2025 Cali's Finest Post-Draft Rankings
By The JewBrewskis Tue Aug 26 10:51pm CT
Updated by The JewBrewskis Tue Aug 26 10:51pm CT

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Year 18 is here, and it's going to be an entertaining season as always, as we laugh at beta males, Duper Dhargers, and Peter Pyle.
- Old Dirty Bastards
Bijan Robinson and Josh Jacobs are the league’s best RB duo. Adding Marvin Harrison Jr. and Drake London makes this roster a tough matchup. Caleb Williams sucks and paints his nails.
- Border Patrol
Christian McCaffrey, Brian Thomas Jr., Tyreek Hill, and Davante Adams could be a nightmare if CMC and Tyreek ball like they’re capable of doing. But high-risk, high-reward.
- Killmongers
Justin Jefferson, A.J. Brown, and Terry McLaurin are a dangerous WR trio. They need Kyren Williams to be Superman. There is no RB depth.
- Gallos Negros
Joe Burrow with Jonathan Taylor and Malik Nabers is a great place to start. They’re banking on their WRs carrying the team. RB is a little light after JT.
- JewBrewskis
Jalen Hurts, Ja’Marr Chase, and Trey McBride are the stars. James Conner and Courtland Sutton are nice additions. They’ll need to hit on one of their late RB picks. We’ll see if Pearsall and Egbuka live up to the hype.
- Sesame Street Locos
Lamar Jackson, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Brock Bowers will win games all by themselves for this squad. The WRs may surprise some people but RB is sketchy.
- Teabaggers
Josh Allen and Saquon Barkley are a great QB-RB punch. Mike Evans is a stud and Kelce is going to have 90 receptions, its just how often does he find the endzone.
- Tijuana Taco Vendors
Patrick Mahomes and Amon-Ra St. Brown are no-brainers. Chase Brown is going to get a ton of work. Depth is an issue, but the Taco Vendors are not your typical team.
- Wiscompton Rattlers
They drafted Ashton Jeanty and ruined the whole day for the Super Chargers. The roster looks unassuming but maybe its big plays all day.
- Super Chargers
This team is in shambles. They passed on CeeDee but then draft Dak. Rice is getting suspended and Meyers might get traded. They have 3 QBs.
- beta males
CeeDee Lamb and Bucky were nice picks. Then it was a steady roll downhill, that even after the draft, they were disappointed in their roster. Par for the course for this team.
- White National Socialists
The first 5 picks were actually pretty good. Surprising. But no one cares about No Playoff Peter Pyle.