#1 Lou Orleans  5-0  The only perfect record.  After week one this team has scored well over 70 and this week was the best production yet with 87.   Saquan was mostly a non factor last week until the 3^rd quarter.  Then somehow wide open for a 50  yard TD catch.  That was enough.  5 and 0.  This team seems destined.  You don’t think Lou could be??? 

#2  MIkings 4-1  3 game win streak, one loss and most league points.  A bit of luck,  3 opponents failed to score 50 but I’ll take it.  Surprise star on the team?  (other than Puca)   Waiver wire pick up Dalton Kincaid!  Leading all Tight Ends in 2025 fantasy points.

#3  Kansas Smitty 3-2   Welcome to the starting lineup Matthew Stafford!   This guy is on fire.  2 300+  yard games and 6 TDs the last 2 weeks.  Brent has other guys putting it in the endzone too.  Rome, JK Dobbins, and Pittman.   Hosts 3-2 Patlanta this week

#4  Commandovichs 2-3  HUGE win over Rory 99-93.  Even after leaving 28 Baker points on the bench in liu of 6 from Jaden Daniels.  Those 2 receivers with unpronounceable names from the new testament Njigba and Egbuka are producing.  J’marr came to play also in week 5 with 2 TDs and 110 yards.  Is my preseason #1 back on track?  Needs a win this week.

#5 Seahanks  3-2  After a win with the SLIMMEST of margins over Jeff, gets Doug puts him away easily.  That was even after Zach Ertz was catchless.  All others came to produce something and that added up to almost 90 points. Still has tough QB decision every week.  Love, Fields, or Caleb?  Rory this week.  Pretty even matchup.

#6 Douganeers 2-3  A second under .500 team in the top 6?  Yes.  You just can’t tell which Doug team will show up. The 50 point team or the 100 point team?  Well last week was his worst yet with 46 and got spanked by Hank.  At least the Kyren 30 wouldn’t have mattered and doesn’t have to live with that mistake.  St. Brown has been a good draft pick.  Already with 59 points.  AJ Brown has been a draft miss so far. Only 14

#7  Roryopolis 3-2  You’d think holding the opponents QB and RBs to 6 points you’d cruise to an easy win right?  Rory missed getting to 4-1.   I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED JACKSON DART!!!  Said Rory after the game.  McCAFF still looking for his first rushing TD and first 100 yard game.  But he’s catching for yards, and catching for TDs.  Which is even better.

#8 Dixons 3-2  This kids got alligator blood, just keeps hanging around.  After losing 2 straight comes back in week 5 with his best production yet.  83 points and trounces Jeff by 40.  Some of that 83 thanks to waiver wire pick up Rico Dowdle.  Now that’s a fantasy manager paying attention!  Dowdle probably the most talked about fantasy player in week 5.

#9  Broncbos 2-3  Bo came up HUGE last week in a bid NOT to go 1-4.  Beats Chad badly 90-54 and somewhat saves the season from imminent disaster.  Mahomes just about back on top of the league scoring, not by passing for 50 TDs, but rushing for 3 in 5 weeks.  KC is in a dogfight every week and Patrick isn’t taking chances when he can take it in himself.  And that is good for Bo.  Now if Jefferson can just get into the endzone more often.  Gets Rob this week and hopes to get back to .500

#10  Patlanta 3-2  Pat, Rob and Bo were just about tied, but Pat lost last week and Rob and Bo won.  That was the difference.  Pat is also behind them in league scoring.  If Pat wins this week against Brent, It’ll be a tough decision.  Buy or sell when the trade deadline approaches.

#11 Jeffs  0-5   Lots of swings and misses this year for Jeff.  First round pick Chase Brown, the Teyvyone Henderson trade,  3^rd round pick Jameson Williams, that beard he sported at the draft,  the list goes on.  Gets Chad this week.

#12  Chadgers 0-5  Ross is Bad.  And Chad is still looking to rise to the level of bad.  Almost 100 points behind Jeff in the 2025 league scoring.  Every guy on the team looks like a 11^th round pick.  On the bright side.  Finally eclipsed 50 points, Darnold with 300 and had 4 tds last week,  charbonet has scored 2 weeks in a row now and keeper Tee Higgins finally scored again.