KAIDMANZZ (5-5) vs LORTON LOSER (1-9):

Kaidmanzz at the Lorton Loser.

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Announcers: Tony Kornheiser and Mark Sanchez (out on bond)

MOMMAS BOY (5-5) vs RITCHIE RICH (4-6):

After starting the season seemingly playing on a surface rigged with land mines, the little Rich bastards began the season at 1-6 before a frantic re-shuffling of the roster lead to a three-game winning streak.  Sitting in the 4-spot is the current Loser, in the midst of a redemption season of his own. If Brissett is functional, I like the Rich's matchups in this one.  

Ritchie Rich by 7

WEAPON X (9-1) vs MACK DADDY'S (8-2):

A conversation between Zach and his current acquisition from Tinder..

(Swipe Right) "So, now that the football season is over can we have that talk about a relationship?"

(Zach) "Who said football seasons over?"

Daddy's by 11

COACH D! (7-3) vs YINZBURGH (3-7):

I know more than anybody that by this time of the year Daddy Lewis is fully locked into his team and the league.  

Which is why I Forsee Lewis calling me at some point Sunday morning questioning one of Yinzburgh's player acquisitions? Hmmm?

S.F.F.L. will ALWAYS operate with only the highest level of ethics, unless you need a 5th vote to veto a trade and you call your sister to breach her husband's website to do so.. 

Sometimes you gotta open up the history books for the young ones.

Coach by 13

STEELY MCBEAM (6-4) vs SALTY BALLS (6-4):

A big battle here for the lead in the North Division, and possibly a much-needed tiebreaker.  Both teams have favorable match-ups and I see a high scoring affair.  This one ends on Monday night with a last-minute pass from Prescott to Ferguson to favor a Steely McBeam over some Salty ass Balls.

McBeam by 2

DOUBLE TIGHT (4-6) vs STEELERS (4-6):

In order to run a quality operation here in the Stafford Fantasy Football League you sometimes need to rely on others to deliver important content.  I asked Brian Conn a week in advance if he could spot me a week in the weekly picks article (for your enjoyment).  Last Saturday night at 10:42 pm I texted Brian to inform him that no article was up yet.  I then received a return text at 12:45 am with simply a picture of a Bud Light bottle on a wooden bar table.  

Sunday morning at 10:48 an article was up.

One thing a Conn is good for is reliability.  Brian, I salute you.

Steelers by 9.5

KILLER P'S (3-7) vs YDAWG (5-5):

After the 4:00 games you stumble out of the sports bar to get home for the 8 o'clock game.  On this moonlight night, you decide to take a left through the alleyway for a short-cut to your ride.  As your overall view darkens between the walls, a shadowy figure appears.  He moves ever so slowly as he staggers out of nowhere.  He is short and rigid and doesn't say a word.  He stares at you and you can hear what sounds like a leg being dragged with each step.

"shchzzz"

"shchzzz"

If Urban Legends are correct this just might be TANK!

Killer P's in an upset by 4