The 2025 UFF season is out the gate and off to a running start!  We've had some exciting games week one, some shocking wins, some nail biters and yes, even some possibly devastating injuries all in one week of football!

Let's get to the writeups and get this season started out write......that may be too early for the puns but hey why not?

UFC Game of The Week:

Moonshiners-217     /     Bombers-216

In our first Overtime game of the young season, Coach Holderfield outlasted The Bombers gritty comeback attempt.  The "Shiners were all but kicking the asphalt of the B-Men all Sunday, thanks to 74 from Action Jackson and 34 from James "Let Him" Cook!  Coach G looked hopeless with a total QB engine failure, only to somehow stay within range thanks to Deebo's 39 and then the resurrection of the '85 Bears Defense and their 43 late Monday night nearly closed the gap!  Of course come the morning the two teams were tied, but UFFL does deal in tie games, so the OT point was awarded due to Mr. Jackson's high score of 74!

Moonshiners 1-0     /     Bombers 0-1

UFC WOODSHED Game of the Week:

The Chop-257     /     Talons-172

Coach Washburn, mere weeks from an embarrassing snafu with the draft sheet at the live draft, redeemed himself in a big way, by depositing Coach Sam and his Talons in the first UFC Woodshed with an 85 point beat down!  The Talons were clipped by Jayden "Pokemon Trainer" Daniels ( Did you all know he was of Japanese heritage?  I mean it was only mentioned like 50 times during the game, but I digress) and his 56 and out of his Pokeball he released mini Kyler to finish off Sam with 43 of his own!  The Talons got 40 from Brock "My arm feels Purdy good" and 31 from the Green Bay defense as he "Packed" it in for a week long stay in the 'Shed!

The Chop 1-0     /     Talons 0-1

NFC Game of the Week:

Kittle One-249     /     Chaos-240

In another close game in week one, Coach Runkle the Lesser ( I mean the other one has two rings)pulled out a win over the Defending Champs by a mere 9 points!!  Jalen "Love" Hurts and his 57 made any Championship tour as short as a push tush first down!  Nakua's 51 had Chaos PUKAing early!  No time for victory laps, despite Mahomes 66 and Matt "Old Man" Stafford's 34.  Team KO reminded Chaos last year is in the past and today is a brand new day!

Kittle One 1-0     /     Chaos 0-1

NFC WOODSHED Game of the Week:

ThubderCats- 297     /     Wolverines Football Team-233

Parker has a WIN!!!!  I repeat, Coach Parker and the ThunderCats have one win!  Yes, for all those playing at home, that is one more win than they had ALL of last season!  In a shocker for week one, The T-Cats shove Coach Reeves and WFT in the 'Shed with a 64 point whupping!  The Cats got 74 from Lamarr, or as Coach Reeves found out Mr. Jackson if you're nasty!  Fields 60 came JUSTIN time to be sure the WFT spent week one in the Woodshed.  The Wolverines got 53 from Baker and 43 from Kyler, but it wasn't close.  Can Parker be on a run?  I mean this season is already a success compared to last year, right?

ThunderCats 1-0     /     Wolverines Footballl Team 0-1

So there we go, Week one is in the books.  Two great close matchups and one truly shocking Woodshed game ALREADY!  Some players are already injured so make adjustments!  Some NFL teams are already eliminated from the post season ( See Giants and Dolphins), but for us in UFFL things are just getting started!

Till next week, Keep Calm and Carry On....and oh yeah....Aim high!

The Commish