The Queen is on a roll and so are the Heads!!!!  The Queen and her Smashmouths have cut their way to a 3-0 start and she's taking no prisoners.  With a 2-0 Conference record, Coach Ro has a strict No Quarter Given policy as she leaves bodies in her wake!  While this start is merciless, it should not come as a great surprise, The Queen is the only Coach to have their name etched on the Plaque THREE TIMES!  Like her beloved Steelers Coach Tomlin, she may be written off from season to season, but she remains a powerhouse should anyone underestimate her.

There are only four undefeated teams so far, WFT and their Coaching Wizard Reeves, Commish himself, Coach G and The Bombers and least any forget, the current defending Champion Coach Taylor and The Outlaws have yet to taste a loss.

None are as hot right now as The Queen, so UFFL beware and watch your necks!!

Lets get on with the Week Three highlights!

UFC Game of the week:

VA Disciples-304     /     Kingsmen-224

Omega Rivals, VAD and The Kingsmen battled it out in the closest game in the UFC this week as Coach Prunty took a 30 point W from Coach Rivera and the K-Men.  Rookie sensation Jayden DAMNiels put in 62 and Joe "Cooling Off" Burrow added 72 for The Kingsmen whos score would have knocked a lot of UFC teams down this week, just not VAD.  The Disciples and Coach P took the win with 83 from Dak "Better Late Than Never" Prescott and 64 From Jamar Chasing their own tail of the 0-3 Bungles.  VAD stays within one game of the Queen with this week's win as Rivera remains tied at the bottom with a 1-2 Conference record for now.

VA Disciples 2-1     /     Kingsmen 1-2

UFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

Smashmouths-334     /     The Chop-152

The headline this week already gave The Queen her roses, but just in case there were any doubters out there, She took Coach Wash and The Chop to the 'Shed by a 182 point ass whipping!!!!  182?!!!!  That's a lot of Chopping if you get my meaning!!!!  With 101 points from "Whojuan"?  Jennings and 65 from Lamar "Mr. Jackson" if you're Nasty, to straight decapitate The Chop!!!!   Coach Wash had no player score over 30......But he got two 29 point totals from Breece "Kids in the" Hall and Drake London is falling......and so are The Chop, with this being his second trip to the 'Shed in three weeks!!  The Queen is sitting pretty right now in Omega and lucky for Wash he is one of three coaches in Alpha with a 1-2 record for now.

Smashmouths 3-0     /     The Chop 1-2

NFC Game Of The Week:

Dogs Of War-291     /      WoodChucks-251

Not very close games this week in either conference, but here in Nitro, this game went down the wire with a 40 point victory by The DOW!  Coach Elder fired off with two strong QB performances, Josh "Tim" Allen nearly threw from Infinity and Beyond on MNF going for 74 while Brock "I'm so " Purdy added in another 62 to get the Dogs their second W.  Coach Woody kept it close thanks to 72 from Joe Burrow his head in the sand and 54 from DK "It's on like Donkey Kong" Metcalf's 54, but despite a very respectable 250 + The 'Chucks fall to 1-2.  Unlike The Chop in Alpha, Coach Woody finds a 1-2 record leaving him near the bottom of Ice.  Coach Elder and DOW stay one game behind the Wizarding World of Coach Reeves for right now.

Dogs Of War 2-1     /     WoodChucks 1-2

NFC WOODSHED GAME OF THE WEEK:

Damage Inc-328     /     ThunderCats-227

Both 'Sheds were bloody this week with beat downs of over 100 for both conferences!  NFC's very own Coach Price and DI skinned the Thunder PussyCats by a total of 101 to place Coach Parker in is first Woodshed of the year!  Parker wasn't the only one shocked to be in the 'shed, Coach Price usually has to add two weeks scores for Damage Inc to get over 300, but not this week!!!  Saquan proved his bite is worse than his Barkley with 84 points and Mr Rogers is making new friends in his neighborhood weekly, this week AA Rod added in 51 for Team DI.  The T-Kittys got 83 from Dakota Prescott and 54 R. Rice, but DI left the Cats Crispy and hurting in The 'Shed!  Coach Price stays in the mix in a very competitive Ice which has three 2-1 teams and one 3-0!!  Coach Parker is looking down the barrel of an 0-3 start.  As he licks his wounds in The 'Shed hoping for better in week 4.

Damage Inc 2-1     /     ThunderCats 0-3

Week three is in the books.  Some division leaders are establishing themselves and other divisions are beginning to log jam themselves.  UFFL is heading into the first turn of the season race.  It's not too late, but some horses are fading fast, you know who you are, time to pick up the pace!

Till next week, as always, AIM HIGH!

The Commish