Vegas Lifers Standings (Through week 16)     Overall Division Non-Division Points For Points Against   East W L T % GB Streak W L T % W L T % Tot Hi Lo Avg Tot Hi Lo Avg Sideswipe 11 2 0 .846 0 WON 5 6 0 0 1.000 5 2 0 .714 1,205.0 127.2 70.6 92.69 1,054.6 99.4 61.4 81.12 carrot face 8 5 0 .615 3 LOST 1 2 4 0 .333 6 1 0 .857 1,030.0 121.0 61.0 79.23 932.8 102.0 47.8 71.75 Dottie Bag's 6 7 0 .462 5 WON 1 4 2 0 .667 2 5 0 .286 906.1 102.0 48.6 69.70 1,007.3 111.1 48.5 77.48 The Degenerate 4 9 0 .308 7 LOST 3 0 6 0 .000 4 3 0 .571 971.1 123.4 48.5 74.70 1,011.4 103.4 50.3 77.80     Overall Division Non-Division Points For Points Against   North W L T % GB Streak W L T % W L T % Tot Hi Lo Avg Tot Hi Lo Avg Kelly's Roast Beef 10 3 0 .769 0 LOST 1 5 1 0 .833 5 2 0 .714 1,114.5 110.4 42.6 85.73 1,001.5 127.2 54.7 77.04 Polo Cologno 7 6 0 .538 3 LOST 1 3 3 0 .500 4 3 0 .571 1,077.2 111.1 49.3 82.86 1,033.8 123.4 48.6 79.52 Greased Lightning 3 10 0 .231 7 WON 1 2 4 0 .333 1 6 0 .143 1,018.4 99.7 47.8 78.34 1,115.5 111.5 45.6 85.81 UNDEFEATED 3 10 0 .231 7 WON 1 2 4 0 .333 1 6 0 .143 908.0 112.2 45.6 69.85 1,083.8 121.0 42.6 83.37     Overall Division Non-Division Points For Points Against   South W L T % GB Streak W L T % W L T % Tot Hi Lo Avg Tot Hi Lo Avg Riker's Dick warmer 9 4 0 .692 0 WON 4 5 1 0 .833 4 3 0 .571 1,101.6 111.0 59.2 84.74 911.2 104.0 48.5 70.09 Doug's Gay Friend 8 5 0 .615 1 WON 2 4 2 0 .667 4 3 0 .571 1,095.2 105.5 69.7 84.25 947.7 90.2 56.5 72.90 Beanie Wells 5 8 0 .385 4 LOST 2 2 4 0 .333 3 4 0 .429 961.1 111.5 48.5 73.93 1,134.3 112.2 55.5 87.25 Fat, Drunk & Stupid 4 9 0 .308 5 LOST 3 1 5 0 .167 3 4 0 .429 1,003.3 96.2 56.8 77.18 1,157.6 111.0 59.2 89.05