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Week 8 Rankings
By The Commissioner Tue Oct 28 1:39am CT
Updated by The Commissioner Tue Oct 28 1:46am CT
Updated by The Commissioner Tue Oct 28 1:46am CT
Week 8 MVP
Week 8 marked the halfway point of the season, and the league's heavyweights are starting to emerge. Silent But Deadly, Diesel 44 Express, and Detroit Football Dream all sit at 7-1, each putting together statement wins that reinforced their dominance. A few mid-tier teams showed signs of life with big scoring weeks, while others continue to fight through inconsistency. With seven weeks still to play, the standings remain far from settled--momentum swings, injuries, and breakout performances could easily reshape the playoff race in the coming weeks.
1. Diesel 44 Express--37.9. Diesel 44 Express keeps rolling, improving to 7-1 with another strong showing despite quiet quarterback play. Jonathan Taylor absolutely exploded for 39.4 points, racking up over 170 total yards and three touchdowns in a vintage performance that set the tone. Devon Achane added 20.1 and Michael Pittman Jr. stayed hot with 23.5, while Ja'Marr Chase continued his steady dominance with a 12-catch, 91-yard day. Even with minimal production from the QBs and tight ends, Brett's powerhouse roster flexed its depth again, maintaining firm control of first place.
2. Silent But Deadly--37.8. Silent But Deadly continued to dominate, unleashing another strong showing to move to 7-1 with a huge 190.7-point performance. James Cook was absolutely electric, exploding for 216 rushing yards and two touchdowns in a 40.6-point masterpiece that led the league this week. Justin Herbert (28.6) carved up Minnesota with three passing scores and 62 yards on the ground, while Rashee Rice (25.5) and Oronde Gadsden II (18.7) added key touchdowns through the air. Even with a quiet day from Christian McCaffrey, Andrew's team proved just how deep and dangerous it can be--a well-rounded juggernaut firing on all cylinders.
3. Holden's Heroes--28.7. Holden's Heros put up a respectable 135 points but couldn't keep pace with Steve's offensive explosion. Chase Brown had his best outing of the year with 25.5 points, scoring both on the ground and through the air, while Jaxson Dart impressed again with a dual-threat performance. Kayshon Boutte provided a pleasant surprise with a 75-yard, one-TD day, and Mason Taylor added a red-zone score. Still, a quiet day from Rhamondre Stevenson and the Falcons defense left the team short. At 2-6, the Heros are showing life but need a full lineup firing to climb back into contention.
4. 4th N Long--25.0. 4th N Long continued their strong midseason surge, rolling to 190 points and improving to 5-3 with one of the most balanced efforts of the week. Drake Maye was sharp again, throwing for 282 yards and three scores, while Josh Allen accounted for three total touchdowns, including two on the ground. Saquon Barkley was unstoppable, racking up 174 total yards and two TDs for 35.4 points, and both Khalil Shakir and Ladd McConkey hit the 20-point mark as breakout contributors. Add in two touchdowns from Dallas Goedert, and this was a complete team win that solidifies 4th N Long as a legitimate playoff contender.
5. Lawrence Lions--24.1. The Lawrence Lions bounced back with a solid 150-point showing to move to 3-5, powered by a vintage performance from Joe Flacco (26.6) and a breakout from Jordan Love (33.0), who shredded Pittsburgh's defense for 360 yards and three scores. Rome Odunze (20.4) and Tetairoa McMillan (16.9) each topped 100 yards, while D'Andre Swift added balance with a rushing touchdown. It wasn't a flawless outing--Bijan Robinson struggled and the 49ers defense stumbled-- but the Lions' passing attack carried the day in one of their most complete efforts of the year.
6. Detroit Football Dream--17.5. Detroit Football Dream held on for a narrow win to move to 7-1, relying on depth and efficiency rather than fireworks this time. Kimani Vidal led the way with a breakout 21.7 points, pounding out 127 total yards and a touchdown, while Javonte Williams added two short scores to steady the offense. George Kittle chipped in a timely touchdown, and the Texans D/ST delivered another strong outing with 14 points. It wasn't a flashy week for Gary's team--Dak Prescott and the passing game struggled--but the Dream found just enough production to stay in the league's elite tier.
7. A God Amon Men--16.9. For A God Amon Men, it was a frustrating loss despite strong performances from key playmakers. Breece Hall was electric with 147 total yards and two scores for 34.9 points, and Justin Fields looked sharp both through the air and on the ground, totaling 22.3. Mac Jones added an efficient 19.9 in a losing effort, but the supporting cast underwhelmed--especially at tight end and defense. Sitting at 3-5, this team still has plenty of firepower, but they'll need more consistency from their wideouts and secondary options to get back into playoff contention.
8. Big Johnson--13.7. For Big Johnson, it was heartbreak in defeat--a 148-point effort that would've beaten most teams. Jalen Hurts (27.1) and Daniel Jones (25.9) combined for six total touchdowns in one of the league's best QB duos this week. Jaylen Waddle shined with 99 yards and a score, while Woody Marks quietly delivered a strong 15-point performance. The Chiefs D/ST added 15.7, but it wasn't quite enough to overcome Diesel's firepower. At 2-6, Larry's squad has the scoring potential of a contender--it just needs the matchups to start breaking its way.
9. Green Machine--11.6. For Green Machine, it was another frustrating loss despite standout efforts from Bo Nix and Tucker Kraft. Nix posted a strong 27.4 points, throwing four touchdowns in Denver's big win, and Kraft erupted for 35.3, torching the Steelers for 143 yards and two scores. Derrick Henry added two more TDs on the ground, but the rest of the roster sputtered--Baker Mayfield, Alvin Kamara, and the Vikings defense combined for just over 10 total points. At 1-7, Green Machine has shown flashes of firepower, but consistency remains the missing piece.
10. BOB'S TEAM--7.9. BOB'S TEAM, meanwhile, couldn't keep pace and fell to 3-5 in a disappointing outing. Patrick Mahomes did his part with 27.9 points, tossing three touchdowns in a bounce-back effort, but the rest of the offense never quite found rhythm. Josh Downs and Juwan Johnson both chipped in scores, yet Aaron Jones and the Steelers D/ST struggled badly, sinking Bob's scoring potential. This roster still has plenty of talent, but it's now in must-win territory heading into the season's home stretch.
Week 8 MVP: James Cook--40.60 points.
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Projected Draft Order:
1. BOB'S TEAM--1209.57
2. Green Machine--1224.61
3. Detroit Football Dream--1291.73
4. Big Johnson--1353.02
5. A God Amon Men--1394.08
6. 4th N Long--1454.04
7. Holden's Heroes--1466.72
8. Lawrence Lions--1507.03
9. Diesel 44 Express--1600.82
10. Silent But Deadly--1612.04
1. Diesel 44 Express--37.9. Diesel 44 Express keeps rolling, improving to 7-1 with another strong showing despite quiet quarterback play. Jonathan Taylor absolutely exploded for 39.4 points, racking up over 170 total yards and three touchdowns in a vintage performance that set the tone. Devon Achane added 20.1 and Michael Pittman Jr. stayed hot with 23.5, while Ja'Marr Chase continued his steady dominance with a 12-catch, 91-yard day. Even with minimal production from the QBs and tight ends, Brett's powerhouse roster flexed its depth again, maintaining firm control of first place.
2. Silent But Deadly--37.8. Silent But Deadly continued to dominate, unleashing another strong showing to move to 7-1 with a huge 190.7-point performance. James Cook was absolutely electric, exploding for 216 rushing yards and two touchdowns in a 40.6-point masterpiece that led the league this week. Justin Herbert (28.6) carved up Minnesota with three passing scores and 62 yards on the ground, while Rashee Rice (25.5) and Oronde Gadsden II (18.7) added key touchdowns through the air. Even with a quiet day from Christian McCaffrey, Andrew's team proved just how deep and dangerous it can be--a well-rounded juggernaut firing on all cylinders.
3. Holden's Heroes--28.7. Holden's Heros put up a respectable 135 points but couldn't keep pace with Steve's offensive explosion. Chase Brown had his best outing of the year with 25.5 points, scoring both on the ground and through the air, while Jaxson Dart impressed again with a dual-threat performance. Kayshon Boutte provided a pleasant surprise with a 75-yard, one-TD day, and Mason Taylor added a red-zone score. Still, a quiet day from Rhamondre Stevenson and the Falcons defense left the team short. At 2-6, the Heros are showing life but need a full lineup firing to climb back into contention.
4. 4th N Long--25.0. 4th N Long continued their strong midseason surge, rolling to 190 points and improving to 5-3 with one of the most balanced efforts of the week. Drake Maye was sharp again, throwing for 282 yards and three scores, while Josh Allen accounted for three total touchdowns, including two on the ground. Saquon Barkley was unstoppable, racking up 174 total yards and two TDs for 35.4 points, and both Khalil Shakir and Ladd McConkey hit the 20-point mark as breakout contributors. Add in two touchdowns from Dallas Goedert, and this was a complete team win that solidifies 4th N Long as a legitimate playoff contender.
5. Lawrence Lions--24.1. The Lawrence Lions bounced back with a solid 150-point showing to move to 3-5, powered by a vintage performance from Joe Flacco (26.6) and a breakout from Jordan Love (33.0), who shredded Pittsburgh's defense for 360 yards and three scores. Rome Odunze (20.4) and Tetairoa McMillan (16.9) each topped 100 yards, while D'Andre Swift added balance with a rushing touchdown. It wasn't a flawless outing--Bijan Robinson struggled and the 49ers defense stumbled-- but the Lions' passing attack carried the day in one of their most complete efforts of the year.
6. Detroit Football Dream--17.5. Detroit Football Dream held on for a narrow win to move to 7-1, relying on depth and efficiency rather than fireworks this time. Kimani Vidal led the way with a breakout 21.7 points, pounding out 127 total yards and a touchdown, while Javonte Williams added two short scores to steady the offense. George Kittle chipped in a timely touchdown, and the Texans D/ST delivered another strong outing with 14 points. It wasn't a flashy week for Gary's team--Dak Prescott and the passing game struggled--but the Dream found just enough production to stay in the league's elite tier.
7. A God Amon Men--16.9. For A God Amon Men, it was a frustrating loss despite strong performances from key playmakers. Breece Hall was electric with 147 total yards and two scores for 34.9 points, and Justin Fields looked sharp both through the air and on the ground, totaling 22.3. Mac Jones added an efficient 19.9 in a losing effort, but the supporting cast underwhelmed--especially at tight end and defense. Sitting at 3-5, this team still has plenty of firepower, but they'll need more consistency from their wideouts and secondary options to get back into playoff contention.
8. Big Johnson--13.7. For Big Johnson, it was heartbreak in defeat--a 148-point effort that would've beaten most teams. Jalen Hurts (27.1) and Daniel Jones (25.9) combined for six total touchdowns in one of the league's best QB duos this week. Jaylen Waddle shined with 99 yards and a score, while Woody Marks quietly delivered a strong 15-point performance. The Chiefs D/ST added 15.7, but it wasn't quite enough to overcome Diesel's firepower. At 2-6, Larry's squad has the scoring potential of a contender--it just needs the matchups to start breaking its way.
9. Green Machine--11.6. For Green Machine, it was another frustrating loss despite standout efforts from Bo Nix and Tucker Kraft. Nix posted a strong 27.4 points, throwing four touchdowns in Denver's big win, and Kraft erupted for 35.3, torching the Steelers for 143 yards and two scores. Derrick Henry added two more TDs on the ground, but the rest of the roster sputtered--Baker Mayfield, Alvin Kamara, and the Vikings defense combined for just over 10 total points. At 1-7, Green Machine has shown flashes of firepower, but consistency remains the missing piece.
10. BOB'S TEAM--7.9. BOB'S TEAM, meanwhile, couldn't keep pace and fell to 3-5 in a disappointing outing. Patrick Mahomes did his part with 27.9 points, tossing three touchdowns in a bounce-back effort, but the rest of the offense never quite found rhythm. Josh Downs and Juwan Johnson both chipped in scores, yet Aaron Jones and the Steelers D/ST struggled badly, sinking Bob's scoring potential. This roster still has plenty of talent, but it's now in must-win territory heading into the season's home stretch.
Week 8 MVP: James Cook--40.60 points.
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Projected Draft Order:
1. BOB'S TEAM--1209.57
2. Green Machine--1224.61
3. Detroit Football Dream--1291.73
4. Big Johnson--1353.02
5. A God Amon Men--1394.08
6. 4th N Long--1454.04
7. Holden's Heroes--1466.72
8. Lawrence Lions--1507.03
9. Diesel 44 Express--1600.82
10. Silent But Deadly--1612.04
