UPSET SPECIAL

MACK DADDYS (9-2) vs KAIDMANZZ (5-6):

People, meet Zach Edmunds.  Zach is a Dallas fan.  We all know about them.  He likes them, then he hates them.  Uses the excuse of being in a bad marriage with the team so he has a convenient out whenever they suck dick or choke in a big game (which happens a lot). Believe it or not, this man has a problem with the Rocky Statue outside of the Linc.  Who has a problem with Rocky?  Dallas fans.  Only a Dallas fan will tell the world's greatest fantasy football commissioner to "suck a dick and die."  Just vile people.

I'm sending him to the Kaidmanzz with a referral for poor behavior.  Punishment, loss of 1st place.

Kaidmanzz by 4   

MOMMA'S BOY (5-6) vs THE LORTON LOSER (2-9):

The Losers broke the losing streak last weekend with an impressive win over the aforementioned Kaidmanzz. 

The Momma's Boy is trying to break a little losing streak of their own, coming off a loss to the Ritchie Ritch and also getting caught in a more-than-once viewing of the "GOTCHA BITCH" video meme this past week. 

Cole, we expect better.

Momma's by 9

WEAPON X (9-2) vs STEELERS (5-6):

The "Uh-Oh" alarm is sounding off somewhere in Tennessee at Steelers headquarters.  7 points out of Josh Allen and Woody Marks on Thursday night ain't gonna get it done folks.  Here's some advice for you all; buy Bud Light stock and pencil in a WIN for the Kozmo-D's.

Weapon by 15

GAME OF THE WEEK

COACH D! (8-3) vs RITCHIE RICH (5-6):

The little Rich bastards have now won 4-in-a-row. Ritchie Rich is one of 2 teams in playoff contention with zero transactions left, and also one of 4 teams at 5-6 and 1 game out of the final playoff spot with 3 weeks to go.  Gotta love the fight.

Someone else who loves the/to fight is Coach D! making this match-up the primetime game of the week.  Coach is 1.5 games out of the #1 seed with 3 weeks to go himself and in pursuit of some stash cash of his own.

Good thing he's got some cushion....and a new lounge chair.

Ritchie Rich makes it 5....by 8

STEELY MCBEAM (7-4) vs YINZBURGH (3-8):

After getting spit-on, Yinzburgh listens to popular opinion and finally inserts the 5th highest scoring defense in the Pittsburgh Steelers.  Sometimes learning the hard way is the best way!

Is this Steeler on Steeler crime?

Yinzburgh by 5.5

DOUBLE TIGHT (4-7) vs YDAWG (6-5):

Blake, you looked more than once but your secret is safe with me.

Unfortunately, I looked more than once too...and saw that the "insert Burrow in the lineup early in the week" strategy didn't result in the good ju-ju of a start this week.  Looks like it has to be "YOU LIKE THAT" Cousins.

I don't. But I do against the Cam Ward led Double Tights this week.

Don't look now, but the depleted and banged up YDAWGS are in the driver's seat for that final spot.  Gotcha Bitch!  

Ydawg by 10

SALTY BALLS (6-5) vs KILLER P'S (3-8):

(Killer P's) Excuse me Sir, I've been sent by the Commish to collect.  Per usual, you still owe league fees.

(Salty Balls) "Whaddup DOG, Nah righty-righty.  You Da Man, BIG DOG!  WOOF, WOOF!  Get HYPE!

(Kiler P's) "I think your mistaken Sir, I'm not here for games."

(Salty Balls) "EEeeeewwwwwwwwwwww... I got this Hammerhead for ya.  That's a fun game ...if you struggle breathing, I can insert this oxygen tube, keep ya playing for a while."

(Killer P's) "You've been told."

Killers by 6