Tuesday morning brought grave news to many a team, QBs were dropping like flies!  In one weekend, Burrow, McCarthy, Daniels, Fields all went down and will miss at the very least a week or two, some of these guys more!  

QBs are golden here in the SuperFlex UFFL and many rosters are looking like a MASH unit.  Coaches will have to have a HAWKEYE out for the best replacements on the waiver wire tonight, and if you get that joke you are a man of a certain age....like myself. And for you youngsters that was not an Avengers joke. Sigh...I'm getting old, OK let's just get on to the recaps before I doze off.

NFC Game of the Week:

Warriors-293     /     Outlaws-276

Warriors, come out and play!  And boy have they!  Coach T has his NY Gangbangers off to a 2-0 lead this season and this week it was by a 17 point margin over Coach Taylor and the Outlaws.  87 from Malik "Like a Good" Nabers and 56 from the second coming of Tua.  The Outlaws kept irt close thanks to a Resurrection of Jared Goff as well and his 94!!!  A pair of 40s from Caleb and Bucky nearly got the job done, But no!  The Warriors come out on top and are off to one of their best start in years!

Warriors 2-0     /     Outlaws 1-1

NFC WOODSHED Game of The WEEK:

Chaos-345     /     ThunderCats-233

After a week one that had Coach Parker and his Cats getting their first win in over a year.....and the Defending Champs stumbling out the gate, Coach Box fixed things and made the world make sense once again!  With a 112 point beat down, Chaos had the Earth spinning properly again, The Champs won and the ThunderCats were back in The 'Shed!  Led by 74 from Amon St "Gerry" Brown and 56 from Patrick Mahomey Chaos smacked Parker in the face with reality!  The Cats tried to fight back with 64 from Lamar and 42 from Miami's A-Train but it wasn't even close.

Chaos 1-1     /     ThunderCats 1-1

UFC Game Of The Week:

Kingsmen-269     /     Rock Dawgs-240

In a 29 point barn burner in the UFC, Omega rivals Coach Rivera and Coach Shady went head to head!  The Secret Service Men of Rivera sniped the Junk Yard Dawgs in a great match up!  51 put the Bijan Mustard into this score, add 50 and this "Puka" of a score was enough to get the win over the defending NFC Champs (Bet you all didn't know Puka means FAT in Samoan? Yeah, your friendly neighborhood Commish does research for these crappy recaps LOL).  Coach Shady tried to "Cowboy Up" with 69 from Dak and 41 from CeeDee, but it fell short as the Kingsmen roll out to an early undefeated season so far!

Kingsmen 2-0     /     Rock Dawgs 0-2

UFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

The Riffs-321     /     Talons-177

Coach Dre and his Gramercy Riffs gangbanged the Talons by a total of 144 points!  Now don't get sensitive, The Commish ain't being racist, The Riffs are named after a gang from the film The Warriors, so calm your sensitive cancel culture nerves and just keep reading!  Coach Sam got drug into this week's 'Shed thanks to 77 from Jamar "Gonna" Chase "You down" and 50 from Harbaugh's adopted son Herbert!  The Talons got 49 from Bo but they still Nixed any shot a win, Bucky's 40 was good but he was no Winter Soldier (OK THAT was an Avengers joke, for the youngsters) and Sam and his feathered Talons sat bloodied and beaten in the "Shed!  The Riffs, like their gang themed buddies in NFC The Warriors are also off to a 2-0 start.....Gangland Superbowl in Coney Island?  Too soon?

The Riffs 2-0     /     Talons 0-2

Week two brought more than a litany of injuries, It brought some annually good teams to a winless streak, Looking at myself and the Rock Dawgs and some traditionally talented teams off to a great start!

Get your Dr's ready and everyone race to the Waiver Wire!

I'll see you all there tonight, till then 

Aim High!

The Commish