By the words of Chad Lewis "That was a top 5 draft party."  Year 2 of the $3,000.00 championship game and all but three have paid.  Nobody needed a cold shower and and the booze n bags were a flyin'.  Now it's go time.  Time to separate the men from the boys.  And with no further adew, let's begin SFFL 2025.

KAIDMANZZ vs COACH D!  

To kick things off we have a Father vs. Son match-up.  REAL Friday night football wasn't so kind to pops, but the commercialized, bullshit, off of American soil NFL's version of FNF may have just helped the Coach D! franchise build some important early season momentum.  Rumors out of Edsall road are swirling that there is building frustration with repeated toilet bowl runs and zero championships.  A win here will help.

Coach D! by 12

MOMMA'S BOY vs. KILLER P'S

Big boobed dumb as a box of rocks reporter:  "Cole, how has your week of game prep gone?"

Cole Lewis:  "Well, JP might think that his non-lineup strategy is gonna throw us off, but our analytics department came to the conclusion that the franchise usually sucks so we will just go with that."

Big boobed dumb as a box of rocks reporter:  "You are the current loser, correct?"

Cole Lewis:  "This interview is over."

The P's by 4.5

WEAPON X vs DOUBLE TIGHT

NOVA Football Podcast featuring Andrew Holland.  482 views.  Enough said.

Weapon X by 9

STEELY MCBEAM vs STEELERS

A 2012 Sunday afternoon in Clarksville, TN....

Brian "that's MY GI Joe"

Michael:  "fuck you, stupid.  My Cobra infiltrated your secret hideout and now your GI pussies are held hostage."

Loud Noises erups:  BANG, BOOM, SMASH

Jon Conn:  "What the fuck, I'm tryin' to watch the GD game!  You two boys take it outside and figure it out!"

both a little banged up, but 

McBeam by 3

SALTY BALLS vs YDAWG

Thursday and Friday night wasn't too good for the league runner up.  Ol' Ydawg and his 5 pre-season transactions may just pull this one out.  Thank you for your donation!

Ydawg by 7.5

RITCHIE RICH vs YINZBURG

Anonymous sources out of Spotsylvania are reporting that even though the Ritchie Rich front office has done a tremendous job of bringing in a talent laden team, some are concerned that late night pot smoking team meetings between the Rastafarian head coach and players may lead to game time lethargy.  This is a developing story...

Ritchie Rich by 4:20

MV OFFICIATING vs MACK DADDY'S

Thursday night wasn't very good for the Daddy's.  Hopefully Coach Edmunds can clean his pipes with a Friday night swipe right into "me so horny-ville" and a fresh start Sunday.  Will it be enough to keep the refs from getting in his azz?

Officials by 3