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Papa you’re such a bitch. Stop sucking klubers dick. He wouldn’t be shit  if you didn’t stop giving him your players every year at the end of the season. This league is so colluded because of shitbags like you. You are pathetic man. 👨 . I agree with heat on this one. Plus our commish is a bitch because he has no bsllx to actually investigate the non sense that is actually going on in this league 

Dude you’re such a loser. Nothing better to do than dig back to find old posts. Get a hobby or something. It’s beautiful out go outside and enjoy the fresh air. 

Munson wrote:

Wow Kluber predictably showing his class once again. Blah blah blah same old shit from you. How do you personally attack someone you’ve never met behind a keyboard. How did I somehow turn it up last year. I’m a 2 time champ and 2 time runner up and made playoffs every year except 1. 

anyone know what years this guy was 2 time champ

Fake news 

Munson wrote:

When Springer goes in the first round everyone who rejected my offers for mid picks will look little silly. Just saying 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Mick Abel SP MIN
• Shane Bieber SP TOR
• Charlie Condon CF COL
• Chase DeLauter CF CLE
• Edward Florentino CF PIT
• Matt Shaw 3B CHC
• Tyler Soderstrom LF LV
• Fernando Tatis Jr. RF SD
• Ryan Waldschmidt LF ARI

Positions Needed:

• P
• 3B

I have a ton of Star OF. Looking to move one or even a couple for 3B or SP. Condon will be 1B eligible as well when he gets the call. Open to all ideas or packages. Waldschmidt next 5 tool stud. Tatis waiting to breakout and will Be 2B eligible by all sta

Why are we posting private messages from another league. And what’s the beef with Mango   He’s hasn’t said shit all year. Unless I missed something 

Yo, I Clubbed Lang, yeah still living in the past I can see. Now that ive built my team up in 3yrs, how did our head to head go? Oh thats right, I kicked your tiny little dick in. But then again nothing new, you're only .500 against me when I was rebuilding. You'll be under .200 by the time we're done. How about we live in the present.

As a group we need to come up with under over how many times got clubbed Lang mentions he won 3 yrs in a row when talking shit in the future after he loses this yr. Need the odds

Great stuff fellas. 

Yeah welfare check was what throwin meatballs is collecting from his many years of being ass. 

Kluber, for starters, you should be exhausted by now. As much as you run your mouth to start with, could you imagine how well rested you'd be if you didnt start the shit every yr. And as much of the past you continue to live in and try to catch up to the present that'll tire you out too

Computer, lol man. You wanna call me retarded, you say strider sucks but you literally tried to trade for him on several occasions. Then you throw in the brice turang thing in about how he wouldnt even make your roster and yet he's 2nd in scoring among 2B. Is it cuz I wouldnt trade him to you, you didnt gwt ehat you wanted so now you out to bad mouth anyway you can. Lol, I tried to tell you about turang n you wouldnt listen. Then got mad n said youll make playoffs n I wont. Lack of intelligence will get you every time

Well to start he send me Maysnn Winn (who the hell is that) for woo yesterday 

I’m new to the league what’s his legendary trade offers?

I am with you, Munson.  I was just about to send a welfare check to Mango's house when I received one of his legendary trade offers.  Mango is, indeed, alive and well.

What happened to Mango 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Bryan Woo SP SEA

Positions Needed:

• P
• C
• 1B
• 2B
• 3B
• SS
• OF

Will Looking for elite 3B/U and or SP. couple offers out don’t want old aged out vets looking to trade today

Exhausting isn’t it? Guy loves one week results rather than years of matchups when it matters. Would rather beat me in a meaningless week 2 matchup than come close to the playoffs. He also thinks Nick foles is the greatest QB of all time cause he beat Brady in a Super Bowl. That’s how his lagging little brain works. 

I don't have the strength to argue with this level of retardation.  

And Spencer Strider isn't good, huh?! Weird, that's why people have kept trying to trade for him, right?! Takes couple years to come back from Tommy John, but looking who I'm talking to. I expected you guys to know that and that's my fault, I should've known that knowledge is out of reach for ya. Not to mention, I offered Computer Blue Brice Turang before last season and he say's he's not good enough to make his roster. 1 year later, before this season started, he tries to trade for him. lol can't make this shit up. Computer is just a fantasy stud over there. Kicked his dick in last yr H2H. You took over a team that took 2nd the year before, you drove it into the ground. What a stud. You guys wanna keep talking but yet you're not even above .500 against me. 

Computer Blue, go kick rocks.You haven't been in the league long enough to know whats been said in the past so just stay out of it. Just because you're bored and need attention doesn't mean get in the middle of this. You're trash, just like your trade offers. Oh wow, not missing them for half the yr. And you're not managing. You won't even sniff the playoffs. I have 3 SP out for the whole yr, not half, not couple weeks. No one has been ravaged by injuries in the past like I have, half my team on IL barely being able to field a full team to start as my backups who healthy were prospects. I took over a shit team, I decided to eat the money for 2-3yrs knowing I'm going to lose. So do us all a favor and stfu.

Kluber, lost thousands is laughable. I'm only in this league for $750 so far eating money building a team. Thats nothing, I win thousands upon thousands every yr in all sports in fantasy. I win thousands upon thousands sports betting. I win thousands upon thousands playing poker every yr. I get paid thousands just by running other people fantasy teams for them winning. I'm Diamond rated in every sport but you won't go H2H with me. Every yr, all yr Kluber wants to start the shit talking, it's funny. He's more drama than a woman. He keeps coming back for me because he knows I'm a genuine threat, only .500 H2H against me even though he belittles me and my team....hmmm, cause for concern. I live rent free in his head, I'm always on his mind. Always chirpin at me. He attacks every little thing you say, he'll attack your height even though he doesn't know you. He's terrible at shit talking, he's insecure, he's a pussy. He's so arrogant n full of himself that he doesn't give props to anyone, no one else can do anything. He has to try put others down so he can feel good about himself. lol he's absolutely pathetic, I can't image being in his state of mind having to resort to belittling people in order to feel good. For someone that's won 3 yrs in a row, you sure keep your focus on me a lot when you claim my team is nothing and I'm nothing. I appreciate you for keeping me relevant and in your thoughts daily

I feel kind of stupid having a team name that I’m clobbering someone in it and it will be me the one who gets clobbered all season long 🤣…. 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Mick Abel SP MIN
• Shane Bieber SP TOR
• Charlie Condon CF COL
• Chase DeLauter CF CLE
• Seth Hernandez SP PIT
• Jackson Holliday 2B BAL
• Max Muncy 3B LV
• JR Ritchie SP ATL
• Adley Rutschman C BAL
• Matt Shaw 3B CHC
• Tyler Soderstrom LF LV
• Bryan Woo SP SEA

Positions Needed:

• P
• C
• 1B
• 2B
• 3B
• SS
• OF

Will Looking for elite 3B/U and or SP

This guy is whining about Strider like he's still good.  I've already lost Hunter Greene, Hunter Brown and Ryan Pepiot for basically half the season and I'm still hanging in there.  Wah!!  

“GUYS! I know I’ve lost you thousands of dollars cause strider has been hurt and NO ONE ELSE deals with injures but guys were so close to finishing higher than 8th place” 

⬆️ Throwin heat to his imaginary friends that “pay him to run teams” whine standing on a chair pretending to be 6’3 

I with you, Computer Blue.  I donate my $250 every year just to see the inevitable 4-5 blow-ups every year.  I will occasionally congratulate the winner, but the "quit blowing Kluber" comments aren't as funny as the banter we have going now.  I hope Mango is ok, because he is usually legendary for his comments.  

Welcome to the league!!!

This sucks ... How am I not involved in this?  I'll just sit back and eat some popcorn.  I like the entertainment on this rainy, Saturday morning.

I'm 6'3", and yeah, you dont have much to say because you know its true. You're scared to face me when you dont benefit entirely. You have 80 teams just in mlb, ppl dont just stop when they can make money. I have a ton of teams in every sport, do you see me stopping? No i dont, I challenge people especially people that cock off and are full of themselves. Ones who lie, dont tell the whole story. Ones who cock off about the past when they cant figure out how they got their dick kicked in by 120 with a team missing a lot of good SP, THIS yr. Not to mention, I get paid to run other people's teams for a reason. Ive stated that over the years, do people pay you to do that? Nah, no they dont. But i suppose as someone who is full of themselves, you prob dont have any friends to even have that option

I challenged you to join this league with me and you bitched out. Making the excuse, "i have too many teams." As someone who has a ton of teams, you would join this league cuz you want more. Not someone who stops at 1 or 2.  You're trash, you're a pussy.....league standings of the league I challenged you to join with me, you know same starting point. Not where I'm behind the 8 ball, im in 1st. Where you at? Oh you bitched out

Lol yeah I did rebuild. Ive had Jordan walker his whole career, whats he doing now? Ive had Strider lost to Tommy John thats takes 2 years minimum to come back from. I could go on and on about the prospects ive built up and are getting playing time now and producing... strange. You spew a bunch of shit that isnt true to fit YOUR narrative not the actual truth. You couldn't pick up a whole roster of waiver wire players n be competitive. Timeline, I took over a shit team, ive only been in this league 3 full yrs. You cant say 4 cuz we havent even finished this yr. And while I took over a shit team and have rebuilt, your team is only .500 at best vs me. As someone who has Jobe out, strider out, Pablo Lopez out, horton out, I still kicked your fucking dick in by 120pts last week and you have better than waiver wire pickups on your team. And for someone that supposedly isnt any good you say and my team sucks, you still tried to trade for players I had. Why would you do that if I suck and my team has always sucked. Ive had worse luck than you have with injured stars but you fail to acknowledge that. People leaving EVERY week on mon or Tuesday missing entire week and losing the match by 10pts or less. You're so delusional its unbelievable, you just say shit to fit, again, YOUR narrative and not the full truth. You said 2-3yrs you could be competitive with waiver wire players, again ive only been in this league 3 full yrs, not 4 so again youre inaccurate with your statements. Dude just mad at me cuz I called him out on his BS couple years ago and he will refuse to give credit where credit is due (me) cuz hes high on himself and a true threat to taking him out as is Munson. Ive challenged you to head to head with same starting point for couple years now and you still bitch out. You wont play me head to head......You're a bitch, a woman who causes more drama than actual women do.

Wow Kluber predictably showing his class once again. Blah blah blah same old shit from you. How do you personally attack someone you’ve never met behind a keyboard. How did I somehow turn it up last year. I’m a 2 time champ and 2 time runner up and made playoffs every year except 1. 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Travis Bazzana 2B CLE
• Dylan Crews OF WSH
• Liam Doyle SP STL
• Logan Henderson SP MIL
• Agustin Ramirez C MIA
• Cole Young 2B SEA

Positions Needed:

• P

Willing to trade youth and/or picks for decent SPs.

Always good to have you in leagues with me Brook. An actual competitor. The core of this league has been here every year I believe which is awesome. Throwin heat obviously isn’t the brightest as you see by his lack of ability to understand jokes that are so dumbed down most of our kindergarten kids can understand. Fun fact throwing heat has now been trying to “rebuild cause I took over a garbage team” for 4 years now and hasn’t got out of the bottom 8 worst teams. I could draft all free agents starting next year and be competitive by year 2-3. He’s a donation bank. You can also see Munson is a smug,  jealous,  fake tough guy who really turned it up last year for some reason. Same guy trying to slide in my DMs with comments filled with lol earlier this year trying to make friendly chatter, got ignored then chose to delete the messages (twice). Real soft type.

Everyone else is really cool. Papa always competitive in leagues we’re in, Chicago elite with a nice squad and building, dirk and computer blue (DJ and Yahtzee) always active and competitive, prime crime whose right on the cusp of stopping me from my FOURTH straight ship. And I’m sure you’ll retool your squad to get “your guys” like I do as we see by tradeMASTER kluber usually paying and overpaying by a lot to get my guys. But usually it’s active enough with deals on messages. I try not to even engage back and forth with heat he writes dumb stuff too much and it’s not worth it he will never understand. Anyway, cheers to the weekend. Good luck all come get my trophy(s). 

Sincerely yours, Back to back to back CHAMP, 

Kluber Lang 9. 🏆 🏆 🏆 

Oh you were Closers. He tried to win with all closers and no starters. Didn’t work out so he bailed. This is a funny league. With your attitude you’ll fit right in. Welcome 

Sorry no disrespect just didn’t know who you were. Lots of ass kissers thought you were one of them. My bad   Good luck to you. 

Kluber is a Master Tradesman.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im dead

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Willy Adames SS SF
• Carlos Correa SS HOU
• Jhoan Duran SP PHI
• Josh Hader RP HOU
• Cade Smith RP CLE
• Ezequiel Tovar SS COL
• Devin Williams RP NYM

With that said anyone looking to take down Munson and kluber pick up some win now pieces for prospects or draft picks… Munson and kluber offers are always welcome from you guys

Munson are you high or just incredibly stupid? Please explain how I am a ass kisser when I named my team “kluber clobberer” with my mascot bitch slapping a Indian mascot with a kluber jersey on it… 

I bought an orphan team that used to be the closers yes my team is garbage and I’m not beating anyone any time soon in fact I might not even win a game this whole season, Hey Munson let’s have some fun with this brother your 2-0 and the league leader in points you got this in the bag as long as you don’t choke on your own ambition

Cloberer what was your old name ?  I can’t remember which ass kisser you were. I get you guys confused 

In response to all this collusion talk I decided to change my team name to show what I think about kluber collusion 🤣 I’m not serious kluber no cheater. KLUBER is a master tradesman

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Corbin Carroll CF ARI

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for a very good pitchers

Yeah pretty much, lol. There's truth to every joke

Me supporting papa➡️ 👬

Investigative? You guys have made it clear over the years you're in a lot of leagues together. I didn't have to look up shit. Not much to investigate with the comments. You guys blow each other, you guys support each other in every argument. Only 1 person involved n the other comes in sticking their nose in it to their defense. Add recent comments, yeah makes sense

Kluber, collusion is funny huh?! Being you n Big Papa are in a lot of other leagues together, I bet he's helped you win a lot so you guys can split the winnings

Well Big Papa, thats collusion if you keep supplying the same person over and over helping him win. Thats a problem 

🤣🤣 

I suppose I can't run smack talk at Chicago since he beat me by 100 points this week.  Perhaps an all-catcher lineup will work?

Obviously, my strategy is flawed, as I seem to finish a solid 7th place every year.  I am just hoping to have enough players at the end of the year to supply Kluber the ammunition he needs for another (4th?) championship.  I am like Kluber's minor league team.  I think I should get a ring for at least one of his championships.

Chicago, your team is STRONG. Great start and Junior hasn’t even gotten hot yet. Glad we’re all back and competing boys it’s a long long haul. 🍻 to everyone 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Carlos Correa SS HOU
• Jhoan Duran SP PHI
• Lucas Erceg RP KC
• Josh Hader RP HOU
• George Klassen SP LAA
• Luis Severino SP LV
• Cade Smith RP CLE
• Spencer Steer 1B CIN
• Ezequiel Tovar SS COL
• Devin Williams RP NYM

Teams looking to win now I got some pieces for either picks or prospects or both

Wow did Chicago say it’s his year if he can stay healthy?  What a slap in the face to the 3 time defending champ. 

I’m surprised three of them haven’t sold already. A top end pitcher for a catcher seems reasonable. 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Travis Bazzana 2B CLE
• Josue De Paula CF LAD
• Michael Harris II LF ATL
• Carter Jensen C KC
• Royce Lewis 3B MIN
• Kazuma Okamoto 3B TOR
• Vinnie Pasquantino 1B KC
• Jeremy Pena SS HOU
• Agustin Ramirez C MIA
• Austin Riley 3B ATL
• Cole Young 2B SEA

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for a solid SP

✝️

I'm just here so I dont get fined

What catcher do you like most?

I'm not gonna say. Convo between him and I on Catchers n possible trades. I dont wanna shed any positive or negative light that could have an impact on trades outside of me with his Catchers. My logic could change the value in those trades for either side involved. We wouldve included you if it was anyone else business. 

What you say brother? Keep us in the loop 

Kluber, Chicago was replying to something I said. 

What logic? Let’s go public. Also catchers are a wasteland even the top 2-3 are barely average U spots let’s move on to blockbuster deals 

Hehe

I didn't know we had bye weeks in fantasy baseball.....weird

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Travis Bazzana 2B CLE
• Michael Harris II LF ATL
• Royce Lewis 3B MIN
• Kazuma Okamoto 3B TOR
• Jeremy Pena SS HOU
• Austin Riley 3B ATL
• Cole Young 2B SEA

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for a solid SP

Who are you trading for that?

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Royce Lewis 3B MIN
• Kazuma Okamoto 3B TOR
• Austin Riley 3B ATL

Positions Needed:

• P
• OF

Looking for a solid SP or OF

4 Peat Loading. 7 days 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Dylan Crews OF WSH
• Michael Harris II LF ATL
• Andy Pages LF LAD
• Austin Riley 3B ATL
• Cam Smith RF HOU

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking to move Riley and an OF for a solid SP. Or a OF for anything else.

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Oneil Cruz CF PIT
• Brent Rooker DH LV
• Seiya Suzuki LF CHC
• Mike Trout CF LAA

Positions Needed:

• P

P or IFs

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Oneil Cruz CF PIT
• Brent Rooker DH LV
• Seiya Suzuki LF CHC
• Mike Trout CF LAA

Positions Needed:

• C
• 2B
• 3B

3B and/or C

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• CJ Abrams SS WSH
• JR Ritchie SP ATL
• Tyler Soderstrom LF LV
• Fernando Tatis Jr. RF SD
• Bryan Woo SP SEA

Positions Needed:

• P
• C
• 1B
• 2B
• 3B
• SS
• OF

Will consider offers. Looking for elite 3B and or SP

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Dylan Crews OF WSH
• Michael Harris II LF ATL
• Royce Lewis 3B MIN
• Kazuma Okamoto 3B TOR
• Andy Pages LF LAD
• Agustin Ramirez C MIA
• Cam Smith RF HOU

Positions Needed:

• P

Trade Block Update

Looking to move my 10th and 11th round picks for picks in next years draft. Let me know.

Sent counter. Only looking to move Woo at the moment not both 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Bryan Woo SP SEA

Positions Needed:

• P
• C
• 1B
• 2B
• 3B
• SS
• OF

Will consider offers

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Agustin Ramirez C MIA

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for similar value at pitcher or would package him with someone to get an upgrade.

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Travis Bazzana 2B CLE
• Michael Harris II LF ATL
• Jacob Misiorowski SP MIL
• Josh Naylor 1B SEA
• Vinnie Pasquantino 1B KC
• Jeremy Pena SS HOU

Upgraded pitcher or bat? Just interested to see what's out there.

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Oneil Cruz CF PIT
• Seiya Suzuki LF CHC
• Mike Trout CF LAA

Positions Needed:

• C
• 2B
• 3B

For best draft picks and/or upgrade

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Oneil Cruz CF PIT
• Seiya Suzuki LF CHC
• Mike Trout CF LAA

For best draft picks and/or upgrade

Looking to move a couple of my 2nds for a 1st and much later pick.

When Springer goes in the first round everyone who rejected my offers for mid picks will look little silly. Just saying 

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Rafael Devers DH SF

Devers on the block for a package

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Josh Naylor 1B SEA
• Vinnie Pasquantino 1B KC
• Jeremy Pena SS HOU

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for a solid SP

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

• Josh Naylor 1B SEA
• Vinnie Pasquantino 1B KC
• Jeremy Pena SS HOU

Positions Needed:

• P

Looking for a solid SP