


From Top Gun to Flop Gun! What a difference a season makes! Brown's Bombers were one game from the Superbowl last year and today, they are a laughing stock! Coach G-Man is at a loss, every decision he makes, from draft day to the weekly top spot on the waiver wire, has turned disastrous! The G in G-man stands "Get The F outta here"! He's been grounded. his wings have been clipped! It's unsafe for his geriatric ass to Coach a fantasy football team at this point. Drug test are no longer optional!! Blood work and eye examinations are in full force before this guy is allowed in a cockpit again! We will discuss the crash and burning of The Bombers again later, just check on the UFC Woodshed game this week if your curious. I'm sure you are, it's like driving by a car wreck, you don't want to look, but you can't help yourself......Well maybe Evil Empire wants to look, LOL, seeing the B-Men this bad probably has him taking video!!!!
NFC Game of The Week:
Chaos-270 / Damage Inc-266
The Defending Champion Chaos stayed in the winning column thanks to a FOUR point win over DI, staying within reach of the Fire leaders and currently holding on to a wild card spot for now. Coach Box pulled it off thanks to Matty Stafford's 68 & 63 from a rejuvenated Pat Mahomes' 63! Coach Price made in a barn burner with 96 from Run CMC and 54 from Danny Dimes (No longer Danny Pesos) and nearly pulled it off. DI remains in WC race in Ice with damn near every team in the division as of this writing!
Chaos 4-3 / Damage Inc 3-4
NFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:
Dogs Of War-311 / Outlaws-101
The Eldest Elder in the league, had his Dogs of War barking!!! They mauled and dragged the Outlaws and Coach Taylor into the 'Shed this week with a 210 point Tub Thumping!!! Led by Bo Nix who scored ALL OF HIS 86 POINTS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER!!! ( I'm not bitter, YOU'RE BITTER) and added a little MAYEO for 64 and some flavor!! Taylor was throttled despite 25 from Goff and 19 from Pitts.....and speaking of the Pitts the entire Outlaws team other than those two couldn't tally over 25 each! The DOW remain tied atop the Fire in a struggle with Aztecas, while The Outlaws find themself in that traffic jam at the bottom of Ice.
Dogs Of War 5-2 / Outlaws 3-4
UFC Game of The Week:
VA Disciples-287 / The Chop-275
This game featured two of the top three teams in the UFC and it did not disappoint!!! Coach Prunty and the VAD came out on top of Coach Wash and The Chop, but only by a mere 12 points!!!! This full plate of football was won thanks to 106 from Jahmyr "Steak and Gibbs" and JSN added 52, every bit of this plate was needed for the victory as The Chop came prepared with 58 from J. Taylor and 42 from Devonte Adams private Taco Bell! At the end VAD came out on top and remained one game behind the Omega leading Kingsmen and The Chop remained atop the Alpha. No harm, no foul, but was this a preview of the UFC Championship game?
VA Disciples 5-2 / The Chop 5-2
UFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:
The Riffs-488 / Brown's Bombers-191
This was a historic ass whipping!!! A beat down of EPIC proportions!! The Riffs shot down The Bombers and they didn't go to the 'Shed, they crashed into it a ball of fire and despair!! This was a 297 point 'Shedding!!!! I'm too depressed to do the research and see if thats a record, but if its not, I know damn well its close!!! The 488 total isn't a record (That's over 500) but again it's damn close! CMC's 96 and Just Incredible Herbert's 88 was just the tip of this Iceberg. As a matter of record, The Riffs had 152 points after THURSDAY NIGHT!!!! The Bombers entire team barely beat that!!!!! Just for tradition I'll mention Bombers Dart (65) and Bears Defense (40), but whoop D Freaking Doo!!!!!! The Riffs stay in striking distance of the Chop for the Alpha lead and The Bombers take a nap on the recliner with a cup of pudding until next year!!!
The Riffs 4-3 / Brown's Bombers 2-5
Some teams are staking claims for playoff spots, while others still struggle to stay in the race!!! It ain't over till it's over! Unless you're the Commish....then it's over. The holidays are approaching and so is the finish line. Finish strong!!!!
And as always, Aim High!
The Commish