Perfection achieved! Congratulations to The Gamblers on topping all three categories of The Real Power Rankings©, giving them a perfect score of 36! The Brute Squad, in second place, bulldozed past the 30pt mark!

The Sea Monkeys retain the title of unluckiest team and The Chaos continue to call bullshit on the topic - and likely the entire season so far!

As was pondered on the message board immediately after the scores went final, The Wombat Platoon is officially the luckiest team in the league, with a 3-2 record while being second to last in both Points and Breakdown. (The Tsunami continue to block them from burrowing deep into last place.)  The Doves AT LEAST are 3rd and 4th worst in those categories, respectively - for what THAT'S worth...

Interesting point: The Underdogs have a luck score of ZERO, meaning they belong exactly where they are.  (Further commentary on the topic withheld.)

While we're talking about The Doves, they were the biggest risers this week with their underwhelming win.  The Sea Monkeys dove deep this week, dropping over 7pts with their loss in the same game.

Neither earned the Poor Bitch award, though.  That goes to The Phoenix who scored 81 points in a loss. The Lucky Bastard goes to The Wombat Platoon, with a 62 point win, outscoring only two teams...