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By The JewBrewskis Wed Oct 22 6:59pm CT
Updated by The JewBrewskis Thu Oct 23 12:43am CT
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It's About Balance

Recap

White Nat’l Socialists 107.7 – Super Chargers 90.2
In the GOTW, The Whites beat up their league BFF, crying while doing it. CAR D was a huge boost for 23pts. The Duper Dhargers Rice cooker didn’t work and continues to embarrass themselves.

Old Dirty Bastards 84.7 – Teabaggers 59.1
The Teabaggers just can’t get anything going or make the right moves. Draft day decisions have haunted this team. While the Ol’ Bastards steal a win even though their flaming QB did nothing.

Gallos Negros 139.6 – Wiscompton Rattlers 106.8
There was nothing that WisCompton could do in this one, Gallos just had an elite showing led by JT who has 10 rushing TDs.

The JewBrewskis 139.3 – Sesame Street Locos 117.8
This was a really good matchup that could’ve gone the other way if Gibbs had broke loose for another double point TD. The JewBrewskis tip the cap to the Locos.

Killmongers 107.0 – Tijuana Taco Vendors 99.9
Chiefs D toyed and embarrassed the Raiders by shuting them out and only giving up 95 total yards. That was a big boost for KILL in this victory. TJ needs more from their TE LaPorta.

Border Patrol 111.2 – beta males 108.1
Like usual, the beta beta’d and choked. They celebrated early Sunday saying the game was over before everyone on BP’s side played. beta was screaming “CEEDEE THE GOAT!!!” “THE COMEBACK BABY!!!” to then watch it all fall apart on Sunday night and Monday night. Then proceeded to say “if I had a better Kicker I wouldn’t have lost.” At 1-6 there’s very slim chance they will recover.

Matchups

Killmongers (4-3) vs Sesame Street Locos (3-4, -12.5)
This one starts on TNF and will wrap up on MNF. Locos get Lamar back but can Bo carve up the Cowboys for KILL?

The JewBrewskis (4-3, -3.5) vs Old Dirty Bastards (4-3)
Very good matchup and could’ve been GOTW. Expect a lot points in this one.

Teabaggers (2-5, -3.0) vs Gallos Negros (5-2)
Teabaggers get Josh Allen back at the right time but are going to need something special to beat a really tough Gallos squad.

Border Patrol (4-3, -5.5) vs Super Chargers (4-3)
BP has plenty of byes but has enough to go toe-to-toe with The Dhuper Dhargers.

White Nat’l Socialists (4-3, -8.5) vs Wiscompton Rattlers (4-3)
Tight matchup where the separator will be if Derrick Henry shows up or not. WR has nasty duo in Cook and Judkins.

GOTW

beta males (1-6, -1.5) vs Tijuana Taco Vendors (3-4)
Both teams need this one, beta more than TJ. But to amuse the league we’ll cheer on TJ as he shows his youngest son how to play fantasy football like a Champion.

Rankings

  1. Gallos Negros (5-2)
  2. The JewBrewskis (4-3)
  3. Wiscompton Rattlers (4-3)
  4. Old Dirty Bastards (4-3)
  5. Border Patrol (4-3)
  6. Sesame Street Locos (3-4)
  7. Killmongers (4-3)
  8. White Nat’l Socialists (4-3)
  9. Super Chargers (4-3)
  10. Tijuana Taco Vendors (3-4)
  11. Teabaggers (2-5)
  12. beta males (1-6)