White National Socialists 99.6 – Border Patrol 78.0
Jayden Daniels had a decent game, but it was Derrick Henry’s performance that carried the Nazis to victory. Border Patrol’s star-studded lineup let them down, with Tyreek Hill and Davante Adams combining for just 13 points. A disappointing start for a preseason favorite. Peter Pyle now believes he’s the 2nd best fantasy player in the league since Dnce leader Kyle is the best.

Tijuana Taco Vendors 102.8 – The JewBrewskis 92.2
Patrick Mahomes did his part and actually left some points on the field with some Kelce drops. Zay Flowers exploded for 24.6, giving the Taco Vendors something a lil spicy(nacho libre voice). Despite solid games from Jalen Hurts and Courtland Sutton, Chase was the letdown like a lot of big-name WRs in week 1.

Wiscompton Rattlers 108.6 – Killmongers 59.3
Herbert and James Cook led Wiscompton to being the Jon Gruden Nightmare for The Killmongers. Starting with A.J. Brown (1.3) and Terry McLaurin (3.7), leaving Desmond with the lowest score of the week. Bo Nix turnovers didn’t help but looks like he’ll have plenty of opportunities to slang the rock.

Teabaggers 103.8 – beta males 75.7
Josh Allen bagged the betas for 40+, and Saquon chipped in. The beta males struggled with Walker shitting the bed and Keon Coleman (21.2) left on the bench with an MVP as his QB. Let’s pretend like we're shocked. 

Super Chargers 92.6 – Gallos Negros 90.8
A razor-thin win for the Chargers thanks to several factors. JT was vultured by Daniel Jones for 2 TDs, Denver’s D had 20pts, Joe Cool was Ice Cold in the worst way. So now the Super Chargers are the self-proclaimed Champions in week 1. Kongrats Kyle U Did It. 

Old Dirty Bastards 121.7 – Sesame Street Locos 85.5
Week 1’s top scorer, the ODBs, rode Bijan and Company to a dominant win. ODB takes a hit with Kittle hitting IR and is out at least 4 games. The Locos got a huge game from Lamar, but it wasn’t enough to overcome the lack of production in the lineup. They’re hoping that their TE will be ok as Bowers left with a knee but was held out as a precaution.

Week 2 Matchups

Killmongers (0-1) vs Teabaggers (1-0, -14.5 favorite)
The Killmongers need a rebound from A.J. Brown and Justin Jefferson, but Allen and Barkley make the Teabaggers heavy favorites again.

Wiscompton Rattlers (1-0, -6.5) vs beta males (0-1)
Herbert and Garrett Wilson give Wiscompton a strong edge. The beta males will need Lamb to carry and Baker Mayfield to sling it in Houston.

Sesame Street Locos (0-1, -6.0) vs Super Chargers (1-0)
Lamar vs J.J. McCarthy is the QB duel here. Gibbs and Bowers need to shine for Locos, while the Chargers are counting on Achane and Collins to produce.

Gallos Negros (0-1, -1.0) vs Old Dirty Bastards (1-0)
This is the heavyweight battle. Burrow and Taylor vs Bijan and Jacobs. ODB looks strong, but  the Gallos can pull it off if Nabers goes crazy on the Cowboys who will be without Bland to cover him.

The JewBrewskis (0-1, -11.5) vs Border Patrol (0-1)
Hurts and Chase need a bounce-back for Loren, while Jacob leans on CMC and Tyreek. Both desperate for their first win, with the Brewskis favored.

Game of the Week

Tijuana Taco Vendors (1-0) vs White National Socialists (1-0, -8.5 favorite)
This is the marquee matchup of Week 2. The Tacos bring Patrick Mahomes and a surging Zay Flowers to the table, while the Socialists counter with Jayden Daniels and King Henry. Amon-Ra St. Brown and Sam LaPorta go home looking to torch Da Bears. Both squads are riding Week 1 highs, and the winner here will emerge as an early contender to control their division. Expect fireworks.

TJ 103.1 - Nazi 97.6