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Week 9 computerized Power Rankings

By The Commissioner Thu Oct 30 1:19pm CT
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Getting to the Top

Week 8 has came and gone and the betas lose yet again but this time by the man he once called a has been. The Locos get back in the win column as Ferguson put up a goose egg for Kill. The Jews barely squeaked by Old Dirty in a pathetic win. The Teabaggers finally showed up to take Down the Gallos. The Duper Dhargers continue to get Lucky having the least points scored against him and this time it was Border Patrol. The White Nationals are looking towards starting a losing streak after he got bit by Wiscompton. 
Let’s take a look at this week’s rankings.

Rank/Record/ Team / Score

  1. 5-3 Gallos Negros (4)
  2. 5-3 Wiscompton Rattlers (9)
  3. 5-3 Super Chargers (12)
  4. 4-4 Sesame Street Locos (14.5)
  5. 5-3 The Jewbrewskis (15)
  6. 4-4 Old Dirty Bastards (16)
  7. 4-4 Border Patrol (17)
  8. 4-4 Killmongers (20)
  9. 4-4 Tijuana Taco Vendors (20.5)
  10. 4-4 White National Socialist (24)
  11. 1-7 Beta Males (28.5)
  12. 3-5 Teabaggers (32.5)

Jew Vs Kill

Lucky for the Jews Jamaar Chase has been able to Ball with Joe Flacco running the show. Just a couple weeks ago he was on the Jews Bench. Questions Loom for kill with Jettas losing Wentz and now they rely on Tyrone Tracy being next man up. This one will end in an interesting TE battle on MNF.

Duper Vs Beta AKA The Toilet Bowl

Duper Dhargers have been riding Luck and Beta is absolute Dogshit. No Wonder he didn’t want to wager the naming rights of his first born when year after year he put out trash teams. No one cares about this flaming trash heap of a game. I’m sure it’s meaningful for them for bragging rights and will bother the league thread for weeks to come over a meaningless game. 

Locos Vs Border

The Locos lost Skatabo but what a perfect time to get Lamar back, oh what could’ve been. Now the locos will rely on 3 wide. Border is also looking to get over .500 on this one and it will depend on which Adams and McCaffrey show up. This one can have big implications down the stretch . 

Nazis Vs Gallos

Well the Nazis were enjoying a win streak of 3 but now they face the number 1 scoring team and the losing streak might just be getting started. Will Henry and Metcalf be able to step it up? The Gallos have the #1 RB Taylor and the #1 WR JSN . Might be a long Sunday for the Nazis 

Tijuana Vs Tea 

These guys need to set their lineups so it’s hard to call. Tea will definitely be missing Saquon so can the Vanilla Gorilla have a monster game against KC. While TJ is rocking his Favorite player Mahomes in what could be a QB shootout But TJ has Amon Ra coming off bye which just might be the difference maker.

Game of the Week 

Wiscompton Vs Old Dirty

2 and 3 in scoring respectively, we are looking at a shootout. Wiscompton has some solid depth so both teams are looking fully loaded. With Judkins and Wilson on bye Wiscompton decision at lineup are made for him so this game could be in the hands of Old Dirty making the right calls . Bijan and Jacobs are probably locks for him it what he does at WR and if London plays or not making the choice for him. With Old Dirty having so many players on MNF under the lights gotta give him the slight edge

WisCompton 119.1 Vs Old Dirty 121.3