Week 4 was in the books and in a shit show of a Game the Gallos Negros gave the English version of their name to the Jewbrewskis who put a paltry score of 69 to a team who lost Nabers. The Rattlers took a bite out of BP with everyone but Andrew’s scoring double digits. ODB did much worse to the Betas with half their players scoring in the twenties. The so called Super Chargers did something they have never done in their lackluster existence in the league and that’s win two in a row so Tijuana has that going against him. Killmongers  beat the shit out of the White Nationals to no ones surprise and at this point the WNS would just be better off auto drafting, lastly with the help of the Vanilla Gorilla and the Lions D Teabaggers took down Sesame Street when Lamar had to take off the Black Nikes. 
Now for this week’s power rankings, where we take record, points scored, points against, and the RT rankings and give you a score between 3-36 with the lower the number the better your team. 

Rank/Record/Team/ Score

1. 3-1 Wiscompton Rattlers (7.5)
2. 2-2 Old Dirty Bastards (8)
3. 2-2 Sesame Street Locos (12.5)
4. 3-1 Super Chargers (13.5)
5. 2-2 The Jewbrewskis (16.5)
6. 2-2 Tijuana Taco Vendors (17.5)
7. 2-2 Gallos Negros (17.5)
8. 3-1 Killmongers (19)
9. 1-3 Beta Males (20.5)
10. 2-2 Teabaggers (21.5)
11. 1-4 Border Patrol (29.5)
12. 1-4 White National Socialist (29.5)

Now for this weeks slate of games.

Border Vs ODB 

Well this is hard to tell cause BP has yet to adjust their QB so see who they pick up and the Old Man hasn’t set his line up with Bijan and Jacobs on Bye. So unfortunately we have to move on. 

Gallos Vs Kill

ok people who actually set their lineups. Gallo will be looking for another Big game from Dak but will probably include and Int or 2, and hope his newly acquired Henderson gets going to pair him up with a bounce back game for Taylor. While Kill will rely on a trio of WRs in Jettas, Brown, and Johnson with the latter being the highest scorer of the bunch, yea 2025 is that year.

Tijuana vs Locos 

Currently the locos are a 24 point favorite but that should come down to 14 when Tijuana realizes Benson is on IR and his fillin being brown or Flowers. In truth the Vendors will have to hope Amon Ra can have a huge can and will once again bang the drums Mahomes. The Locos will be without Lamar most likely and look at Justin Fields to fill the void but he also has newly acquired Odunze on bye but the depth of his roster seems on point to make due.

Wiscompton vs Duper Dhargers

Wiscompton will be making sure DD doesn’t get to enjoy the game with the Howitzer at the help. Not to mention he was James Cook, an Ashton who brought back his old stance , and a Polynesian playing out of his mind. While Duper will be screaming Maye Day with his favorite player Nico Collins and try to get a feat never achieved for him and that’s 3 in a row. 

JewBrew vs Teabag 

Do I believe my eyes, with Kyle crying about Loren getting the number 1 overall pick and that player Jamaar Chase is on the Bench . What in the fantasy world is going on. JewBrew is still the favorite in this QB showdown of Hurts and Allen, but this one is coming down to Teabags WRs in Jeudy and Franklin, yea that’s tough. Guess we will see in the battle of the 2-2

Lastly the game that no one asked for the

Joke Game of the Week 

Betas Vs Nazis 

Step right up Step right up the circus is in town folks, first feast your eyes in the Beta Blumpkins, the only thing they have going is that Baker is a Dawg other than that it’s a shitshow with Ceedee and Irving hurt. He is now dependent on Michael Carter (yes you are all asking who?) but have no fear in the other end is the lowest scorer Nazis who are averaging 82-83 points a game. He single handedly cursed Henry and made him human and Higgins is without Burrow. Metcalf is on Bye, Hubbard is his best player , and hopefully Daniels Returns. This is going to be like a dog shit Thursday night game in December but don’t worry this will be the last time either of these teams are in this game so let’s give them one.

Blumpkins 85.1 vs Nazis 79.9