


It's That Time
Week 5 Recap
Gallos Negros 166.8 – Killmongers 104.1
Gallos delivered the week’s top score. Killmongers had a good showing but couldn’t keep up.
Border Patrol 124.1 – Old Dirty Bastards 89.5
BP’s squad got back on track ODB struggled as the WRs came up flat.
Wiscompton Rattlers 86.7 – Super Chargers 79.2
Not pretty, but a win’s a win and WisCompton will take it. While Kyle’s Chargers are trash.
Sesame Street Locos 85.4 – Tijuana Taco Vendors 83.6
LOCOS escaped with a narrow win. The Tacos were yelling at Kareem Hunt all night calling him “The Touchdown Vulture”
The JewBrewskis 96.6 – Teabaggers 94.0
BEER edged out the baggers in what could’ve been a dum dum move in benching Ja’Marr but the gamble didn’t beat them.
White National Socialists 109.5 – beta males 74.1
The Nazis put together a complete performance. Crybaby’s team continues to search for answers.
Week 6 Matchups
The JewBrewskis (3-2, -2.5) vs Super Chargers (3-2)
Hurts and Chase face off against Achane and Nico Collins. Loren’s squad is favored, but the Chargers have the upside to steal it if their rookies go off.
beta males (1-4) vs Gallos Negros (3-2, -20.5)
Crybaby’s team continues to struggle, and Gallos looks red-hot with Dak, Taylor, and Nabers firing. This could get ugly fast.
Old Dirty Bastards (2-3, -1.0) vs Killmongers (3-2)
Both teams are evenly matched. ODB leans on Kyler, Bijan, and Harrison Jr., while Killmongers look to A.J. Brown and Kyren to carry the load. Expect a close one.
Sesame Street Locos (3-2, -7.0) vs White National Socialists (2-3)
Lamar and Gibbs headline the Locos, but the Nazis’ duo of Jayden Daniels and Stefon Diggs could make things interesting. Locos favored to win at home.
Wiscompton Rattlers (4-1, -14.5) vs Tijuana Taco Vendors (2-3)
Herbert, Puka, and Garrett Wilson have the Rattlers rolling. The Tacos need Mahomes and Amon-Ra to go nuclear to pull the upset.
Game of the Week: Border Patrol (2-3) vs Teabaggers (2-3, -1.0)
Border Patrol rides high after a big Week 5. Teabaggers want to bounceback after a tough loss. Both teams want to get back to .500 but only one will.
BP 102.1 - DAD 93.7
Rankings
1. Wiscompton Rattlers (4-1)
2. Gallos Negros (3-2)
3. Sesame Street Locos (3-2)
4. The JewBrewskis (3-2)
5. Border Patrol (2-3)
6. Killmongers (3-2)
7. Super Chargers (3-2)
8. White National Socialists (2-3)
9. Old Dirty Bastards (2-3)
10. Teabaggers (2-3)
11. Tijuana Taco Vendors (2-3)
12. beta males (1-4)