Steelers v Kaidmanzz

The year is 2005. The Lewis family dining room has been converted to a wrestling mat. The Conn’s have found themselves in NoVa….

*Whistle blows*

John Conn - “Brian that’s a full nelson, you can’t do that to Kaid”

Brian - “Dad I don’t give a fuck I’m beating that ass”

John - “Damn it right son”

 

Steelers by 10

 

Momma’s boy v Mack Daddy’s

Battle of the momma versus the daddy. This could turn back the clock decades. Get back in the kitchen MB. Mack daddy finds a funny surprise in his sandwich though….

 

Momma’s by 5

 

Weapon X v Yinzburgh

Weapon finds himself in pole position headed late into this season. After further research data has shown a direction correlation in team performance and pre season running man occurrence. Question is does X have the stamina to FINISH. We shall see….

 

Weapon X by 8

 

Coach D! v YDAWG

Speaking of preseason strategy, Coach D implemented a new one this season. He sat next to the 19 year old who had a BAC of 0.38 and a drug test that would light up a Christmas tree, and had him make all his picks. But by god it was just crazy enough to work. Chad get your boy Cooper on the phone and make sure his calendar is clear next August.

 

YDAWG by 2

 

Steely McBeam v Lorton Loser

Not much of a break down for this one. The oldest trick in the book of the mid season name change had little effect on the field. And now it seems the Lorton Losers are just looking for pity. You’ll find none in this league.

 

Steely by 15

 

Double Tight v Salty Balls

Countless hours of listening to fantasy “experts” and printing out random depth charts in early August proved to be a somewhat ineffective draft strategy, who would have thought? Salty Balls may go on a little run but glaring holes on the roster show he may have little chance at a championship. How’s Kaleb Johnson been doing BIG DOG? I think I may get a Jaylen Warren jersey with my hundred bucks.

 

Double tight by 7

 

Killer P’s v Ritchie Rich

Battle of 3-6 teams. Potential Toilet bowl matchup. Ritchie Rich has broken out the annual trade with Steelers to see if it’ll give his team a boost. Remains to be seen.

 

Tie that’s broken by Ritchie correctly predicting an Eagles ass whooping on Monday night.