||||
| Christian McCaffrey | RB | SF | 9 | $60 | 2024 | @PIT | ||||||
| Davante Adams | WR | LV | 13 | $25 | 2025 | @DEN | ||||||
| Trey Palmer | WR | TB | 5 | $3 | 2027 | @MIN | ||||||
| Hayden Hurst | TE | LAC | 5 | $5 | 2024 | MIA | ||||||
| Demarcus Lawrence | DL | DAL | 7 | $6 | 2024 | @NYG | ||||||
| Bobby Okereke | LB | NYG | 13 | $3 | 2026 | DAL | ||||||
| Kyzir White | LB | ARI | 14 | $3 | 2024 | @WAS | ||||||
| Taron Johnson | DB | BUF | 13 | $5 | 2024 | @NYJ | ||||||
| TAXI SQUAD | ||||||||||||
Team Salary: $192
Starters: 0.00 pts
Bench: 0.00 pts
Under the league limit of 60 non-IR players. Team has 21 players.
Game Schedule
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | vs | Sin City Black Hole | ||||||
| Week 2 | vs | Money Beach Million $$$ Men | ||||||
| Week 3 | vs | Mountain State Crusade | ||||||
| Week 4 | vs | Steel City Mafia | ||||||
| Week 5 | vs | Space Mountain Fun 'N Gun | ||||||
| Week 6 | vs | River City Armada | ||||||
| Week 7 | vs | Sawskitahn Bonesaws | ||||||
| Week 8 | vs | Chi Town Bootleggers | ||||||
| Week 9 | vs | Sacramento Bees | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Bunkleville Drunken Sailors | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Mid Ohio Valley Replacements | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Ar Ramadi Marauders | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Death Valley Undertakers | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 5 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
Transactions
| Off Taxi Squad | Justin Shorter WR BUF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 12:40pm ET |
| Released | Cameron Dicker K LAC | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Troy Andersen LB ATL | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Jason Pinnock DB NYG | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Tyson Campbell DB JAX | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Tutu Atwell WR LAR | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Dre Greenlaw LB SF | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Zach Sieler DL MIA | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Desmond King DB HOU | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | D'Onta Foreman RB CLE | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Dalvin Cook RB BAL | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Jalen Ramsey DB MIA | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
Trades
| Traded | Joe Burrow QB CIN $40 waiver wire bid money Rnd 1, Pick 6 Rnd 2, Pick 6 Rnd 3, Pick 6 2025 Draft, Rnd 1 2025 Draft, Rnd 2 2025 Draft, Rnd 3 | to Space Mountain Fun 'N Gun | Jared Goff QB DET Christian McCaffrey RB SF Justin Fields QB PIT Rnd 4, Pick 13 2025 Draft, Rnd 5 (from Mountain State Crusade) 2026 Draft, Rnd 4 | Week 1 | Accepted by South Park Cows Wed Mar 27 10:15pm ET |
Salary Cap: $500
| ROSTER | CAP ADJUSTMENTS | NET CAP | $192 | $0 | $500 |
|---|
Net Cap is base salary cap plus adjustments to team's cap.
Team Information
Owner:
Anthony Oberman
Division:
NFC
