The regular season has officially come to a close, and Week 13 delivered the drama, heartbreak, and last-minute heroics expected from a league known for tight races and unpredictable finishes. With the standings locked and all tiebreakers applied, six teams have punched their tickets to the postseason—while four others prepare for the always-entertaining Toilet Bowl.

Here’s how Week 13 unfolded, and what it means for the playoffs.

Week 13 Game Recaps

50 Shades of Great (89) def. Two Dogs (84)

In one of the weekend’s most critical matchups, 50 Shades of Great held off a late push from Two Dogs to secure the American Conference division title and the #1 seed in their conference. This win locked their first-round bye and solidified their position as a championship contender.

Mt. Vernon Maulers (85) def. Brooklyn Bombers (84)

A one-point squeaker kept the Maulers’ season respectable but wasn’t enough to lift them into the playoff field. Brooklyn closes the year at 3–10 and heads to the Toilet Bowl.

Mr. Swift’s Fantasy Experience (121) def. Cobra Kai (99)

Swift’s squad exploded for 121 points in the highest-scoring performance of the week—cementing their place as the American Conference Wild Card #2 seed.
Despite the loss, Cobra Kai clinched a playoff spot in the National Conference, thanks to a strong 7–6 season and favorable tiebreakers.

Manklinkoes (113) def. Spanky Rookies (83)

The Manklinkoes secured their eighth win and looked sharp heading into the postseason. This victory ensured their place as the top Wild Card seed in the National Conference.

Funky Monks (87) def. Amaraqs (84)

The Monks held on in a tight divisional battle to finish 9–4 and lock up the National Conference division title, earning the conference’s #1 seed and a first-round bye. Amaraqs finish 4–9 and head to the Toilet Bowl.

Playoff Bracket Set

First-Round Byes

• 50 Shades of Great (American Conference #1)

• Funky Monks (National Conference #1)

Wild Card Round Matchups

American Conference

Two Dogs (2) vs Mr. Swift’s Fantasy Experience (3)
A divisional rubber match with huge stakes. Swift’s team is red-hot after putting up 121 points in Week 13.

National Conference

Manklinkoes (2) vs Cobra Kai (3)
Cobra Kai limps in after a tough loss, but their balanced season earns them a rightful playoff berth. Manklinkoes looked dominant in Week 13 and enter as the favorite.

Toilet Bowl Matchups

Just as tradition demands, the two non-playoff teams from each division square off:

American Conference Toilet Bowl

• Mt. Vernon Maulers vs Brooklyn Bombers

National Conference Toilet Bowl

• Spanky Rookies vs Amaraqs

Losers of the above matchups will meet in the grand finale to determine the 2025 Toilet Bowl Champion.

Final Takeaway

With the brackets locked, the league now shifts its focus to the postseason, where every lineup decision matters and every point could be the difference between glory and heartbreak.

Let the playoffs begin!