Coach Wash has his Chop sitting atop the Alpha Division in UFC and just defeated The Kingsmen in what could be a UFC Championship game preview!!

From going full re*$@d with the Childproof Draft Sheet on Draft Day to leading the league is quite the accomplishment!  Coach Washburn has been flashing his somewhat racist arm movement that represents the name of his valiant team for weeks now.  He has silently been racking up wins and taking names, but he can no longer avoid the spotlight.  The victory over Omega leading Kingsmen was a shot across the bow to let people know that The Chop will not be stopping its wave anytime soon, unless anyone in Alpha can step up and stop him!

On to the game wraps!

The Chop-296     /     Kingsmen-276

As stated above the Alpha leading Chop faced off with the Omega leading Kingsmen and the game was all it was "Chopped" up to be.  See what I did there?  Coach Washburn took the win by a mere 20 points!  Led by Jonathan Tinker TAYLOR Soldier Spy (Read a book) and his 96 and Waddle with his 40, The Chop stood above the Conference come Tuesday morning!  Coach Rivera got 75 from Breece "The Kids in The" Hall and 45 from the Bills Mafia Defense, but although close came away with the L.  It was close enough that if things remain as they are now, we could get a rematch soon after Thanksgiving!!!

The Chop 6-2     /     Kingsmen 6-2

The UFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

Respect Your Elders-261     /     VA Disciples-85

This 176!!!!!! Point ass whipping was more likely self inflicted.  The Younger Elder, not so much dragged as politely escorted a willing Coach Prunty into the 'Shed this week.  One look at The VAD lineup and you know what happened here.  A roster like VAD put up this week would normally get one put on the CUT list for next season, but with SEVEN players on the same bye week, Coach Prunty obviously mailed this one and and expected this tail waxing.  No disrespect to Respect, but 70 from Kraft Cheese Head and 52 from Allen is respectable, its obvious The Disciples booked a room in the 'Shed this week WAY in advance, sacrificing one week with his eyes on the prize.

Respect Your Elders 4-4     /     VA Disciples 5-3

NFC Game of The Week:

Dogs Of War-254     /     Chaos-253 

Daddy Elder and the Defending Champ had a hell of a game this week in NFC!  This game went into OT and had to be decided by the highest scoring player in the starting roster!  Drako Maye Slytherin with the OT point for the DOW with his 73(That reference is for the Harry Potter fans out there)!  Coach Box got 55 from Mahomes and his pal Rice added 39, but the OT magic came from Drako and the DOW pulled a rabbit from his hat just in time for the win in overtime!

Dogs Of War 6-2     /     Chaos 4-4

NFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

WoodChucks-334     /     ThunderCats-175

For the third time this year, yes,a Woodshed Trifecta, The ThunderCats find themselves in the NFC 'Shed!  This time courtesy of The WoodChucks and by 159 damn points!!!  Coach Woody showed a brother Love with 86 from Jordan and 96 from Taylor to absolutely Molly Whop Coach Parker and his T-Cats.  Parker got 50 from his Fields of dreams and his 32 from Achane only the Achane was run on him!!!!  Three more regular season games left, how many more 'Sheddings do the ThunderCats have in them?  SIGH....Good Grief!

WoodChucks 4-4     /     ThunderCats 3-5

That's it for this week!  The cream of each division are rising to the top, but many teams are still floating beneath the surface and not out yet!!!  Time for a last minute rush to the finish line!

See ya next week!

Till Then, Aim High!

The Commish