It may have started as a silly joke... but now it continues as a sillier joke! I have decided to abuse my power as Commissioner and create a new award... The Owen Award! The Owen Award, complete with clown badge adorned to the teams logo, goes to the last team to be winless.

This year that [dis]honor goes to the esteemed Joey Cales of the Milford Chaos as they are now 0-("owen")3. Congratulations, Joey!