

I'm getting closer to the bottom every day. My team stinks as bad as Costanzas. :)
If my team's score gets to 0 before Zuma's gets to 100....do I instantly win the league? We're livin' in a society you know!! I'm waiting for On The Black to rocketship to the extreme bottom of the league standings....claiming total defeat!!
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Kommen sie zu papa....On The Black!! You're falling like my blood pressure after I pop a Losartan!! Welcome to Standings Hell!! Now excuse me while I go make love to your mother!!
Yikes! I've fallen back to Costanza territory.
I'm sinking like the old man that was on the Andrea Doria (the luxury Italian Liner that sunk in the 1950's) that was competing against George to be able to take over an apartment that became available after the previous elderly tenant died!!
Hey Costanza! Your ship is sinking. Maybe that whale will save you. ..... the sea was angry that day my friends......
Just wait for Ohtani to get going
Does the rest of this league even have a pulse? I know you're out there because I can hear you moaning!! Wait...I think that's just Funny Smell crying in the corner. It's the Long Ball League and not the Long Ball Morgue!! I promise you that if you interact maybe once a month that nobody will make fun of you....wait....sorry I can't make that promise. George is getting upset!!
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