Luck is just about ignorable for this edition of the Real Power Rankings© since EVERYBODY IS 2-2...  OK, OK, The Gamblers and The Warlocks are one game up and The Chaos are two back, but really...

The Gamblers have some early domination of the board, with 34.5 out of a possible 36 Power Points©! On the other side, The Tsunami is bringing up the rear with the only single-digit ranking. They’re making waves — just in the wrong direction!

Our biggest riser this week is The Underdogs by going 12-0 in the breakdown this week (after posting weeks of 0-11 and 1-10 earlier in the season). The biggest drop is brought to you by The Smash, tumbling from the realms of 30+ to 24.

The aforementioned Tsunami, even in last place, are the luckiest to be THAT HIGH considering they have a .500 record while scoring the least and sharing the worst breakdown with The Doves - guess it's a family thing! (Stupid Wk1 Derrick Henry.)

Our least "lucky" team is The Sea Monkeys, but I'm sure The Chaos may take issue with that... (Close, but not quite... Just like all their games this season!)

This week's Lucky Bastard award goes to The Doves, getting a win while outscoring only three teams.  The Poor Bitch goes to The Sea Monkeys who beat seven teams but lost by ONE to The Warlocks. (This is not to be confused with the SEASON Poor Bitch, which goes to... )