Week 3 Recap

Sesame Street Locos 135.3 – Gallos Negros 86.5
Roman’s squad erupted thanks to Lamar and Gibbs. The Vikings D went Berserkers on the Bengals. Gallos got a big day from Jonathan Taylor, but Nabers and Deebo were both plagued by their QBs for different reasons.

Super Chargers 99.5 – Old Dirty Bastards 75.4
In the GOTW, SC finally had Nico Collins contribute but luck played a part for them as ODB’s team was nearly non-existent. Kyler and Bijan were fine, but that wasn’t enough to give us an exciting matchup.

JewBrewskis 125.1 – White National Socialists 61.5
The JewBrewskis dominated as history has shown against this team’s owner. Hurts and Jordan Mason were as good as expected. The Socialists struggled across the board, leading to a brutal loss.

Border Patrol 93.6 – Tijuana Taco Vendors 66.0
Border Patrol rounded up the Tacos, who had their worst showing of the season, with Mahomes clearly missing his playmakers and Flowers not even being mentioned during the game.

Killmongers 107.0 – beta males 80.3
Bo Nix and A.J. Brown had decent performances but Jake Ferguson, with 13 receptions, was only a TD away from probably a career day. The beta males lose CeeDee Lamb as Kylestradomus predicted and continue to be a dumpster fire and not melting down.

Wiscompton Rattlers 122.5 – Teabaggers 82.9
Mark Andrews had an awakening vs DET finding the endzone twice and looking like the TE we remember before his car accident. The Teabaggers couldn’t keep pace and Saquon Barkley was not himself as the Rams shut him down. They also lost Mike Evans to a hammy injury.

TRADES

Coming into week 4, we had 5 teams wheel and deal to help their squads. One of the trade deals being a 3-team trade between Border Patrol, Gallos Negros, and Sesame Street Locos. There are some who don’t understand the concept of trades, as it's supposed to help both teams. I expect more to come.

Week 4 Matchups

Wiscompton Rattlers (2-1) vs Border Patrol (1-2, -5.0)
Border Patrol is desperate to avoid 1-3. Both teams made moves but have their newcomers sitting this one out as they get acclimated to their new surroundings ;) I think the difference in this one comes down to a RB duel between Jeanty and Hall.

beta males (1-2) vs Old Dirty Bastards (1-2, -6.0)
It’s amazing to watch beta males out do themselves in a negative way, year in and year out. ODB has the edge here but both need their WRs to show up in this one.

Super Chargers (2-1, -12.0) vs Tijuana Taco Vendors (2-1)
SC is favored, but Tacos are dangerous, especially if Mahomes goes crazy vs a BAL D that has given up lots of points. Omarion Hampton finally gets in the lineup for the Super Chargers but needs Ladd to live up to the hype of his draft stock.

White National Socialists (1-2) vs Killmongers (2-1, -0.5)
Indiana Jones is in for the Nazis and hope Chuba and Higgins can show up this week. The Killmongers are looking better than they have in recent memory and will be tough every week.

Teabaggers (1-2) vs Sesame Street Locos (2-1, -16.0)
Teabaggers need to set their lineup but have a tough task vs the LOCOS. Sesame Street is rocking the ALL BLACK NIKES.

GOTW

JewBrewskis (2-1) vs Gallos Negros (1-2) (Spread TBD)
Game of the Week. BEER’s Hurts, Chase, and the new addition Kamara take on Gallos’ Taylor and company. The JewBrewskis went out and got Kamara after losing Conner to a gruesome injury. The Gallos went and made a move of their own, hoping to cash in on the opportunity for TreVeyon. GN needs a bounceback here and their players in real life will be getting some needed changes too. Nabers will have Jaxson Dart throwing him the ball and Niners D adjusting with no Bosa.

No prediction but let’s see how the moves workout for both teams.

Week 4 Power Rankings

1. Wiscompton Rattlers

2. Sesame Street Locos

3. The JewBrewskis

4. Old Dirty Bastards

5. Gallos Negros

6. Tijuana Taco Vendors

7. Killmongers

8. Border Patrol

9. Teabaggers

10. beta males

11. Super Chargers

12. White National Socialists