Week 2 Recap

Killmongers 94.6 – Teabaggers 79.6
A matchup that was short on production was a nice bounce-back for Killmongers, powered by Bo Nix and JFerg. The Teabaggers were sunk by Josh Allen’s quiet performance and the lone TD coming from Saquon. 

beta males 113.4 – Wiscompton Rattlers 106.1
The Crybaby squad came alive behind Baker Mayfield, No Good CeeDee, and the Chargers D. Wiscompton got big games from Howlitzer Herbert and James Cook, but Mark Andrews and Jeanty are not putting up the numbers they should be.

Sesame Street Locos 99.3 – Super Chargers 64.9
Lamar ballin in the ALL BLACK NIKES for the LOCOS was enough to secure the victory. The Super Chargers had ALL DAY JJ and a BIG GOOSE EGG from DEN D who blew a 4th qtr lead and win. Nico Collins once again failed to outperform CeeDee but the Chargers are the week 1 Champs.

Gallos Negros 119.6 – Old Dirty Bastards 100.2
Game of the Week in Week 2 delivered. GN may have thought the worst when Joe Cool went down but there was hope. Gallos rode Malik Nabers’ torching the DAL D and Jonathan Taylor running down the face of DEN D to victory. ODB’s WR room let them down and was the difference in the matchup.

Tijuana Taco Vendors 105.2 – White National Socialists 94.7
TJ moved to 2-0 with Amon-Ra going crazy against his former OC’s team. Mahomes found his running shoes for the Tijuana Taco Vendors, going for 66yds and a TD. The White National Socialists had a trash can for a RB in Henry and may not have Daniels if the knee injury becomes an issue.

JewBrewskis 100.5 – Border Patrol 84.0
The JewBrewskis picked up their first win with Ja’Marr Chase bustin out the Griddy. BP goes down 0-2 after Aaron Rodgers showed up in his Jets uniform. Breece Hall and Hock also were really bad but the way their games went didn’t help. 

Week 3 Matchups

Sesame Street Locos (1-1) vs Gallos Negros (1-1, -0.5)
A true pick ’em. Lamar and Gibbs vs JT and Nabers. Gallos are slight favorites and are turning to Dak with Burrow down, but the LOCOS are looking to keep the momentum after Week 2. 

JewBrewskis (1-1, -3.0) vs White National Socialists (1-1)
A historical matchup between these teams. The Nazis are as cold as the Russian Winter when facing The JewBrewskis, (1-8). They also have a question of whether Daniels plays or not, which is always tough to fill when your QB goes down. But they’ve picked up the hot hand in Daniel Jones to lead the team through the storm.

Border Patrol (0-2, -7.5) vs Tijuana Taco Vendors (2-0)
Border Patrol badly needs a win, but the Beaners are a brutal opponent. The pigs are actually favored in this one, but it won’t matter if BP’s stars don’t raid the endzone.

Killmongers (1-1) vs beta males (1-1, -2.0)
The Trio of WRs for the Killmongers have yet to play like they’re capable of and would love for that to happen this week. While the beta males rely on CeeDee and Baker. Expect a tight matchup.

Wiscompton Rattlers (1-1) vs Teabaggers (1-1, -8.5)
This one is a QB/RB showcase. The spread favors the Teabaggers, but Rattlers are dangerous with the volume their players could get.

Game of the Week

Old Dirty Bastards (1-1, -3.0) vs Super Chargers (1-1)
The ODBs enter with a steady veteran core led by Bijan Robinson and Jacobs. If their WRs can get 10pts each, it could be their edge in this one. The Super Chargers went from Champ to Shambles in just 2 weeks. Drake Maye will have to save them since ALL DAY JJ is out for the next couple of weeks, and they dropped Dak for nothing. We’ll see if drafting Nico over CeeDee continues to haunt them.

ODB 101.3 - SC 78.5