The AWFFL Commissioner's Office has launched an investigation into the use of artificial intelligence, or AI, by one of the league's teams. In fantasy football, every edge matters. A single lineup decision can swing a matchup, determine playoff seeding, or even decide a championship. For years, managers relied on instinct, late-night stat reading, and the occasional lucky guess. But this season, it appears the Washington Commandovichs took a very different approach: they partnered with artificial intelligence to create the most data-driven, ruthlessly efficient team their league had ever seen. And it worked. The Commandovichs were able to trade a second-round pick to the Tampa Bay Douganeers for QB Josh Allen when everyone knew his value was higher. Suspicious? Very. And the team rallied to win the Dicriscio Division when the lowly LA Chadgers knocked off the division-leading Roryopolis Colts not once, but twice in the last three weeks to hand Matt the crown. How does that shit happen? So given this turn of events, the league has no choice but to call Mr. Uremovich into the league office and get to the bottom of this. The integrity of the All Western Fantasy Football League demands it.

*Parts of this article were written by ChatGPT.