KAIDMANZZ vs DOUBLE TIGHT:

Nobody said the Dean of Students job would be easy, but if anyone can do it..

Kaidmanzz by 6

MOMMA'S BOY vs COACH D!:

A quick phone call on Tuesday night.

(Chad) "Cole, I can't get on Madden.  What's the password?"

(Cole) "Geeze dad.  You ready."

(Chad) "Hold on"

(Chad) "Yeah, I'm ready."

(Cole) It's  F.    U.    C.    K.     Y.    O.     U.     the number 10,    X.

(Chad)  "Hey man,  it's not working."

Coach D by 9

WEAPON X vs SALTY BALLS:

Man, it was like yesterday when Mr. Balls in the mouth was picking apart my draft from listening to "the fantasy fags" sirius xm when delivering a bottle of vagisil while insta-karting.  It's good to be informed.

Weapon X by 12

STEELY MCBEAM vs KILLER P'S:

Remember the Tortoise and the Hare Bugs Bunny Cartoons.  Bug's would lose every damn race and be besides himself until he learned that there was three of the motherfuckers dupin' him.

Steely by 7

STEELERS vs YDAWG:

A prank phone call from Brian Conn to Blake Lewis.

(Blake)  Hello

(Brian) "Yes, hello.  This is Mike Cox and I'm calling from Transactions anonymous.  We have been informed by a loved one that you have a waiver wire addiction that leads to borderline criminal activity...in fantasy standards.  Would you like some information or directions for some help sir?"

(Blake)  I got THREE. (CLICK)

Ydawg by 2.5

RITCHIE RICH vs MV OFFICIATING:

The Fairfax Times is reporting that the NVFOA is being investigated for Ca$h bribes for desired outcomes.  This is a developing story.

Rich by .5

YINZBURGH vs MACK DADDY'S:

This is a story of redemption.

Daddy Mack's by 20