The Calculations are being done and much of the 2025 UFFL Playoff picture can be determined.  Not all of it, this isn't an exact science, well maybe it is, but I'm a retired Correctional Officer not Reed Richards, so it ain't exact to me!

Rather than take up space with terrible puns, I will simply list the games of the week and the Woodshed game (So we can keep a tally on the Woodshed Kings of each Conference) and then summarize the playoff picture in each conference, both clear and murky.  So here we go.....

NITRO:

Game of the Week: Outlaws-310     /     ThunderCats-307  This THREE point game keeps Coach Taylor in range for a possible bye and/or a playoff spot, whereas Coach Parker gets to plan for next years draft early.

WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK: Chaos-305     /     GreenWave-165 This 140 point ass whipping trip to the 'Shed kept the defending Champs in the playoff run, while simultaneously preventing The Greenwave from clinching a bye of their own!

FIRE Conference:

Dogs Of War get the bye!! Even if they lose in week 11 and Aztecas win, due to a HTH victory for the DOW in week 2!  Aztecas and Chaos are locked into a WildCard weekend battle even as they scrimmage against each other in week 11!

ICE Conference:

All is up for grabs here in ICE for week 11!!  GreenWave, Outlaws & Kittle-One all have a shot at the Bye and even the WoodChucks have a chance at a wildcard should they win and everyone else lose!  Maybe, I'm pretty sure.....

UNITED:

Game of the Week: Rock Dawgs-267     /     Brown's Bombers-249: This 18 point win didn't secure Coach Shady a chance at the playoffs, but it sure did crash The Bombers of having any shot.  Damn, another Game of The week for The Bombers?  With an OT loss and a one point loss, The Commish can only imagine where things would be if even one of those games went his way....Either way, If The Queen had balls, she'd be KING!  Shady and his Dawgs stay alive....but on life support!

WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

Respect Your Elders-318     /     Talons-128:  This 190 point waxing takes the Talons to the 'Shed for the FIFTH time this season!  Not sure if that's a record, but damn its impressive!  The win keeps Coach Mini Elder in the running for a post season while bringing Coach Sam closer to the inevitable.

ALPHA Conference: 

The Chop have a bye!  No If, Ands or BUTTS!  The Riffs are also in, locked no matter what!  Evil Empire joins the post season UNLESS they lose week 11 AND MoonShiners win, due to the 'Shiners week 2 victory!  If that scenario plays out, The MoonShiners get the last wild card.

OMEGA Conference:

Kingsmen have the bye locked down!  No matter what happens in week 11 due to a HTH win over the VAD in week 3!  The last wildcard spot is up for grabs!  Respect Your Elders, Tigers, Smashmouths all hold their playoff fates going into the last week, and maybe even in some quantum scenario The Rock Dawgs.....maybe.

I probably got some crap wrong, I nearly do every year, but I feel i'm close.  Everyone else get ready for the Goat Bowl Bracket and start commiserating about how the rules of this league suck, or maybe injuries ruined your brillant draft, or if your like me, blame your own shitty draft, LOL.

Good luck next week to those in the hunt and as ever.....

Aim High!

The Commish