In our inaugural installment of the Real Power Rankings©, we find the Sea Monkeys, Smash, and Gamblers grouped atop the Power Board© with 30+ Power Points©!

On the other end, long time buddies Doves and Underdogs are commiserating over their single-digit rankings. (and both seem lucky to have scored THAT high...)

The Chaos have been snake-bitten in the first three weeks, scoring in the top half in both Points and Breakdown Pct, but wearing an O-fer so far.

On the other end of the spectrum, the newly-rebranded Tsunami are somehow 2-1 while being 2nd worst in points scored and 3rd in breakdown. So far, the name seems apt considering they've left a lineup floating in the wreckage of missed touchdowns and lineup decisions.